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I know I am showing my immaturity here, But who thinks Midgets and Farting are the funniest things ever?
I don't mean to be rude, if any of you are midgets I apologise.
Since the days when I saw Time Bandits, whenever I see one of the little beggers I wee wee.
I have a friend and his adopted uncle is a midget, so too are his cousins and auntie. My friend invited us to a family party which we gratefully accepted.
To see them dance was a joy I even danced with them. Don't think me evil I am expressing my opinion, they just make me laugh.
..Anyway because we were out of town and the party finished late we all stayed at my friends cousins house. My friends uncle (midget) was on the stairs sleeping (I was sleeping next to the front door) all of a sudden an almighty sound erupted into the air. The little bloke rears up and says "excuse me". I tell you, there must of been about 50 of us sleeping in this hallway, I think the last person stopped laughing around two hours later (I know cause it was me.
I now think it is a process of assimilation. Whenever I hear a fart I subconsciously think of the midget (I think his name was Dave) and laugh, how hard I laugh depends on the sound made by the quivering cheeks.
I know this sounds immature but the simplist things are sometimes the funniest.
Who else finds this funny? I can't be the only one.
(No disrespect was meant to any Midgets or Dwharf like people)
I don't mean to be rude, if any of you are midgets I apologise.
Since the days when I saw Time Bandits, whenever I see one of the little beggers I wee wee.
I have a friend and his adopted uncle is a midget, so too are his cousins and auntie. My friend invited us to a family party which we gratefully accepted.
To see them dance was a joy I even danced with them. Don't think me evil I am expressing my opinion, they just make me laugh.
..Anyway because we were out of town and the party finished late we all stayed at my friends cousins house. My friends uncle (midget) was on the stairs sleeping (I was sleeping next to the front door) all of a sudden an almighty sound erupted into the air. The little bloke rears up and says "excuse me". I tell you, there must of been about 50 of us sleeping in this hallway, I think the last person stopped laughing around two hours later (I know cause it was me.
I now think it is a process of assimilation. Whenever I hear a fart I subconsciously think of the midget (I think his name was Dave) and laugh, how hard I laugh depends on the sound made by the quivering cheeks.
I know this sounds immature but the simplist things are sometimes the funniest.
Who else finds this funny? I can't be the only one.
(No disrespect was meant to any Midgets or Dwharf like people)
I've never seen a miserable midget. They've always got a smile on their faces. Maybe they know something we don't.
I agree with Goat.
Midgets are more scary than anything else. You make a joke of them, next thing you are being hammered... BY A MIDGET HAHA :o)
Midgets are more scary than anything else. You make a joke of them, next thing you are being hammered... BY A MIDGET HAHA :o)
Goatboy wrote:
> Will do, we got them through a talent agency.
Cost us £200 for two of
> them, 3 min song.
They did alright out of it.
Iv'e always said that if you were born a midget you have basically got a career in entertainment straight away.
So I think all of the midgets are actually laughing at people like me who laugh at them, because they don't have to go to college or university they just get put into a record breaking blockbuster of a film.
Just Look at Mini-Me out of Austin Powers- last laughs with the midgets I feel.
> Will do, we got them through a talent agency.
Cost us £200 for two of
> them, 3 min song.
They did alright out of it.
Iv'e always said that if you were born a midget you have basically got a career in entertainment straight away.
So I think all of the midgets are actually laughing at people like me who laugh at them, because they don't have to go to college or university they just get put into a record breaking blockbuster of a film.
Just Look at Mini-Me out of Austin Powers- last laughs with the midgets I feel.
Will do, we got them through a talent agency.
Cost us £200 for two of them, 3 min song.
They did alright out of it.
Cost us £200 for two of them, 3 min song.
They did alright out of it.
Goatboy wrote:
> One of the midgets we hired had been in Time Bandits, and was an Ewok in Return
> of The Jedi.
But he was still scary.
The uncle of my friend was R2D2's stunt double in star wars. They may have known eachother.
If you ever see him again ask if he knows anyone called Dave. (I think that was his name)
> One of the midgets we hired had been in Time Bandits, and was an Ewok in Return
> of The Jedi.
But he was still scary.
The uncle of my friend was R2D2's stunt double in star wars. They may have known eachother.
If you ever see him again ask if he knows anyone called Dave. (I think that was his name)
One of the midgets we hired had been in Time Bandits, and was an Ewok in Return of The Jedi.
But he was still scary.
But he was still scary.
Goatboy wrote:
> I find them threatening more than amusing.
When my band played a couple of
> months ago, we hired two to dance onstage for one song.
Top blokes, but a
> general air of menace about them, one got beered up afterwards and kept trying
> to have a fight with anyone.
I left quickly.
They always say be carefull of little blokes, but thats just taking the biscuit.
It just shows the littler you are the more you seem to have to prove. What a crying shame, is this the sad state of society today?
> I find them threatening more than amusing.
When my band played a couple of
> months ago, we hired two to dance onstage for one song.
Top blokes, but a
> general air of menace about them, one got beered up afterwards and kept trying
> to have a fight with anyone.
I left quickly.
They always say be carefull of little blokes, but thats just taking the biscuit.
It just shows the littler you are the more you seem to have to prove. What a crying shame, is this the sad state of society today?
I find them threatening more than amusing.
When my band played a couple of months ago, we hired two to dance onstage for one song.
Top blokes, but a general air of menace about them, one got beered up afterwards and kept trying to have a fight with anyone.
I left quickly.
When my band played a couple of months ago, we hired two to dance onstage for one song.
Top blokes, but a general air of menace about them, one got beered up afterwards and kept trying to have a fight with anyone.
I left quickly.
I know I am showing my immaturity here, But who thinks Midgets and Farting are the funniest things ever?
I don't mean to be rude, if any of you are midgets I apologise.
Since the days when I saw Time Bandits, whenever I see one of the little beggers I wee wee.
I have a friend and his adopted uncle is a midget, so too are his cousins and auntie. My friend invited us to a family party which we gratefully accepted.
To see them dance was a joy I even danced with them. Don't think me evil I am expressing my opinion, they just make me laugh.
..Anyway because we were out of town and the party finished late we all stayed at my friends cousins house. My friends uncle (midget) was on the stairs sleeping (I was sleeping next to the front door) all of a sudden an almighty sound erupted into the air. The little bloke rears up and says "excuse me". I tell you, there must of been about 50 of us sleeping in this hallway, I think the last person stopped laughing around two hours later (I know cause it was me.
I now think it is a process of assimilation. Whenever I hear a fart I subconsciously think of the midget (I think his name was Dave) and laugh, how hard I laugh depends on the sound made by the quivering cheeks.
I know this sounds immature but the simplist things are sometimes the funniest.
Who else finds this funny? I can't be the only one.
(No disrespect was meant to any Midgets or Dwharf like people)
I don't mean to be rude, if any of you are midgets I apologise.
Since the days when I saw Time Bandits, whenever I see one of the little beggers I wee wee.
I have a friend and his adopted uncle is a midget, so too are his cousins and auntie. My friend invited us to a family party which we gratefully accepted.
To see them dance was a joy I even danced with them. Don't think me evil I am expressing my opinion, they just make me laugh.
..Anyway because we were out of town and the party finished late we all stayed at my friends cousins house. My friends uncle (midget) was on the stairs sleeping (I was sleeping next to the front door) all of a sudden an almighty sound erupted into the air. The little bloke rears up and says "excuse me". I tell you, there must of been about 50 of us sleeping in this hallway, I think the last person stopped laughing around two hours later (I know cause it was me.
I now think it is a process of assimilation. Whenever I hear a fart I subconsciously think of the midget (I think his name was Dave) and laugh, how hard I laugh depends on the sound made by the quivering cheeks.
I know this sounds immature but the simplist things are sometimes the funniest.
Who else finds this funny? I can't be the only one.
(No disrespect was meant to any Midgets or Dwharf like people)