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The only straight in the village.
I once was asked, most courteously, if I would like to be
Included in a group of friends for a sort of 'birthday tea'!
Now, making friends has always been a thing I love to do
But in this case, I was to bite off more than I could chew!
I knew my friend was a lesbian, fine, just different points of view,
But what I didn't realise was the group of friends were too!
Trying to appear quite streetwise but des-per-ately failing,
I might have given off wrong vibes but no one was complaining!
The lady sitting next to me breathed in my ear to say
"I hope you wouldn't mind if I ask but, do I presume you're gay?"
My head was nodding up and down call it a nervous twitch
But, being taken as a 'yes' this definately posed a hitch!
She eagerly then whipped out her phone to, no doubt, swap phone numbers.
So, whoops, at that point what to do? 'Cept just act dumb and dumber'!
I then got asked by someone else "How long had I been gay?"
That's when I felt I must point out that I wasn't quite that way!
Time to crawl out the hole I'd dug, they'd guess sooner or later,
Especially since my eyes kept straying to the hunky, suntanned waiter!
'Cos remember this, when said and done at the risk of sounding rude,
The issue here's not 'straight or gay' the important thing's the food!
But in the end it was becuase, on AOL (his ISP) he had to be logged on to the master User (his dads) Internet Settings.
As for walkthrough guides, any ISP worth its salt should have one. Go to http://www.freeola.com and http://www.freedom2surf.net/ and look for their support sections, you should find some around there.
anyway, this problem is with ftping my site, my host says it's fine, they can upload anything, but since I have the aparent iq of a creature with a very low iq, this is a new world to me, and I have no map, + I failed Geography.
and so: aparently the isp on my index.htm page is not right, how do I change this + if anyone can tell me of a walkthrough guide thing for cuteftp 4.5 i'd be so very grateful, thanks in advance :)
I'm with http://supanames.co.uk and so far I'm not too G'damn impressed. Grrrrrrr.
*Goes off to shout abuse at them*