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That's right. All drugs are dangerous, and you shouldn't take them until you are very aware of what you may become by doing drugs.
That's right, one the most under-reported side effects of drugs is actually one of the most terrible.
You could become a 'drugs bore'.
A drugs bore is a person who will start every conversation with a story like so:
"This one time when I was really wasted..."
The story will last a long time, and won't be funny, or in the least bit interesting, and will probably end with:
"I guess you had to be there..."
So careful kids, you don't want to turn out like that.
That's right, one the most under-reported side effects of drugs is actually one of the most terrible.
You could become a 'drugs bore'.
A drugs bore is a person who will start every conversation with a story like so:
"This one time when I was really wasted..."
The story will last a long time, and won't be funny, or in the least bit interesting, and will probably end with:
"I guess you had to be there..."
So careful kids, you don't want to turn out like that.
Craw wrote:
Why is it when
> 'older' people read a story of someone jumping off a bridge/carpark/building
> they always say...
'Probably on drugs and thought they could fly...'
---
Bill Hicks on this exact thing:
"Same old story, young man on acid thought he could fly. Jumped off a building and died. What a tragedy....no, what a deek. He thought he could fly? Why not take off from the ground first? Check it out? Quit ruining it for the rest of us you morons. I've taken heroic doses of acid, and never once thought I could fly. I've seen UFOs split the sky like a sheet, but I've never thought I could fly. So we lost a moron, big deal."
Why is it when
> 'older' people read a story of someone jumping off a bridge/carpark/building
> they always say...
'Probably on drugs and thought they could fly...'
---
Bill Hicks on this exact thing:
"Same old story, young man on acid thought he could fly. Jumped off a building and died. What a tragedy....no, what a deek. He thought he could fly? Why not take off from the ground first? Check it out? Quit ruining it for the rest of us you morons. I've taken heroic doses of acid, and never once thought I could fly. I've seen UFOs split the sky like a sheet, but I've never thought I could fly. So we lost a moron, big deal."
Meka_Dragon wrote:
> "This one time when I was really wasted..."
Is that anything like "And this one time, at band camp..." ?
Oh, and you sound like South Park's Mr. Mackey... "Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?" :-)
> "This one time when I was really wasted..."
Is that anything like "And this one time, at band camp..." ?
Oh, and you sound like South Park's Mr. Mackey... "Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?" :-)
Oh yeah and they trick you into thinking you can fly...
Why is it when 'older' people read a story of someone jumping off a bridge/carpark/building they always say...
'Probably on drugs and thought they could fly...'
Why is it when 'older' people read a story of someone jumping off a bridge/carpark/building they always say...
'Probably on drugs and thought they could fly...'
They also have the very serious consequence of pasting good looking girl faces onto all girl's bodies, thereby causing a lot of distress upon awakening the next morning. I'm sure that they have this effect on women as well of course!
Drugs are addictive and dangerous.
Why only last week I imbibed alchohol above my tolerance level and it made me allergic to beer and I threw up the beer and slept in beer-sick.
So yes, drugs are bad.
Why only last week I imbibed alchohol above my tolerance level and it made me allergic to beer and I threw up the beer and slept in beer-sick.
So yes, drugs are bad.
That's right. All drugs are dangerous, and you shouldn't take them until you are very aware of what you may become by doing drugs.
That's right, one the most under-reported side effects of drugs is actually one of the most terrible.
You could become a 'drugs bore'.
A drugs bore is a person who will start every conversation with a story like so:
"This one time when I was really wasted..."
The story will last a long time, and won't be funny, or in the least bit interesting, and will probably end with:
"I guess you had to be there..."
So careful kids, you don't want to turn out like that.
That's right, one the most under-reported side effects of drugs is actually one of the most terrible.
You could become a 'drugs bore'.
A drugs bore is a person who will start every conversation with a story like so:
"This one time when I was really wasted..."
The story will last a long time, and won't be funny, or in the least bit interesting, and will probably end with:
"I guess you had to be there..."
So careful kids, you don't want to turn out like that.