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I was taught never to judge a game unless it is made by Titus so here's 10 things you can do if you get one.
Playstation games:
1. Smash it up put it in a box and give it to someone for christmas pretending its a puzzle.
2. Use it to reflect light into peoples eyes.
3. Use it to reflect laser beams fired by an Evil alien race.
4. Feed it to your fish.
5. Tie two to your feet and use them as Ski's
N64:
1: Smash it open see if it is edible.
2: Put some in a blender with some milk or juice and blend it all up, Then drink it, how good does it taste?
3: Break it up stick it on a piece of paper and claim it to be Modern art.
4. Go clay pidgeon shooting with it.
5. See if it floats.
Go on try them! And tell me how it goe.
Dr. Ingo!
Playstation games:
1. Smash it up put it in a box and give it to someone for christmas pretending its a puzzle.
2. Use it to reflect light into peoples eyes.
3. Use it to reflect laser beams fired by an Evil alien race.
4. Feed it to your fish.
5. Tie two to your feet and use them as Ski's
N64:
1: Smash it open see if it is edible.
2: Put some in a blender with some milk or juice and blend it all up, Then drink it, how good does it taste?
3: Break it up stick it on a piece of paper and claim it to be Modern art.
4. Go clay pidgeon shooting with it.
5. See if it floats.
Go on try them! And tell me how it goe.
Dr. Ingo!
pb wrote:
> Hey, Titus made Fire and Ice. They were good back in the old days you know,
> must have replaced all their staff with dodgy cretins who can't code to save
> their lives.
Shame really.
FIRE AND ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was one of the best games when i was younger it has a red animal thing and a blue one!!!!!!!
> Hey, Titus made Fire and Ice. They were good back in the old days you know,
> must have replaced all their staff with dodgy cretins who can't code to save
> their lives.
Shame really.
FIRE AND ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was one of the best games when i was younger it has a red animal thing and a blue one!!!!!!!
pb wrote:
> Hey, Titus made Fire and Ice. They were good back in the old days you know,
> must have replaced all their staff with dodgy cretins who can't code to save
> their lives.
Yup damn good game that was, they made Titus the Fox as well didn't they?
> Hey, Titus made Fire and Ice. They were good back in the old days you know,
> must have replaced all their staff with dodgy cretins who can't code to save
> their lives.
Yup damn good game that was, they made Titus the Fox as well didn't they?
Hey, Titus made Fire and Ice. They were good back in the old days you know, must have replaced all their staff with dodgy cretins who can't code to save their lives.
Shame really.
Shame really.
Dont ever try the Drink... erm off to the loo.
I was taught never to judge a game unless it is made by Titus so here's 10 things you can do if you get one.
Playstation games:
1. Smash it up put it in a box and give it to someone for christmas pretending its a puzzle.
2. Use it to reflect light into peoples eyes.
3. Use it to reflect laser beams fired by an Evil alien race.
4. Feed it to your fish.
5. Tie two to your feet and use them as Ski's
N64:
1: Smash it open see if it is edible.
2: Put some in a blender with some milk or juice and blend it all up, Then drink it, how good does it taste?
3: Break it up stick it on a piece of paper and claim it to be Modern art.
4. Go clay pidgeon shooting with it.
5. See if it floats.
Go on try them! And tell me how it goe.
Dr. Ingo!
Playstation games:
1. Smash it up put it in a box and give it to someone for christmas pretending its a puzzle.
2. Use it to reflect light into peoples eyes.
3. Use it to reflect laser beams fired by an Evil alien race.
4. Feed it to your fish.
5. Tie two to your feet and use them as Ski's
N64:
1: Smash it open see if it is edible.
2: Put some in a blender with some milk or juice and blend it all up, Then drink it, how good does it taste?
3: Break it up stick it on a piece of paper and claim it to be Modern art.
4. Go clay pidgeon shooting with it.
5. See if it floats.
Go on try them! And tell me how it goe.
Dr. Ingo!