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Post your, jokes, gags, laughs and stuff like that here.

Yes, nice!

A mans walking down a californian beach and sees a lamp. He picks it up and rubs it and a genie pops out.

The genie says "Ok, ok thank you for freeing me, blah, blah, blah. This is the forth time this month this has happened and so i'm only gonna give you one wish."

The man thinks for a while and says "I've always wanted to go to Hawai but I hate to fly and get very sea sick so I wish for you to build a bridge so I can drive there."

The genie says "A bridge to hawai. Do you know how deep the ocean is, how much concreate is required, how much steel, man power. No you'll have to make another wish."

"Ok, i've been married four times and been divorced four times, I want to understand women, what they want, whats wrong when they say nothing, why they cry..."

Then the genie says "You want that bridge 2 lanes or 4"

Dá_Mástá_Rástá_Blástá wrote:
> Whats the ultimate Euro Heaven???

French food, British Humour and German
> technology.

Whats the ultimate Euro Hell?

British food, French technology
> and German humour



lol



I thought that was quite good, actually!

What d'ya get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep??
A wooly jumper!!
HA! ha..erm...ha..ahem..ah,ooh..erm..........that sux

What do you get when you cross a chick.....no wait.
That`s it!
What do you get when you cross a goat with a ....nope that`s wrong as well

oh,forget it.

heh.

that was funny

geez, you have no sense of humour what-so-ever

ooo!

tetchy

to be honest, I dont care, it was the only quick thing I could think of coz I cant be bothered to remember some amazing joke I heard ages ago, and I wasnt that bothered if you didnt LOL it

no. I refuse to LOL.