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Brace yourselves children, as I take you on a journey of discovery.
You must also brace yourselves, as I am severely bored, and am typing directly into the box thingy.
Anyway.
Recently, a research centre have been directly funding a project which has came up with astonishing results. HanHam Discovery, Technology, and Research Centre® have been working on this particular project for many years now, and have finally reached a conclusion.
Prepare youself now.
Did you know, that a room without light... is dark?
An astonishing discovery, I'm sure you'll agree. Dave "Shimmy" Wright, the leading technical consultant, had this to say;
"We really are quite amazed with ourselves. We put effort in. We put money in. We got a fantastic result. We really are all in amazement at the moment, it's spectacular."
We recently asked normal people on the street, whom it is most likely didn't possess this unbelievable knowledge, what they thought of this matter.
"Really!? Get outta here! Honestly!? That's amazing, it's just... wow! My intelligence is fulfilled! I'd never have known!" said Charlton McThemus the Third, a well established professor of Technology and Ethics.
"And? You're telling me some bums put well needed cash into some crappy project? Pfft, I knew that all along" said homeless Donald, who can't remember his last name. It's obvious he is lying. No well earning, and established Professor in the World knew that, let alone a homeless person.
However, there is controversy over the matter.
"And they tell us now, huh? It's a disgrace I say! Why weren't the public informed of this before? It's completely obvious! Without knowledge of this information, it quite clearly could prove to be an immediate threat! I mean, say you went into a dark room that had knives lying faced up on the floor, huh, huh!? Exactly. Shish-Kebabs for feet. But with light, aha, a different matter!" says radical campaigner, Jessica Mydek, who has also campaigned for such ridiculous matters as, "Save The Green Fresh Turnip", and "Stop Gulf War 2".
But it swings both ways.
"Why have the Government told us this!? And released it so freely as well? Who knows what Terrorists could do with this information! It's crazy!" Markus Dooberry, who lives at 15 Dirnell Drive, in Bristol, who also asked to remain anonymous said.
HanHam Research Centre®, who also brought us to light (eh, eh?) with such discovery's as, "If you leave milk it, it goes all thick", and the unforgetable great discovery of the Summer of 98'. That's right, the controversial "There's a hole in the hole of the O-Zone Layer"
Earlier this week, our leading interviewer, Matthew Mashir spoke to Richard Hillman, the Research Centres key guinea pig, about the processes involved in this discovery.
Richard - "Yeah, you all thought I was dead eh!? Well, you're wrong. Gail, David, Sarah, and the little baby's name who escapes me at the moment - if you're watching, I love you all. And I'm coming for you."
Matthew - "Yes, well. About the discovery, and leading up to it, was it exciting?"
Richard - "No."
Matthew - "Well, uh. Is there anything you can tell us?"
Richard - "No."
Matthew - "Riiight..."
As you can see, a very successful interview.
Well friends, this is the end of your journey of discovery, as I'm hungry.
It is reported that HanHam Discovery, Technology, and Research Centre® facility's are now working on a new project. We can exclusively reveal that it is mainly based around the mythical being, which is only known as the "Staff Ninja". So far, they have discovered its name. Darkus.
Well, lets only hope things keep being as exciting as they have been.
Good bye.
*For obvious reasons, Nelly Furtado's "Turn Out The Light" plays out the credits*
You must also brace yourselves, as I am severely bored, and am typing directly into the box thingy.
Anyway.
Recently, a research centre have been directly funding a project which has came up with astonishing results. HanHam Discovery, Technology, and Research Centre® have been working on this particular project for many years now, and have finally reached a conclusion.
Prepare youself now.
Did you know, that a room without light... is dark?
An astonishing discovery, I'm sure you'll agree. Dave "Shimmy" Wright, the leading technical consultant, had this to say;
"We really are quite amazed with ourselves. We put effort in. We put money in. We got a fantastic result. We really are all in amazement at the moment, it's spectacular."
We recently asked normal people on the street, whom it is most likely didn't possess this unbelievable knowledge, what they thought of this matter.
"Really!? Get outta here! Honestly!? That's amazing, it's just... wow! My intelligence is fulfilled! I'd never have known!" said Charlton McThemus the Third, a well established professor of Technology and Ethics.
"And? You're telling me some bums put well needed cash into some crappy project? Pfft, I knew that all along" said homeless Donald, who can't remember his last name. It's obvious he is lying. No well earning, and established Professor in the World knew that, let alone a homeless person.
However, there is controversy over the matter.
"And they tell us now, huh? It's a disgrace I say! Why weren't the public informed of this before? It's completely obvious! Without knowledge of this information, it quite clearly could prove to be an immediate threat! I mean, say you went into a dark room that had knives lying faced up on the floor, huh, huh!? Exactly. Shish-Kebabs for feet. But with light, aha, a different matter!" says radical campaigner, Jessica Mydek, who has also campaigned for such ridiculous matters as, "Save The Green Fresh Turnip", and "Stop Gulf War 2".
But it swings both ways.
"Why have the Government told us this!? And released it so freely as well? Who knows what Terrorists could do with this information! It's crazy!" Markus Dooberry, who lives at 15 Dirnell Drive, in Bristol, who also asked to remain anonymous said.
HanHam Research Centre®, who also brought us to light (eh, eh?) with such discovery's as, "If you leave milk it, it goes all thick", and the unforgetable great discovery of the Summer of 98'. That's right, the controversial "There's a hole in the hole of the O-Zone Layer"
Earlier this week, our leading interviewer, Matthew Mashir spoke to Richard Hillman, the Research Centres key guinea pig, about the processes involved in this discovery.
Richard - "Yeah, you all thought I was dead eh!? Well, you're wrong. Gail, David, Sarah, and the little baby's name who escapes me at the moment - if you're watching, I love you all. And I'm coming for you."
Matthew - "Yes, well. About the discovery, and leading up to it, was it exciting?"
Richard - "No."
Matthew - "Well, uh. Is there anything you can tell us?"
Richard - "No."
Matthew - "Riiight..."
As you can see, a very successful interview.
Well friends, this is the end of your journey of discovery, as I'm hungry.
It is reported that HanHam Discovery, Technology, and Research Centre® facility's are now working on a new project. We can exclusively reveal that it is mainly based around the mythical being, which is only known as the "Staff Ninja". So far, they have discovered its name. Darkus.
Well, lets only hope things keep being as exciting as they have been.
Good bye.
*For obvious reasons, Nelly Furtado's "Turn Out The Light" plays out the credits*
*Stomp*
The black light is coming...
MHAMHAMHAHahahaha
MHAMHAMHAHahahaha
*And IIIII will always loooveee youuuuuuuuuu*
Erm...
*Credits roll*
(Mine was better)
Erm...
*Credits roll*
(Mine was better)
Hoho, I remember that
It's even better than the newly invented "25 shades darker than black - black".
*Falls asleep half way through*
I'm scared...
Brace yourselves children, as I take you on a journey of discovery.
You must also brace yourselves, as I am severely bored, and am typing directly into the box thingy.
Anyway.
Recently, a research centre have been directly funding a project which has came up with astonishing results. HanHam Discovery, Technology, and Research Centre® have been working on this particular project for many years now, and have finally reached a conclusion.
Prepare youself now.
Did you know, that a room without light... is dark?
An astonishing discovery, I'm sure you'll agree. Dave "Shimmy" Wright, the leading technical consultant, had this to say;
"We really are quite amazed with ourselves. We put effort in. We put money in. We got a fantastic result. We really are all in amazement at the moment, it's spectacular."
We recently asked normal people on the street, whom it is most likely didn't possess this unbelievable knowledge, what they thought of this matter.
"Really!? Get outta here! Honestly!? That's amazing, it's just... wow! My intelligence is fulfilled! I'd never have known!" said Charlton McThemus the Third, a well established professor of Technology and Ethics.
"And? You're telling me some bums put well needed cash into some crappy project? Pfft, I knew that all along" said homeless Donald, who can't remember his last name. It's obvious he is lying. No well earning, and established Professor in the World knew that, let alone a homeless person.
However, there is controversy over the matter.
"And they tell us now, huh? It's a disgrace I say! Why weren't the public informed of this before? It's completely obvious! Without knowledge of this information, it quite clearly could prove to be an immediate threat! I mean, say you went into a dark room that had knives lying faced up on the floor, huh, huh!? Exactly. Shish-Kebabs for feet. But with light, aha, a different matter!" says radical campaigner, Jessica Mydek, who has also campaigned for such ridiculous matters as, "Save The Green Fresh Turnip", and "Stop Gulf War 2".
But it swings both ways.
"Why have the Government told us this!? And released it so freely as well? Who knows what Terrorists could do with this information! It's crazy!" Markus Dooberry, who lives at 15 Dirnell Drive, in Bristol, who also asked to remain anonymous said.
HanHam Research Centre®, who also brought us to light (eh, eh?) with such discovery's as, "If you leave milk it, it goes all thick", and the unforgetable great discovery of the Summer of 98'. That's right, the controversial "There's a hole in the hole of the O-Zone Layer"
Earlier this week, our leading interviewer, Matthew Mashir spoke to Richard Hillman, the Research Centres key guinea pig, about the processes involved in this discovery.
Richard - "Yeah, you all thought I was dead eh!? Well, you're wrong. Gail, David, Sarah, and the little baby's name who escapes me at the moment - if you're watching, I love you all. And I'm coming for you."
Matthew - "Yes, well. About the discovery, and leading up to it, was it exciting?"
Richard - "No."
Matthew - "Well, uh. Is there anything you can tell us?"
Richard - "No."
Matthew - "Riiight..."
As you can see, a very successful interview.
Well friends, this is the end of your journey of discovery, as I'm hungry.
It is reported that HanHam Discovery, Technology, and Research Centre® facility's are now working on a new project. We can exclusively reveal that it is mainly based around the mythical being, which is only known as the "Staff Ninja". So far, they have discovered its name. Darkus.
Well, lets only hope things keep being as exciting as they have been.
Good bye.
*For obvious reasons, Nelly Furtado's "Turn Out The Light" plays out the credits*
You must also brace yourselves, as I am severely bored, and am typing directly into the box thingy.
Anyway.
Recently, a research centre have been directly funding a project which has came up with astonishing results. HanHam Discovery, Technology, and Research Centre® have been working on this particular project for many years now, and have finally reached a conclusion.
Prepare youself now.
Did you know, that a room without light... is dark?
An astonishing discovery, I'm sure you'll agree. Dave "Shimmy" Wright, the leading technical consultant, had this to say;
"We really are quite amazed with ourselves. We put effort in. We put money in. We got a fantastic result. We really are all in amazement at the moment, it's spectacular."
We recently asked normal people on the street, whom it is most likely didn't possess this unbelievable knowledge, what they thought of this matter.
"Really!? Get outta here! Honestly!? That's amazing, it's just... wow! My intelligence is fulfilled! I'd never have known!" said Charlton McThemus the Third, a well established professor of Technology and Ethics.
"And? You're telling me some bums put well needed cash into some crappy project? Pfft, I knew that all along" said homeless Donald, who can't remember his last name. It's obvious he is lying. No well earning, and established Professor in the World knew that, let alone a homeless person.
However, there is controversy over the matter.
"And they tell us now, huh? It's a disgrace I say! Why weren't the public informed of this before? It's completely obvious! Without knowledge of this information, it quite clearly could prove to be an immediate threat! I mean, say you went into a dark room that had knives lying faced up on the floor, huh, huh!? Exactly. Shish-Kebabs for feet. But with light, aha, a different matter!" says radical campaigner, Jessica Mydek, who has also campaigned for such ridiculous matters as, "Save The Green Fresh Turnip", and "Stop Gulf War 2".
But it swings both ways.
"Why have the Government told us this!? And released it so freely as well? Who knows what Terrorists could do with this information! It's crazy!" Markus Dooberry, who lives at 15 Dirnell Drive, in Bristol, who also asked to remain anonymous said.
HanHam Research Centre®, who also brought us to light (eh, eh?) with such discovery's as, "If you leave milk it, it goes all thick", and the unforgetable great discovery of the Summer of 98'. That's right, the controversial "There's a hole in the hole of the O-Zone Layer"
Earlier this week, our leading interviewer, Matthew Mashir spoke to Richard Hillman, the Research Centres key guinea pig, about the processes involved in this discovery.
Richard - "Yeah, you all thought I was dead eh!? Well, you're wrong. Gail, David, Sarah, and the little baby's name who escapes me at the moment - if you're watching, I love you all. And I'm coming for you."
Matthew - "Yes, well. About the discovery, and leading up to it, was it exciting?"
Richard - "No."
Matthew - "Well, uh. Is there anything you can tell us?"
Richard - "No."
Matthew - "Riiight..."
As you can see, a very successful interview.
Well friends, this is the end of your journey of discovery, as I'm hungry.
It is reported that HanHam Discovery, Technology, and Research Centre® facility's are now working on a new project. We can exclusively reveal that it is mainly based around the mythical being, which is only known as the "Staff Ninja". So far, they have discovered its name. Darkus.
Well, lets only hope things keep being as exciting as they have been.
Good bye.
*For obvious reasons, Nelly Furtado's "Turn Out The Light" plays out the credits*