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"A complaint!"

Right, I'm complaining.

I've just checked the unoffical votey-resulty-thingy, and to my dismay, nay, terror, I find I only have 4 votes.

Excuse me?

4 votes, WTF?!?!

I also see statements from people along the lines of:

"YH only on 4, why isn't he higher?"

I tell you why I'm not higher, BECAUSE YOU VOTED FOR SOMEONE ELSE, YOU LEPER, THAT'S WHY!

Anyway, if I don't get some more votes, I'll leave. That's right, I'll leave.

I haven't won GAD for ages despite not writing anything other than useless jibber jabber. But my jibber jabber is better than anyone else's, ALRIGHT?!?! I lie awake at night, wondering how to increas the quality of my useless inane babbling, but to no avail.

I'm a failure.

I'm really sorry for copying all those hundreds of reviews as well. I didn't mean to blatantly highlight the whole page, then go "Copy and Paste." It was an accident, my finger slipped.

What does it matter, YOU ALL HATE ME ANYWAY!!!

So I'll go, unless lots of you make me feel better by posting lots of nice things like:

Please stay, we love you. etc.

I just hope this doesn't go the way of Turbos topic, where only about 1 person asked him to stay!

Hahahaha!

We'll see how popular I am now, won't we, eh!?

YH, I voted for you last time...the rules said I can't vote for you twice.

{whispers in pb's ear}

..oh, I can. damn!

please stay. i want to know u :D
and is turbo gone? damn i better change my tagline

Wow - some people actually took this seriously. Fools! MWUH HA HA HA HAAAAA. Ahem. So you're not leaving? Damn. Ah well, there's always next election :D

Grix Thraves wrote:
> No no no... you've got it all wrong. You're supposed to say:

"I hate you
> all."

And then:

"Ask me to stay."

See. Much better.




Ah. I see, I thought it didn't read quite right. Thanks, I'll remember that for next time...

Aye aye you adn Bonus

hehe

I heard YH was Wookiee, so I figured he was already a Notable.... :D

I wasted my vote on Bonus instead.... ;)

Just kidding.... :D

Bye!!!!!

Well its working ain't it??

Are we having a pitty party or is a way of making people feal sorry for u 2 get more votes.

Your Honour wrote:
> Hahahahahaha!

Well, that went according to plan.

All the people who I
> thought were stupid enough to take that seriously have done so.

All the
> proper regulars have realised I was just having a laugh, and what a laugh it
> was!

I may have to do this more often.....

yep, like me......