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The first team comes out from under the curtain, wearing uniform special reserve t-shirts, to ‘The Eye of the Tiger’ to a mixture of cheers, boos and general bewilderment. Leading the team out, is Special Reserve forum commisioner Reaver (Ant), probably the best all-round wrestler in this match up. With him is Ice Blaster, who has been fairly succesful competing in Japan, but is making his SR debut. Hawk (AfroJoe) a mainstay of the independent scene and a real gargantuan of the squared circle. Rage (BRM) another gargantuan competitor, who game is all about power and Mouldy Cheese a really gifted technician.
Our second group of competitors come out to the tune of The Village Peoples ‘YMCA’…an interesting choice of theme music for sure…They are lead out by Jetster a rookie who only recently graduated from the SR school of wrestling. Joining him are Grandprix, who gets a huge crowd pop. RkS another mainstay from the independent scene, Scotty the Doggy who’s background is in the luche-libre federations of Mexico and Longy who looks so non-plussed by making his debut that he has decided to not even put on his wrestling gear!
Senior referee Earl Hebner has been assigned to this match, but looks like he will have a lot of trouble keeping this one under control as nine of the ten competitors are itching to get started. Longy wanders over and takes a seat on the turnbuckle as Hebner runs through the formalities before this one can get started. Eight wretslers exit to the apron leaving Mouldy Cheese and Jetster in the ring to get this one underway.
Cheese and Jetster cagily circle each other before locking in a collar and elbow tie-up. Jet gains the early upper hand with his obvious strength advantage and locks Cheese in a head lock, before giving him a ‘nugy’ (knuckles scraped along the exposed head). Cheese writhes in pain, but manages to slip out and apply a reverse hammerlock before pushing Jetster to the ropes, Jet bounces back and attempts a clothesline which cheese ducks, as Jet comes back again Cheese hits a deep Japanese armdrag which launches Jet back into his corner where he makes a quick tag to Scotty The Doggy (BBS).
Scotty comes in and looks a better match in terms of speed for Cheese. Scotty throws a couple of punches at Cheese before Irish-whipping him off the ropes, as Cheese comes back, Scotty hits a drop toe hold and applies the ankle lock! But fortunately Cheese is able to roll through and as both wrestlers stand back up Cheese nails Scotty with a high drop kick, right in the face! Cheese falls back into his own corner and makes the tag to Rage (BRM).
Rage comes in as a house of fire and demolishes Scotty with a pair of big clotheslines. Scotty’s team mates come in to help, but are also seen off by this gargantuan competitor! But Scotty hits a low blow!!! Scotty rolls the big man up in a schoolboy 1…Kick out! Barely a one count there…it’ll take more than that to keep this big man down! Rage is back up now and hits Scotty with a huge suplex! Scotty’s really in trouble here, his team mates rush the ring to help him out again. But so do Rage’s…this one has broken down into a ten-way brawl!!!
Suddenly an unusual music kicks in and the ring is plunged into darkness! Some strobes kick in and we watch in an eerie slow motion-like effect as Kid Rock rushes the ring with a chair and knocks everyone senseless! Obviously he is a bit annoyed at not being in this match up. The lights come back up to Kid Rock standing chair held aloft in the centre of the ring, carnage all around him. But there is some movement amongst the crowd! A guy in a gorilla suit has jumped the barrier…OH MY GOD!!! It’s the Cong Man!!! Whats he doing here? The gorilla hits the ring…he’s carrying a coil of barbed wire!!! Which he procedes to hit Kid Rock with!!! He drop the barbed wire down and sets Kid Rock for a powerbomb. POWERBOMB ON THE BARBED WIRE!!! OUCH!!! But Cong has held on and pulls Kid Rock back up for a second powerbomb…on the barbed wire again!! He’s pulling KR back up again…facebuster…on the barbed wire again!!! KR is a bloody mess!!! Cong runs back off through the crowd his work done. KR rolls out of the ring.
Ice Blaster and Longy are the first guys back to their feet and they lock up despite being dazed. Longy has the strength advantage though and hits a headlock take down on IB, he stays on top for a cover. 1…2…and IB rolls his shouldert. Longy still has the headlock on though and rains a series of punches on to IB’s head causing he shoulders to fall back to the canvas. 1….2….this time IB kicks out, breaking the headlock. As the wrestlers return to their feet Longy swings for a clothesline, but misses. IB grabs Longy’s head just as the clothesline is missed and hits a neckbreaker. Both men are down and exhausted. Hebner lays in the ten count 1….2….3…4…5…6…7…8 and both men stagger back to their feet. IB swings a punch but Longy blocks it and hits a DDT. This gives Longy time to crawl over to his corner and make the tag to Jetster.
Jetster tags in and instantly Jumps on to the top rope…he’s going for the moonsault…if he hits this, it’s all over. IB still isn’t moving as Jetster comes off the ropes. He’s hit it…no wait…IB got the knees up! IB crawls to his corner and tags in Hawk (AfroJoe), who immediately drags the prone Jetster to his feet and hits the screwdriver!!! This one’s over..1…2….But Scotty the Doggy comes off the top rope with a moonsault, not only breaking up the pin but seriously hurting all three men involved!
The remaining members of both teams hit the ring and a brawl ensues with punches being thrown right left and centre! Ice Blaster hits the Ice block on Longy! But IB turns around straight into a t-bone suplex from Grandprix! Rage grabs GrandPrix and goes for the Alley Oop! But GP floats out of it and hits the finish line on the big man! Grandprix celebrates but is hit from behind by Reaver, who nails him with a DDT driver! Reaver turns just in time to see RKS about to cheap-shot him and blocks the punch, before hitting RKS with a sit-out powerbomb! But Mouldy Cheese grabs him from behind and hits the tarantula piledriver! It’s like a car-wreck scene, everyone but Cheese is down!
The referee forces Mouldy Cheese out of the ring, as our two legal men stagger to their feet. They are facing away from each other and as they turn on their rubber legs they bump into each other and out of pure reaction Jetster hits the money maker on Hawk, he goes for the pin 1…2….3!!! He got him!
Ladies and Gentlemen your winners of the match, the team of Jetster, Grandprix, RkS (Rickoss), Scotty The Doggy (BBS Scott) and Longy!
I really enjoyed reading that one, very well done Cong Man!!
Top stuff!
Oh yeah as i just said you heard me right ist Dog Bottom now instead of Scott Bottom.
Well done Cong Man - that's really got me interested in the forum wrestling thingy again.
How about I write a KR vs Cong Man match?
Congrats to the other team, and hopefully we'll now be seeing more of the Created Wrestlers, and soon enough we'll be introducing the belt.