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The 7 dwarfs are in a hot tub feeling happy, happy gets out so they start feeling grumpy.
(Some people find it hilarious, others sigh - your call)
(Some people find it hilarious, others sigh - your call)
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The 7 dwarfs are in a hot tub feeling happy, happy gets out so they start feeling grumpy.
(Some people find it hilarious, others sigh - your call)
(Some people find it hilarious, others sigh - your call)
Jim and Sarah had been happily married for 20 years, and had enjoyed a fairly good sex life, or so Jim thought anyway. Sarah on the other had was a little self-conscious about the fact that they only ever made love with the lights off. After 20 years of marriage she thought this was ridicules, and so set to doing something about it.
Rather then talking to her husband she decided the best plan of action was to wait until he was really getting into it, when she thought he was far enough along that he wouldn’t notice if she suddenly turned into Peter Kay, let alone turned on a little light.
So, later that evening, when she and Jim were in bed she made her amorous intentions known, and they got to it. After a few minutes when she thought he was to involved to be able to stop, she flicked the lights on...and was horrified at what she saw. She had always thought her husband was rather well endowed, but now the truth was staring her in the face…Jim, was in fact not at all well endowed, but was actually using a rather large cucumber. Now seeing as how Sarah had thought her husband was fairly big, it dawned on her that he had obviously been doing this all along.
Outraged, Sarah demanded an explanation. Jim replied, “I will explain to you about the cucumber, if you can explain our three children to me.”
Rather then talking to her husband she decided the best plan of action was to wait until he was really getting into it, when she thought he was far enough along that he wouldn’t notice if she suddenly turned into Peter Kay, let alone turned on a little light.
So, later that evening, when she and Jim were in bed she made her amorous intentions known, and they got to it. After a few minutes when she thought he was to involved to be able to stop, she flicked the lights on...and was horrified at what she saw. She had always thought her husband was rather well endowed, but now the truth was staring her in the face…Jim, was in fact not at all well endowed, but was actually using a rather large cucumber. Now seeing as how Sarah had thought her husband was fairly big, it dawned on her that he had obviously been doing this all along.
Outraged, Sarah demanded an explanation. Jim replied, “I will explain to you about the cucumber, if you can explain our three children to me.”
Heh thats good :-D
Thanks, I vaguely remember the punch line from somewhere and just made the rest up around it.
English_Bloke wrote:
> Thanks, I vaguely remember the punch line from somewhere and just made
> the rest up around it.
I like the Peter Kay bit :-D
> Thanks, I vaguely remember the punch line from somewhere and just made
> the rest up around it.
I like the Peter Kay bit :-D
Yeah, that bit just came from nowhere...I scare myself sometimes.
Not only yourself...
Well it made me smile, but not worth a LOL...
meh...
meh...
Yes
I don't get it.
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