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Welcome to the life of a genius, of a legend. Welcome to a journey of epic proportions, and a journey spanning three nicknames. This truly is a story for all the ages. We now travel through the progression and the evolution of everyone’s favourite fruit – froots.
It all started 595 days ago, when ‘Sgt Pepper’ made his first appearance, long before the days of JATs and Newbies, this figure of greatness didn’t have to suffer the ordeal of being a newbie, not that he would have received any ridicule. Is this simply because he registered so long ago, or is it a testament to his greatness and professionalism? Why he is not a notable will be a mind-bender until he is awarded the title befitting him.
After a while, the notoriety of Sgt Pepper meant that he could no longer cope with the fame and fortune that came with it, and ‘Gerbil Man’ was born. Perhaps in time it became the most famous of his names, and certainly the work of a genius. He graced us with the tagline “Has Gerbil Breasts” – possibly the greatest tagline in the history of the world ever. He contributed to some of the most successful threads ever, such as (*the* best thread ever) ‘I’m going to Gerrid’s house’, which was all comedy gold.
This thread will go down in history, not only for it’s brilliance, but for the amazing transformation from Gerbil Man to ‘froots’. ‘I’m going to Gerrid’s house’ gave us humour, randomness and froots all in one giant, amazing package. It surely must go down in history as the best thread ever™ and should be framed and made the UKChatforums.com homepage, to be forever remembered as froots first post, and the day that JBH went to gerrid’s house.
Not only does he grace us on the forums with his presence, but froots provides us also with reviews. Brilliant reviews. Six review GAD wins out of only 40 reviews, a brilliant average. His other GAD was for a tremendous walkthrough. We can be sure of more to come in the future…
Now you know a brief history of froots, thanks for reading. We can be sure to see more history made by him, as he continues to use the forums and the reviews page.
froots: - the history, and the future.
Also: I have the sneaking suspicion he’s a robot.
It all started 595 days ago, when ‘Sgt Pepper’ made his first appearance, long before the days of JATs and Newbies, this figure of greatness didn’t have to suffer the ordeal of being a newbie, not that he would have received any ridicule. Is this simply because he registered so long ago, or is it a testament to his greatness and professionalism? Why he is not a notable will be a mind-bender until he is awarded the title befitting him.
After a while, the notoriety of Sgt Pepper meant that he could no longer cope with the fame and fortune that came with it, and ‘Gerbil Man’ was born. Perhaps in time it became the most famous of his names, and certainly the work of a genius. He graced us with the tagline “Has Gerbil Breasts” – possibly the greatest tagline in the history of the world ever. He contributed to some of the most successful threads ever, such as (*the* best thread ever) ‘I’m going to Gerrid’s house’, which was all comedy gold.
This thread will go down in history, not only for it’s brilliance, but for the amazing transformation from Gerbil Man to ‘froots’. ‘I’m going to Gerrid’s house’ gave us humour, randomness and froots all in one giant, amazing package. It surely must go down in history as the best thread ever™ and should be framed and made the UKChatforums.com homepage, to be forever remembered as froots first post, and the day that JBH went to gerrid’s house.
Not only does he grace us on the forums with his presence, but froots provides us also with reviews. Brilliant reviews. Six review GAD wins out of only 40 reviews, a brilliant average. His other GAD was for a tremendous walkthrough. We can be sure of more to come in the future…
Now you know a brief history of froots, thanks for reading. We can be sure to see more history made by him, as he continues to use the forums and the reviews page.
froots: - the history, and the future.
Also: I have the sneaking suspicion he’s a robot.
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Memorandum wrote:
> Seven review GAD
> wins out of only 40 reviews, a brilliant average. His other GAD was
> for a tremendous walkthrough. We can be sure of more to come in the
> future…
>
> Now you know a brief history of froots, thanks for reading. We can be
> sure to see more history made by him, as he continues to use the
> forums and the reviews page.
>
> froots: - the history, and the future.
>
> Also: I have the sneaking suspicion he’s a robot.
> Seven review GAD
> wins out of only 40 reviews, a brilliant average. His other GAD was
> for a tremendous walkthrough. We can be sure of more to come in the
> future…
>
> Now you know a brief history of froots, thanks for reading. We can be
> sure to see more history made by him, as he continues to use the
> forums and the reviews page.
>
> froots: - the history, and the future.
>
> Also: I have the sneaking suspicion he’s a robot.
Yey for frootworker!
Yes. Yes it does.
Does this mean that Invented possibly the greatest tagline ever? :D
Oh, well anyway... enough of you and more of me...
Im contemplating washing my smelly nads.
What do you guys think?
Im contemplating washing my smelly nads.
What do you guys think?
Microchips
"Plays with Phish"
Regular stats
on 24/12/2002 at 6.21AM Froots, you could have left some reference to Gerbil man intact. Like "Has gerbil breasts" or something. Just not the same
I found it.
Yes, I am THAT bored.
"Plays with Phish"
Regular stats
on 24/12/2002 at 6.21AM Froots, you could have left some reference to Gerbil man intact. Like "Has gerbil breasts" or something. Just not the same
I found it.
Yes, I am THAT bored.
close.
Does she wear lycra?
froots
"Egg"
Regular stats
on 04/01/2003 at 10.27PM the gerrid is getting a girlfreind on munday, called Lyra, oh yes.
Close. :D
"Egg"
Regular stats
on 04/01/2003 at 10.27PM the gerrid is getting a girlfreind on munday, called Lyra, oh yes.
Close. :D
I don't.
(I do really)
(I do really)
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