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(Based on a true s**tory)
“Permission to speak sir,” said banjo as he raised his hand to a solute.
“Permission granted solider,” answered general link, “go ahead.” he got up from his armchair and advanced to the war table which was holding a miniature model of the outside surroundings on its surface.
“Well sir,” said banjo before s**triating his cap, “the Scots have returned and there is no sign of a force heading to the cas**tle.”
“Excellent,” shouted link with a giant grin on his face, “that s**tunt we pulled off in the tunnels really worked!”
“My thoughts exactly sir.”
“Well anyway, when will the next bunch of men be going out to look around the perimeter?”
Kazooie popped out of banjo’s camouflaged backpack.
“At 16 hundred hours sir,” the small bird replied.
“Ok,” said link turning to his war model, “you are dismissed.”
Banjo opened the large wooden doors of general link’s office and began to walk down the long hall.
He took a right, which then lead him to the gardens of the ‘GBA cas**tle’ (Nintendo’s las**t resis**tance agains**t the ruthless sony army. was the final s**trong hold of the once mighty Nintendo Empire.
Forced out of the FoG, this one tiny military base is all that s**toped Sony from total global control.
Thanks to the quick thinking of s**tar fox in the tunnels of TWLT however, Nintendo have some extra time to gather their forces for the ultimate battle of cartridge Vs compact disk.)
He slowly s**trolled passed the bright sweet smelling flowerbeds and sat down under a tall oak tree on a small s**tone bench that was in the center of the garden.
“aaaahhhh,” said banjo in a sigh of relief, “the only spot in this whole dawn god forsaken world that is peaceful.”
Kazooie poked his head out of the bag and was I’m shore about to ruin the moment when…
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……. crash!
A flaming arrow flew over the huge s**tone wall, which separated the garden from the outside world and plunged s**trait into the tree.
“What the fu…” kazooie was then interrupted by another arrow, this time landing in a luscious bush full of ripe berries.
Banjo then sprung into Action and ran into hallway heading for general links office.
When he got there he found link lying in a pool of blood on the wooden floor with an arrow in his back.
Jus**t then s**tar fox, conker and donkey kong ran through the door to find banjo and kazooie next to the dead body of their leader.
“I’m glad you here,” said banjo, “someone’s attacking the cas**tle and have killed general link!”
“But it was said that the Scots had found nothing?” said conker.
“they did but it seems…” s**tar fox interrupted banjo by saying, “who were the people on Scot duty?”
“Does it matter? All that matters now is trying to protect the cas**tle,” said donkey Kong in a sharp bold voice, “now come on lets get to the walls!”
The group ran through hall after hall, through room after room until they came to the military tower.
They then climbed up the many hundred s**teps to a door, which lead to the outside.
Conker was jus**t about to put his paw on doorknob when an arrow flew from out side and got wedged half way through the door, showing the tip of the arrow head inches away from his little furry face.
“Holy sh*t!” shout conker pulling his head back, “we can’t s**tand up to them! They’ll trash us!”
“Come on, let’s go! For the good of Nintendo!” s**tar fox’s little speech seemed to change everyone’s mood and the group burs**t out the door as the headed for almos**t certain death.
They ran over to man different turrets along the wall, all except for banjo and kazooie who grabbed a metal whis**tle with a blood red ribbon around it that was hanging on a hook screwed into the wall.
He blew on it violently to signal that an attack was taking place.
Soldiers began to pour from the tower entrances and soon all the turrets where full of budding characters trying to prove them selves to the world.
A hail Arrows and projectiles began to pour over the walls.
Banjo looked to see his enemy. For as far as his eye could see, there was nothing but a black carpet of Sony soldiers using a vas**t amount of fire power to over take the cas**tle.
He was jus**t about to run over to a free cannon when and arrow zipped over the wall and went s**trait into his left arm. He fell over holding his wounded arm and cried out in agony.
“I have to fight! I mus**t fight! Nintendo needs me!” said banjo comforting himself.
“come on banjo!” uttered kazooie from inside the rucksack who was to afraid for his life to come out.
Luckily donkey Kong was close by and heard hi cry. He ran over and helped banjo up but in the doing of this got a solid bullet right in the center of his forehead.
Banjo looked over to see who killed his mate and saw none other than lara croft who was pointing a gun at his head, who was behind a row of sandbags.
“You little b*tch!” he whispered under his breath for it had been her and her men who were meant to be the Scots.
She tightened her grip on her revolver and added some pressure to the trigger.
Banjo looked to the sky as if he was saying it was the end.
Lara counted, 1:2…………………………….
**********SMACK!!!***********
“I’m, I’m alive!” shouted banjo with glee, “I’m alive! Ha ha! But why am I?”
he glanced at lara to see her looking at the ground.
“Yes,” he thought, “that’s a point, what was that noise?”
SMACK!!! It went again.
The ground shook ever more and the Sony fighters began to look worried.
SMACK!!! SMACK!!! SMACK!!!
And to the relief of the Nintendo army the Sony army s**tarted to run.
Banjo’s men s**tarted to laugh and jump up and down as the evil forces of Sony retreated into the dis**tance.
Hearing the rejoice of the men kazooie popped his head out of his hiding place.
“What was that sound banjo? And why are they running away?”
“Well,” said banjo as he held his arm, “it came from the gate.”
Kazooie bent over the wall to see a small box.
“What is it?” asked banjo?
“Take a look,” replied kazooie. Banjo bent over to see the box. He was immediately intrigued.
He then looked to see who was guarding the gates.
“You there!” he shouted.
“Me?”
“Yes you, Mario. Go see what that box is.”
“Yes sir.” Replied Mario and he opened the gates and approached the box. “Sir,” he shouted.
“Yes, what is it?”
“Its got some writing on it, it says… Game-cube.” Mario reached out and touched it. In a bright purple flash Mario was transformed. He now looked better and smoother. The bes**t a game character had ever seen. Everyone went quite and concentrated at Mario.
“no one go near it!” shouted banjo as he ran down the tower s**teps toward the gate.
When he reached it he examined the box.
“What’s this?” he said as he brushed some mud off it to reveal the name “Nintendo”.
With that banjo to transformed, but also his arm was completely healed. This gave him an idea.
He ordered some pokemon to go fetch links body.
When they returned he placed the pale limp hand of his elf friend on the game cube.
With a flash he rose but a little different. Ins**tead of being normal 3-d link, he became a higher graphical cartoon version.
This was the turning point in Nintendo’s his**tory.
Donkey Kong was revived and loyal soldiers got a chance to touch the box and better themselves. In doing so the Nintendo army soon took back their los**t territory.
Peace now runs through out the land and all are happy enjoying their new game cube way of life.
thanks for reading
lexus
“Permission to speak sir,” said banjo as he raised his hand to a solute.
“Permission granted solider,” answered general link, “go ahead.” he got up from his armchair and advanced to the war table which was holding a miniature model of the outside surroundings on its surface.
“Well sir,” said banjo before s**triating his cap, “the Scots have returned and there is no sign of a force heading to the cas**tle.”
“Excellent,” shouted link with a giant grin on his face, “that s**tunt we pulled off in the tunnels really worked!”
“My thoughts exactly sir.”
“Well anyway, when will the next bunch of men be going out to look around the perimeter?”
Kazooie popped out of banjo’s camouflaged backpack.
“At 16 hundred hours sir,” the small bird replied.
“Ok,” said link turning to his war model, “you are dismissed.”
Banjo opened the large wooden doors of general link’s office and began to walk down the long hall.
He took a right, which then lead him to the gardens of the ‘GBA cas**tle’ (Nintendo’s las**t resis**tance agains**t the ruthless sony army. was the final s**trong hold of the once mighty Nintendo Empire.
Forced out of the FoG, this one tiny military base is all that s**toped Sony from total global control.
Thanks to the quick thinking of s**tar fox in the tunnels of TWLT however, Nintendo have some extra time to gather their forces for the ultimate battle of cartridge Vs compact disk.)
He slowly s**trolled passed the bright sweet smelling flowerbeds and sat down under a tall oak tree on a small s**tone bench that was in the center of the garden.
“aaaahhhh,” said banjo in a sigh of relief, “the only spot in this whole dawn god forsaken world that is peaceful.”
Kazooie poked his head out of the bag and was I’m shore about to ruin the moment when…
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……. crash!
A flaming arrow flew over the huge s**tone wall, which separated the garden from the outside world and plunged s**trait into the tree.
“What the fu…” kazooie was then interrupted by another arrow, this time landing in a luscious bush full of ripe berries.
Banjo then sprung into Action and ran into hallway heading for general links office.
When he got there he found link lying in a pool of blood on the wooden floor with an arrow in his back.
Jus**t then s**tar fox, conker and donkey kong ran through the door to find banjo and kazooie next to the dead body of their leader.
“I’m glad you here,” said banjo, “someone’s attacking the cas**tle and have killed general link!”
“But it was said that the Scots had found nothing?” said conker.
“they did but it seems…” s**tar fox interrupted banjo by saying, “who were the people on Scot duty?”
“Does it matter? All that matters now is trying to protect the cas**tle,” said donkey Kong in a sharp bold voice, “now come on lets get to the walls!”
The group ran through hall after hall, through room after room until they came to the military tower.
They then climbed up the many hundred s**teps to a door, which lead to the outside.
Conker was jus**t about to put his paw on doorknob when an arrow flew from out side and got wedged half way through the door, showing the tip of the arrow head inches away from his little furry face.
“Holy sh*t!” shout conker pulling his head back, “we can’t s**tand up to them! They’ll trash us!”
“Come on, let’s go! For the good of Nintendo!” s**tar fox’s little speech seemed to change everyone’s mood and the group burs**t out the door as the headed for almos**t certain death.
They ran over to man different turrets along the wall, all except for banjo and kazooie who grabbed a metal whis**tle with a blood red ribbon around it that was hanging on a hook screwed into the wall.
He blew on it violently to signal that an attack was taking place.
Soldiers began to pour from the tower entrances and soon all the turrets where full of budding characters trying to prove them selves to the world.
A hail Arrows and projectiles began to pour over the walls.
Banjo looked to see his enemy. For as far as his eye could see, there was nothing but a black carpet of Sony soldiers using a vas**t amount of fire power to over take the cas**tle.
He was jus**t about to run over to a free cannon when and arrow zipped over the wall and went s**trait into his left arm. He fell over holding his wounded arm and cried out in agony.
“I have to fight! I mus**t fight! Nintendo needs me!” said banjo comforting himself.
“come on banjo!” uttered kazooie from inside the rucksack who was to afraid for his life to come out.
Luckily donkey Kong was close by and heard hi cry. He ran over and helped banjo up but in the doing of this got a solid bullet right in the center of his forehead.
Banjo looked over to see who killed his mate and saw none other than lara croft who was pointing a gun at his head, who was behind a row of sandbags.
“You little b*tch!” he whispered under his breath for it had been her and her men who were meant to be the Scots.
She tightened her grip on her revolver and added some pressure to the trigger.
Banjo looked to the sky as if he was saying it was the end.
Lara counted, 1:2…………………………….
**********SMACK!!!***********
“I’m, I’m alive!” shouted banjo with glee, “I’m alive! Ha ha! But why am I?”
he glanced at lara to see her looking at the ground.
“Yes,” he thought, “that’s a point, what was that noise?”
SMACK!!! It went again.
The ground shook ever more and the Sony fighters began to look worried.
SMACK!!! SMACK!!! SMACK!!!
And to the relief of the Nintendo army the Sony army s**tarted to run.
Banjo’s men s**tarted to laugh and jump up and down as the evil forces of Sony retreated into the dis**tance.
Hearing the rejoice of the men kazooie popped his head out of his hiding place.
“What was that sound banjo? And why are they running away?”
“Well,” said banjo as he held his arm, “it came from the gate.”
Kazooie bent over the wall to see a small box.
“What is it?” asked banjo?
“Take a look,” replied kazooie. Banjo bent over to see the box. He was immediately intrigued.
He then looked to see who was guarding the gates.
“You there!” he shouted.
“Me?”
“Yes you, Mario. Go see what that box is.”
“Yes sir.” Replied Mario and he opened the gates and approached the box. “Sir,” he shouted.
“Yes, what is it?”
“Its got some writing on it, it says… Game-cube.” Mario reached out and touched it. In a bright purple flash Mario was transformed. He now looked better and smoother. The bes**t a game character had ever seen. Everyone went quite and concentrated at Mario.
“no one go near it!” shouted banjo as he ran down the tower s**teps toward the gate.
When he reached it he examined the box.
“What’s this?” he said as he brushed some mud off it to reveal the name “Nintendo”.
With that banjo to transformed, but also his arm was completely healed. This gave him an idea.
He ordered some pokemon to go fetch links body.
When they returned he placed the pale limp hand of his elf friend on the game cube.
With a flash he rose but a little different. Ins**tead of being normal 3-d link, he became a higher graphical cartoon version.
This was the turning point in Nintendo’s his**tory.
Donkey Kong was revived and loyal soldiers got a chance to touch the box and better themselves. In doing so the Nintendo army soon took back their los**t territory.
Peace now runs through out the land and all are happy enjoying their new game cube way of life.
thanks for reading
lexus
*watchs the dust fall on this thread*
what a great hit!
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(Based on a true s**tory)
“Permission to speak sir,” said banjo as he raised his hand to a solute.
“Permission granted solider,” answered general link, “go ahead.” he got up from his armchair and advanced to the war table which was holding a miniature model of the outside surroundings on its surface.
“Well sir,” said banjo before s**triating his cap, “the Scots have returned and there is no sign of a force heading to the cas**tle.”
“Excellent,” shouted link with a giant grin on his face, “that s**tunt we pulled off in the tunnels really worked!”
“My thoughts exactly sir.”
“Well anyway, when will the next bunch of men be going out to look around the perimeter?”
Kazooie popped out of banjo’s camouflaged backpack.
“At 16 hundred hours sir,” the small bird replied.
“Ok,” said link turning to his war model, “you are dismissed.”
Banjo opened the large wooden doors of general link’s office and began to walk down the long hall.
He took a right, which then lead him to the gardens of the ‘GBA cas**tle’ (Nintendo’s las**t resis**tance agains**t the ruthless sony army. was the final s**trong hold of the once mighty Nintendo Empire.
Forced out of the FoG, this one tiny military base is all that s**toped Sony from total global control.
Thanks to the quick thinking of s**tar fox in the tunnels of TWLT however, Nintendo have some extra time to gather their forces for the ultimate battle of cartridge Vs compact disk.)
He slowly s**trolled passed the bright sweet smelling flowerbeds and sat down under a tall oak tree on a small s**tone bench that was in the center of the garden.
“aaaahhhh,” said banjo in a sigh of relief, “the only spot in this whole dawn god forsaken world that is peaceful.”
Kazooie poked his head out of the bag and was I’m shore about to ruin the moment when…
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……. crash!
A flaming arrow flew over the huge s**tone wall, which separated the garden from the outside world and plunged s**trait into the tree.
“What the fu…” kazooie was then interrupted by another arrow, this time landing in a luscious bush full of ripe berries.
Banjo then sprung into Action and ran into hallway heading for general links office.
When he got there he found link lying in a pool of blood on the wooden floor with an arrow in his back.
Jus**t then s**tar fox, conker and donkey kong ran through the door to find banjo and kazooie next to the dead body of their leader.
“I’m glad you here,” said banjo, “someone’s attacking the cas**tle and have killed general link!”
“But it was said that the Scots had found nothing?” said conker.
“they did but it seems…” s**tar fox interrupted banjo by saying, “who were the people on Scot duty?”
“Does it matter? All that matters now is trying to protect the cas**tle,” said donkey Kong in a sharp bold voice, “now come on lets get to the walls!”
The group ran through hall after hall, through room after room until they came to the military tower.
They then climbed up the many hundred s**teps to a door, which lead to the outside.
Conker was jus**t about to put his paw on doorknob when an arrow flew from out side and got wedged half way through the door, showing the tip of the arrow head inches away from his little furry face.
“Holy sh*t!” shout conker pulling his head back, “we can’t s**tand up to them! They’ll trash us!”
“Come on, let’s go! For the good of Nintendo!” s**tar fox’s little speech seemed to change everyone’s mood and the group burs**t out the door as the headed for almos**t certain death.
They ran over to man different turrets along the wall, all except for banjo and kazooie who grabbed a metal whis**tle with a blood red ribbon around it that was hanging on a hook screwed into the wall.
He blew on it violently to signal that an attack was taking place.
Soldiers began to pour from the tower entrances and soon all the turrets where full of budding characters trying to prove them selves to the world.
A hail Arrows and projectiles began to pour over the walls.
Banjo looked to see his enemy. For as far as his eye could see, there was nothing but a black carpet of Sony soldiers using a vas**t amount of fire power to over take the cas**tle.
He was jus**t about to run over to a free cannon when and arrow zipped over the wall and went s**trait into his left arm. He fell over holding his wounded arm and cried out in agony.
“I have to fight! I mus**t fight! Nintendo needs me!” said banjo comforting himself.
“come on banjo!” uttered kazooie from inside the rucksack who was to afraid for his life to come out.
Luckily donkey Kong was close by and heard hi cry. He ran over and helped banjo up but in the doing of this got a solid bullet right in the center of his forehead.
Banjo looked over to see who killed his mate and saw none other than lara croft who was pointing a gun at his head, who was behind a row of sandbags.
“You little b*tch!” he whispered under his breath for it had been her and her men who were meant to be the Scots.
She tightened her grip on her revolver and added some pressure to the trigger.
Banjo looked to the sky as if he was saying it was the end.
Lara counted, 1:2…………………………….
**********SMACK!!!***********
“I’m, I’m alive!” shouted banjo with glee, “I’m alive! Ha ha! But why am I?”
he glanced at lara to see her looking at the ground.
“Yes,” he thought, “that’s a point, what was that noise?”
SMACK!!! It went again.
The ground shook ever more and the Sony fighters began to look worried.
SMACK!!! SMACK!!! SMACK!!!
And to the relief of the Nintendo army the Sony army s**tarted to run.
Banjo’s men s**tarted to laugh and jump up and down as the evil forces of Sony retreated into the dis**tance.
Hearing the rejoice of the men kazooie popped his head out of his hiding place.
“What was that sound banjo? And why are they running away?”
“Well,” said banjo as he held his arm, “it came from the gate.”
Kazooie bent over the wall to see a small box.
“What is it?” asked banjo?
“Take a look,” replied kazooie. Banjo bent over to see the box. He was immediately intrigued.
He then looked to see who was guarding the gates.
“You there!” he shouted.
“Me?”
“Yes you, Mario. Go see what that box is.”
“Yes sir.” Replied Mario and he opened the gates and approached the box. “Sir,” he shouted.
“Yes, what is it?”
“Its got some writing on it, it says… Game-cube.” Mario reached out and touched it. In a bright purple flash Mario was transformed. He now looked better and smoother. The bes**t a game character had ever seen. Everyone went quite and concentrated at Mario.
“no one go near it!” shouted banjo as he ran down the tower s**teps toward the gate.
When he reached it he examined the box.
“What’s this?” he said as he brushed some mud off it to reveal the name “Nintendo”.
With that banjo to transformed, but also his arm was completely healed. This gave him an idea.
He ordered some pokemon to go fetch links body.
When they returned he placed the pale limp hand of his elf friend on the game cube.
With a flash he rose but a little different. Ins**tead of being normal 3-d link, he became a higher graphical cartoon version.
This was the turning point in Nintendo’s his**tory.
Donkey Kong was revived and loyal soldiers got a chance to touch the box and better themselves. In doing so the Nintendo army soon took back their los**t territory.
Peace now runs through out the land and all are happy enjoying their new game cube way of life.
thanks for reading
lexus
“Permission to speak sir,” said banjo as he raised his hand to a solute.
“Permission granted solider,” answered general link, “go ahead.” he got up from his armchair and advanced to the war table which was holding a miniature model of the outside surroundings on its surface.
“Well sir,” said banjo before s**triating his cap, “the Scots have returned and there is no sign of a force heading to the cas**tle.”
“Excellent,” shouted link with a giant grin on his face, “that s**tunt we pulled off in the tunnels really worked!”
“My thoughts exactly sir.”
“Well anyway, when will the next bunch of men be going out to look around the perimeter?”
Kazooie popped out of banjo’s camouflaged backpack.
“At 16 hundred hours sir,” the small bird replied.
“Ok,” said link turning to his war model, “you are dismissed.”
Banjo opened the large wooden doors of general link’s office and began to walk down the long hall.
He took a right, which then lead him to the gardens of the ‘GBA cas**tle’ (Nintendo’s las**t resis**tance agains**t the ruthless sony army. was the final s**trong hold of the once mighty Nintendo Empire.
Forced out of the FoG, this one tiny military base is all that s**toped Sony from total global control.
Thanks to the quick thinking of s**tar fox in the tunnels of TWLT however, Nintendo have some extra time to gather their forces for the ultimate battle of cartridge Vs compact disk.)
He slowly s**trolled passed the bright sweet smelling flowerbeds and sat down under a tall oak tree on a small s**tone bench that was in the center of the garden.
“aaaahhhh,” said banjo in a sigh of relief, “the only spot in this whole dawn god forsaken world that is peaceful.”
Kazooie poked his head out of the bag and was I’m shore about to ruin the moment when…
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……. crash!
A flaming arrow flew over the huge s**tone wall, which separated the garden from the outside world and plunged s**trait into the tree.
“What the fu…” kazooie was then interrupted by another arrow, this time landing in a luscious bush full of ripe berries.
Banjo then sprung into Action and ran into hallway heading for general links office.
When he got there he found link lying in a pool of blood on the wooden floor with an arrow in his back.
Jus**t then s**tar fox, conker and donkey kong ran through the door to find banjo and kazooie next to the dead body of their leader.
“I’m glad you here,” said banjo, “someone’s attacking the cas**tle and have killed general link!”
“But it was said that the Scots had found nothing?” said conker.
“they did but it seems…” s**tar fox interrupted banjo by saying, “who were the people on Scot duty?”
“Does it matter? All that matters now is trying to protect the cas**tle,” said donkey Kong in a sharp bold voice, “now come on lets get to the walls!”
The group ran through hall after hall, through room after room until they came to the military tower.
They then climbed up the many hundred s**teps to a door, which lead to the outside.
Conker was jus**t about to put his paw on doorknob when an arrow flew from out side and got wedged half way through the door, showing the tip of the arrow head inches away from his little furry face.
“Holy sh*t!” shout conker pulling his head back, “we can’t s**tand up to them! They’ll trash us!”
“Come on, let’s go! For the good of Nintendo!” s**tar fox’s little speech seemed to change everyone’s mood and the group burs**t out the door as the headed for almos**t certain death.
They ran over to man different turrets along the wall, all except for banjo and kazooie who grabbed a metal whis**tle with a blood red ribbon around it that was hanging on a hook screwed into the wall.
He blew on it violently to signal that an attack was taking place.
Soldiers began to pour from the tower entrances and soon all the turrets where full of budding characters trying to prove them selves to the world.
A hail Arrows and projectiles began to pour over the walls.
Banjo looked to see his enemy. For as far as his eye could see, there was nothing but a black carpet of Sony soldiers using a vas**t amount of fire power to over take the cas**tle.
He was jus**t about to run over to a free cannon when and arrow zipped over the wall and went s**trait into his left arm. He fell over holding his wounded arm and cried out in agony.
“I have to fight! I mus**t fight! Nintendo needs me!” said banjo comforting himself.
“come on banjo!” uttered kazooie from inside the rucksack who was to afraid for his life to come out.
Luckily donkey Kong was close by and heard hi cry. He ran over and helped banjo up but in the doing of this got a solid bullet right in the center of his forehead.
Banjo looked over to see who killed his mate and saw none other than lara croft who was pointing a gun at his head, who was behind a row of sandbags.
“You little b*tch!” he whispered under his breath for it had been her and her men who were meant to be the Scots.
She tightened her grip on her revolver and added some pressure to the trigger.
Banjo looked to the sky as if he was saying it was the end.
Lara counted, 1:2…………………………….
**********SMACK!!!***********
“I’m, I’m alive!” shouted banjo with glee, “I’m alive! Ha ha! But why am I?”
he glanced at lara to see her looking at the ground.
“Yes,” he thought, “that’s a point, what was that noise?”
SMACK!!! It went again.
The ground shook ever more and the Sony fighters began to look worried.
SMACK!!! SMACK!!! SMACK!!!
And to the relief of the Nintendo army the Sony army s**tarted to run.
Banjo’s men s**tarted to laugh and jump up and down as the evil forces of Sony retreated into the dis**tance.
Hearing the rejoice of the men kazooie popped his head out of his hiding place.
“What was that sound banjo? And why are they running away?”
“Well,” said banjo as he held his arm, “it came from the gate.”
Kazooie bent over the wall to see a small box.
“What is it?” asked banjo?
“Take a look,” replied kazooie. Banjo bent over to see the box. He was immediately intrigued.
He then looked to see who was guarding the gates.
“You there!” he shouted.
“Me?”
“Yes you, Mario. Go see what that box is.”
“Yes sir.” Replied Mario and he opened the gates and approached the box. “Sir,” he shouted.
“Yes, what is it?”
“Its got some writing on it, it says… Game-cube.” Mario reached out and touched it. In a bright purple flash Mario was transformed. He now looked better and smoother. The bes**t a game character had ever seen. Everyone went quite and concentrated at Mario.
“no one go near it!” shouted banjo as he ran down the tower s**teps toward the gate.
When he reached it he examined the box.
“What’s this?” he said as he brushed some mud off it to reveal the name “Nintendo”.
With that banjo to transformed, but also his arm was completely healed. This gave him an idea.
He ordered some pokemon to go fetch links body.
When they returned he placed the pale limp hand of his elf friend on the game cube.
With a flash he rose but a little different. Ins**tead of being normal 3-d link, he became a higher graphical cartoon version.
This was the turning point in Nintendo’s his**tory.
Donkey Kong was revived and loyal soldiers got a chance to touch the box and better themselves. In doing so the Nintendo army soon took back their los**t territory.
Peace now runs through out the land and all are happy enjoying their new game cube way of life.
thanks for reading
lexus