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But look, it's still me:
Smash nintardo wiv fase
Pop music sucks
War is stupid and Afghanistan did nothing to deserve this
Fart
ROCK N ROLL
Damn Dirty Something
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to eat caviar and drive about in my limo whilst waving at the peasants clogging my driveway.
Oh,and buy Silent Hill 2 because it's awesome.
Anything else?
The caption contest thingy, I can't be arsed to choose a winner because I'm off out for the weekend, fight amongst yourselves and I'll supply the tuna to the winner.
You guys love me almost as much as I do.
Snoogins.
> Regulars are better than Notables Purple is Nintendo's colour after all :)
I thought you were trying to say that purple is best?
That's hardly a convincing argument, is it?
Becuase I wrote something about 4 posts down that I thought was vaguely entertaining, in a roundabout way...
Look at me, I have more above the allowance, I'm perfectly...
*THUMP*
I think I've had too many lemsips....
> Goaty used to be like the "head regular" he was a voice that shone out
> from the crowd. He made us prowd to be purple.... but then no. Seduced by the
> fruity side, he became "just another notable"
Oh Goaty, how could
> you turn your back on us???
:-(
Damn right!
Us purple-y regulars used to have a leader. Now, alas, he is lost in the mists of the golden shroud that surrounds the palace of the notables.
I imagine it to be a marvellous place. With fruit on golden trays, and young women who could be descrbed as "nubile and moist" peel grapes for them, and feed tham as they recline by the swimming pool.
But now, us regulars are lost, without a head figure. Milling around like, like.... lots of milling things. But not windmills, obviously.
We are searching for one to take your place. But the mantle of leadership is heavy. Also, I feel I speak for most of us "insignificants", as no doubt we now are to you, when I say that a I will not follow a leader that wishes to lead. I will follow someone who wears leadership as a burden, rather than a right.
But let this not worry you, as you continue to get fed by the "buxom beauties" who you are no doubt getting to know intimately now you have been at the palace of the notables for a while.
Enjoy yourself, for you never know who may be joining your ranks next time. If the Notable Hunter, Dringo, is appointed in three months, I wonder if he too, shall be tainted by the delights and wonders of the Palace, or whether he shall maintain his murderous ways.
Only time will tell....
I forgot about that button...