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cream eggs how do u eat urs

the matrix fan no 1 wrote:

cream eggs how do u eat urs
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Was this a question to Cream Eggs all over the world? As in; How do they eat something? Because if somebody asked me how do I eat something, they'd say "Stu, how do you eat food?".

By the way: My girlfriend bought me that BIG Creme Egg eater egg; you know the one what's about 1.5ft tall? I haven't opened it yet, but I daresay it will be gone by tonight.

Lick the middle out and then eat the chocolate

(Tsk)
What?

I tend to consume mine whole, without removing the wrapper, then washing it down with a nice healthy barrel of crude oil.

I stick it in the blender, stip down and then rub it all over my body. I then begin to gorge on my own flesh.

Well, first, I throw it in the bin, then I throw the bin bag in the Bin Lorry, then I blow up the bin lorry, then I eat it...

I honestly tried it with a spoon the other day

Rubbish

I prefer Rolo eggs.

With a knife and fork, duh!

Aha, now it all makes sense.

No, he talks out his a.se so I assume thats how he eats his.