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Right I'll start a story and you'll continue with the next part,here it comes:
Two Dogs and a Cat went to a....
Two Dogs and a Cat went to a....
Fish and chip shop.
"You get cod?"
"Yeah."
"Ah, that's mine. I got sausage."
"I don't like sausage."
"Well who ordered sausage then?"
"Don't look at me." Said Archibald, the cat.
"I'm not eating this bloody cod! You see what they do? They fudge you and the chippy. Like with the cell phones! The fudge you with the cell phones."
Tarquin git punched in the head, and fell in the gutter.