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Resident Evil games need to give better features for completing the game. What use is a new costume? And the weapons are mostly boring.
What it needs is audio commentary from Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter! You'd walk into a room and an Australian voice would say, "Corr blimey, there's a rotten smell in 'ere," and then: "DANGER! DANGER! It's a crimson head zombie! One bite from this geezer and you're a gonner!"
Wouldn't that be more interesting than a different outfit?
What it needs is audio commentary from Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter! You'd walk into a room and an Australian voice would say, "Corr blimey, there's a rotten smell in 'ere," and then: "DANGER! DANGER! It's a crimson head zombie! One bite from this geezer and you're a gonner!"
Wouldn't that be more interesting than a different outfit?
Resident Evil games need to give better features for completing the game. What use is a new costume? And the weapons are mostly boring.
What it needs is audio commentary from Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter! You'd walk into a room and an Australian voice would say, "Corr blimey, there's a rotten smell in 'ere," and then: "DANGER! DANGER! It's a crimson head zombie! One bite from this geezer and you're a gonner!"
Wouldn't that be more interesting than a different outfit?
What it needs is audio commentary from Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter! You'd walk into a room and an Australian voice would say, "Corr blimey, there's a rotten smell in 'ere," and then: "DANGER! DANGER! It's a crimson head zombie! One bite from this geezer and you're a gonner!"
Wouldn't that be more interesting than a different outfit?
That would, in fact, be the best thing ever.
We need Irwin in this game, you can imagine the tension in a room in the mansion, and then hearing his voice boom through the speakers.
Classic idea.
Classic idea.
That is an excellent idea.
But a harsh criticism... we have leach zombie mode and other such great ideas... like the mercenry game in REsident Evil 3 and the ability to play as Tofu the metal chest in Resident Evil 2 :)
But a harsh criticism... we have leach zombie mode and other such great ideas... like the mercenry game in REsident Evil 3 and the ability to play as Tofu the metal chest in Resident Evil 2 :)
Irwin: Look at that zombie, isn't he a beauty.
*zombie gets closer*
Irwin: easy mate
*zombie tries to grab him but misses*
Irwin: ahoo if he had longer arms or I was a bit closer he could have grasped me.
*another zombie creeps up behind Irwin and grabs him*
Irwin: just look at the way they wrap their arms around me and sink their teeth in to me, amazing.
*zombie gets closer*
Irwin: easy mate
*zombie tries to grab him but misses*
Irwin: ahoo if he had longer arms or I was a bit closer he could have grasped me.
*another zombie creeps up behind Irwin and grabs him*
Irwin: just look at the way they wrap their arms around me and sink their teeth in to me, amazing.
The reward is in completing a hard game, but you are right, replaying for measily items is a bit pointless!
Zero for Extras! Zero for Extras! Zero for Extras!
A better extra would be "Jump on Steve Irwin's Head and Shut the Annoying Fool Up". Not got a great name, but damn it's satisfying.
Oh, and well popped ;)
Oh, and well popped ;)
Ah come on... he's funny.
Irwin is god!
The man should be dead by now, but he somehow stays alive no matter what...it must be those safari suits.
The man should be dead by now, but he somehow stays alive no matter what...it must be those safari suits.