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Hey, this is the last chance I have at writing a GAD 1 winner, and I am going to make it as bluddy good as I can! Of course it includes my trademark “X: The Game” title.
So GAD 1 and 3 are been taken away from us, like a cute little teddybear with no arms from a crying baby, the callous sons of… nevermind
Basically the new GAD situation states in the small print, “No more GADs for Kyz.” I have 14 now, 6 from cheats, 5 from posts and a measly 3 from reviews! *spits*
I have to understand that Tony has a new bird and in order to keep her from his 6-crème-eggs-a-day secret, he has to distract her with expensive gifts. This means a cutback on free stuff for us, except Mystique and Rosalind who ‘visit’ Tony from time to time in return for special ‘gifts’. I wonder why everything I write has an innuendo somewhere, hmm.
I was going to write a proper game about winning a GAD 1 for the last time, I have changed my mind and I am going to ramble on until Nevermind the Buzzcocks graces my television and I exit the GAD 1 giving forums for the very last time.
GAD 1’s and 3’s have been here since I joined the forums about 150 days ago, and it is something I thought would be a permanent thing, I guess I took SR for granted a little. I remember my first GAD, it was for cheats on like my 4th day or something and I was so awestruck! People who join the forums now won’t have the same opportunities I have had and it is somewhat of a sad thing. Now I have come into my own on the forums but the confidence to compete with the other regulars that winning a GAD gives you is unspeakable and something even the most charismatic duck in the park cannot learn. What am I on about now? Am I drunk or just in a self inflicted delusion? Who cares?
I have just realised the title of this post is stupid but I won’t change it because I would have to scroll up, I cannot reach the mouse from here, humph! This would be so funny if this was the last GAD 1 that was won, I wonder if they will still keep a GAD 1 and GAD 3 winners list, I also wonder how many times I have said GAD in the post. More times that MJ has taken a kid to Never Land I’ll bet!
I was going to make a post in Life or something saying I might leave the forums totally for a while in a week or two while I concentrate on my GCSE’s for a bit, but I will just leave without trace, let everyone think I am dead, then come back and win a GAD. “Hurray”, I hear you yell, yes indeed. You only like me because you think I might clumsily give you one of my GADs, well I won’t… Especially since I probably won’t win any more!
I heard a really funny blonde joke earlier, but I forgot it. Oh the irony, I used to be blonde as a kid but I went to school and it faded. As the knowledge went into my brain, the blondeness left, doesn’t that show something?
My internet cut me off, why do they have a 2 hour timeout on “Freeserve Anytime” ? – Peckers! You know the sound a modem makes when it dials up, how long will it be before Scooter speed it up and release it with a squeaky voiced hippy telling us he loves us? They could call it “The Dial Up” or, “Olitec 56, 000 modem dialing up the a crappy internet server which I forgot to pay for and so they got the bailiffs in”. I am unsure which is best.
I think I am drunk now, menacing keys. God bless spellcheck. I have typed that sentence 4 times now, I kept spelling drunk with a “[Caps Lock]”, “U”, “N”, “K”.
You know when you are so drunk that the ends of your fingers are numb and you can’t see the floor, give me half an hour and I will give you a deep description about it, wahoo.
I don’t know about anyone else but when I am drunk and I get home, I try and do the sober act with my parents and I talk really posh. I try to use long words but then I slur them and fall into a cabinet yelling, “SHHHAVVEEE MEEE!” Why do my posts end up mentioning alcohol somehow – seriously they do! At this point I would like to draw attention to my sponsors, Bacardi. For the freshest white rum on the market!
I am listening to Coldplay now, it really makes you want to kill yourself. Seriously if I was going to top myself I would play “The Scientist” in a loop and then just choke on my own foot or something.
Now to do the philosophical bit. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes, it does. Why do people ask that question? Of course it makes a sound you CLOWNS!
I have used pretty much everything in my GAD winning arsenal here; humour, sex, alcohol, sarcasm, slander, bragging and philosophy. All I need is a closing line and this final GAD 1 is as good as mine. Here goes:
”Give me a GAD 1, or I’ll smash your faces in.”
*Grins, falls down some stairs and throws up*
I’ve been Kyz22, and I will miss you GAD 1.
So GAD 1 and 3 are been taken away from us, like a cute little teddybear with no arms from a crying baby, the callous sons of… nevermind
Basically the new GAD situation states in the small print, “No more GADs for Kyz.” I have 14 now, 6 from cheats, 5 from posts and a measly 3 from reviews! *spits*
I have to understand that Tony has a new bird and in order to keep her from his 6-crème-eggs-a-day secret, he has to distract her with expensive gifts. This means a cutback on free stuff for us, except Mystique and Rosalind who ‘visit’ Tony from time to time in return for special ‘gifts’. I wonder why everything I write has an innuendo somewhere, hmm.
I was going to write a proper game about winning a GAD 1 for the last time, I have changed my mind and I am going to ramble on until Nevermind the Buzzcocks graces my television and I exit the GAD 1 giving forums for the very last time.
GAD 1’s and 3’s have been here since I joined the forums about 150 days ago, and it is something I thought would be a permanent thing, I guess I took SR for granted a little. I remember my first GAD, it was for cheats on like my 4th day or something and I was so awestruck! People who join the forums now won’t have the same opportunities I have had and it is somewhat of a sad thing. Now I have come into my own on the forums but the confidence to compete with the other regulars that winning a GAD gives you is unspeakable and something even the most charismatic duck in the park cannot learn. What am I on about now? Am I drunk or just in a self inflicted delusion? Who cares?
I have just realised the title of this post is stupid but I won’t change it because I would have to scroll up, I cannot reach the mouse from here, humph! This would be so funny if this was the last GAD 1 that was won, I wonder if they will still keep a GAD 1 and GAD 3 winners list, I also wonder how many times I have said GAD in the post. More times that MJ has taken a kid to Never Land I’ll bet!
I was going to make a post in Life or something saying I might leave the forums totally for a while in a week or two while I concentrate on my GCSE’s for a bit, but I will just leave without trace, let everyone think I am dead, then come back and win a GAD. “Hurray”, I hear you yell, yes indeed. You only like me because you think I might clumsily give you one of my GADs, well I won’t… Especially since I probably won’t win any more!
I heard a really funny blonde joke earlier, but I forgot it. Oh the irony, I used to be blonde as a kid but I went to school and it faded. As the knowledge went into my brain, the blondeness left, doesn’t that show something?
My internet cut me off, why do they have a 2 hour timeout on “Freeserve Anytime” ? – Peckers! You know the sound a modem makes when it dials up, how long will it be before Scooter speed it up and release it with a squeaky voiced hippy telling us he loves us? They could call it “The Dial Up” or, “Olitec 56, 000 modem dialing up the a crappy internet server which I forgot to pay for and so they got the bailiffs in”. I am unsure which is best.
I think I am drunk now, menacing keys. God bless spellcheck. I have typed that sentence 4 times now, I kept spelling drunk with a “[Caps Lock]”, “U”, “N”, “K”.
You know when you are so drunk that the ends of your fingers are numb and you can’t see the floor, give me half an hour and I will give you a deep description about it, wahoo.
I don’t know about anyone else but when I am drunk and I get home, I try and do the sober act with my parents and I talk really posh. I try to use long words but then I slur them and fall into a cabinet yelling, “SHHHAVVEEE MEEE!” Why do my posts end up mentioning alcohol somehow – seriously they do! At this point I would like to draw attention to my sponsors, Bacardi. For the freshest white rum on the market!
I am listening to Coldplay now, it really makes you want to kill yourself. Seriously if I was going to top myself I would play “The Scientist” in a loop and then just choke on my own foot or something.
Now to do the philosophical bit. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Yes, it does. Why do people ask that question? Of course it makes a sound you CLOWNS!
I have used pretty much everything in my GAD winning arsenal here; humour, sex, alcohol, sarcasm, slander, bragging and philosophy. All I need is a closing line and this final GAD 1 is as good as mine. Here goes:
”Give me a GAD 1, or I’ll smash your faces in.”
*Grins, falls down some stairs and throws up*
I’ve been Kyz22, and I will miss you GAD 1.
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Cyclone wrote:
> Goober?
>
> I'll pull his tentacles off.
Ohhhhhh...
...oh, he said tentacles.
> Goober?
>
> I'll pull his tentacles off.
Ohhhhhh...
...oh, he said tentacles.
Goober?
I'll pull his tentacles off.
I'll pull his tentacles off.
Microchips wrote:
> Cyclone wrote:
> Be quiet.
>
> Hell yes!
>
> "My GAD winning arsenal"
>
> Puh-lease!
I think you'll find it is puh-leez! Goober!
> Cyclone wrote:
> Be quiet.
>
> Hell yes!
>
> "My GAD winning arsenal"
>
> Puh-lease!
I think you'll find it is puh-leez! Goober!
Cyclone wrote:
> Be quiet.
Hell yes!
"My GAD winning arsenal"
Puh-lease!
> Be quiet.
Hell yes!
"My GAD winning arsenal"
Puh-lease!
Be quiet.
Buuuuuh, whats GAD?
I think walkthroughs win less due to the number posted each day in comparison to the number of reviews.
Yeah, me neither. Walthroughs are often harder than reviews anyway so I don't understand why they only get a £25 GAD. Cheats and hints however are easy as a blonde in Hawaii.
Cubist wrote:
> I've won GAD 1 once and GAD 2 once...I was really hoping to write a
> MASSIVE walkthrough for The Legend Of Zelda : Wind Waker
Much the same as me, but I wrote a walkthrough for the Grim Fandango (great game), I lost to some hints so didn't bother to write walkthrough's anymore. Too much hard work, then I won GAD 1 once and I just won GAD 2 the other day for my Starfox review (it's pap just about sums up that game).
I think it is good and bad that GAD 1 is going. It’s bad as we will lose a lot of funny posts, and it’s good, as we will lose a few idiots from the forum. I personally don’t think posting cheats should ever have won prizes.
> I've won GAD 1 once and GAD 2 once...I was really hoping to write a
> MASSIVE walkthrough for The Legend Of Zelda : Wind Waker
Much the same as me, but I wrote a walkthrough for the Grim Fandango (great game), I lost to some hints so didn't bother to write walkthrough's anymore. Too much hard work, then I won GAD 1 once and I just won GAD 2 the other day for my Starfox review (it's pap just about sums up that game).
I think it is good and bad that GAD 1 is going. It’s bad as we will lose a lot of funny posts, and it’s good, as we will lose a few idiots from the forum. I personally don’t think posting cheats should ever have won prizes.
Check Tonys post called "Changes To Gameaday". Everything is explained there.
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