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A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her,
and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next
stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how
to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at
midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put
some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery
claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God,!!" he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have
sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to @n@l sex,
as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps
up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"
and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next
stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how
to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at
midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put
some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery
claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God,!!" he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have
sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to @n@l sex,
as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps
up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"
*Yawn*
Heard it.
Although it was in a church, which is more logical. And he dressed as Jesus - also more logical as there is no set image of what God looks like, although many people's ideals of Jesus are very similar.
Heard it.
Although it was in a church, which is more logical. And he dressed as Jesus - also more logical as there is no set image of what God looks like, although many people's ideals of Jesus are very similar.
Q. What did the blondes left leg say to the right?
A. I don't know they've never met
A. I don't know they've never met
What's the difference between Hilary Clinton and the Grand Canyon?
One's a busy ditch, the other's a...
:D
One's a busy ditch, the other's a...
:D
A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her,
and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next
stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how
to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at
midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put
some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery
claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God,!!" he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have
sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to @n@l sex,
as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps
up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"
and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next
stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how
to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at
midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put
some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery
claiming to be God."
The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as
suggested on the next Tuesday night.
"I am God,!!" he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have
sex with me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to @n@l sex,
as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps
up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver!"