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***WARNING. STRYKE MICK TAKE OF FAMOUS FIGURES***
Hello, I am Stryke, and this is my documentary about that most famous of towns, Hollywood. In this program, I will be profiling the famous lives of our heroes. Sorry, your heroes. My hero is dead. He was not an actor.
I’m here, talking to that most intelligent of film stars – Steven Seagal! Hello, Steven, what’s it like living in Tinsel Town?
SS : Where?
Tinsel Town. We are in Tinsel Town.
SS: Don’t be stupid. We’re in Hollywood. And people call me dumb. Pah.
Riiiight. So, Steven, what are your views on your current film, One Man Defeats a Lot of Communists?
SS: That’s One Man Defeats a Lot of Communists II, thank you. And it was fun to shot. Obviously, I never do anything in films I can’t do in real life.
I have here reports that in your film, you rip apart a steel cage, and kill a Communist with a sponge?
SS: So? I do that in real life all the time.
OK! Now, could we have a comment on the current approval ratings for President Bush?
SS: Who?
You know, the guy who runs this country.
SS: Oh, you mean Steven Spielburg! Yeah, he’s a good guy. He trusts me, you know.
And we all believe you. That was Steven Seagal. Next, I have here Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant. Now, Liz, you are pregnant with Steve Bing’s baby?
Liz: Um. Maybe? Huuuugh, tell me what to say!
Hugh: Yes, Liz is. She’s very happy. Just look at her.
Riiight. So, Hugh, what of the rumours that Liz runs to you when she’s got a problem, even though you are now separated.
Hugh: That’s ridiculous, isn’t it Liz?
Liz: Yes, Hugh, I totally agree. I never consult you for a problem.
(She fiddles with her shoes)
Hugh: No, Liz, that’s a buckle. You don’t have Velcro on that.
Ah. So, Hugh, how did your former girlfriend react when you saw a prostitute?
Hugh: I had no girlfriend when I saw Liz… Ah, I see…
I may have provoked matters. Never mind. Onto our next interviewee, the brilliant Tom Cruise. Where’s he gone?
Tom: Down here. I’m not short.
Of course you aren’t. Now Tom, what of the rumours that you divorced Nicole Kidman because of your affair with Penelope Cruz?
Tom: Oh, I’m guilty.
What?
Tom: Sorry, forgot to turn the paper over. I’m guilty OF NOTHING MORE than loving my wife, and God.
In which order?
Tom: Did I mention I love God?
Yes, you did. Please take him away. Anyway, my final guest is none other than that renowned director, Steven Spielburg. Welcome, Steven.
Spielburg: Hello! You are in AMERICA, that most reverent of countries.
Yes, I’m sure. Now Steven, if I may call you that, I believe you had plans to ‘Americanise’ Harry Potter if you became the director?
Spielburg: Well, of course. Harry Potter is American.
Sorry? He is written by an English author, goes to an English school and comes from England.
Spielburg: Yes, but that’s all circumstantial. Hogwarts is actually an American High School, with cheerleaders. Harry doesn’t play Quidditch, he plays baseball!
Well, thank god Columbus got it. So, what of your accusations you are losing your touch?
Spielburg: OUTRAGEOUS! There is no evidence!
A.I.
Spielburg: Ah.
And that was Steven Spielburg. I bid you adieu viewers, from the moral land of Hollywood. Oh, I see Zeta-Jones-Douglas-Insert Name coming down the road. Goodbye!
And that was my opinion of Hollywood. Yes, I’m a cynic. Thank you very much, Stryke.
Hello, I am Stryke, and this is my documentary about that most famous of towns, Hollywood. In this program, I will be profiling the famous lives of our heroes. Sorry, your heroes. My hero is dead. He was not an actor.
I’m here, talking to that most intelligent of film stars – Steven Seagal! Hello, Steven, what’s it like living in Tinsel Town?
SS : Where?
Tinsel Town. We are in Tinsel Town.
SS: Don’t be stupid. We’re in Hollywood. And people call me dumb. Pah.
Riiiight. So, Steven, what are your views on your current film, One Man Defeats a Lot of Communists?
SS: That’s One Man Defeats a Lot of Communists II, thank you. And it was fun to shot. Obviously, I never do anything in films I can’t do in real life.
I have here reports that in your film, you rip apart a steel cage, and kill a Communist with a sponge?
SS: So? I do that in real life all the time.
OK! Now, could we have a comment on the current approval ratings for President Bush?
SS: Who?
You know, the guy who runs this country.
SS: Oh, you mean Steven Spielburg! Yeah, he’s a good guy. He trusts me, you know.
And we all believe you. That was Steven Seagal. Next, I have here Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant. Now, Liz, you are pregnant with Steve Bing’s baby?
Liz: Um. Maybe? Huuuugh, tell me what to say!
Hugh: Yes, Liz is. She’s very happy. Just look at her.
Riiight. So, Hugh, what of the rumours that Liz runs to you when she’s got a problem, even though you are now separated.
Hugh: That’s ridiculous, isn’t it Liz?
Liz: Yes, Hugh, I totally agree. I never consult you for a problem.
(She fiddles with her shoes)
Hugh: No, Liz, that’s a buckle. You don’t have Velcro on that.
Ah. So, Hugh, how did your former girlfriend react when you saw a prostitute?
Hugh: I had no girlfriend when I saw Liz… Ah, I see…
I may have provoked matters. Never mind. Onto our next interviewee, the brilliant Tom Cruise. Where’s he gone?
Tom: Down here. I’m not short.
Of course you aren’t. Now Tom, what of the rumours that you divorced Nicole Kidman because of your affair with Penelope Cruz?
Tom: Oh, I’m guilty.
What?
Tom: Sorry, forgot to turn the paper over. I’m guilty OF NOTHING MORE than loving my wife, and God.
In which order?
Tom: Did I mention I love God?
Yes, you did. Please take him away. Anyway, my final guest is none other than that renowned director, Steven Spielburg. Welcome, Steven.
Spielburg: Hello! You are in AMERICA, that most reverent of countries.
Yes, I’m sure. Now Steven, if I may call you that, I believe you had plans to ‘Americanise’ Harry Potter if you became the director?
Spielburg: Well, of course. Harry Potter is American.
Sorry? He is written by an English author, goes to an English school and comes from England.
Spielburg: Yes, but that’s all circumstantial. Hogwarts is actually an American High School, with cheerleaders. Harry doesn’t play Quidditch, he plays baseball!
Well, thank god Columbus got it. So, what of your accusations you are losing your touch?
Spielburg: OUTRAGEOUS! There is no evidence!
A.I.
Spielburg: Ah.
And that was Steven Spielburg. I bid you adieu viewers, from the moral land of Hollywood. Oh, I see Zeta-Jones-Douglas-Insert Name coming down the road. Goodbye!
And that was my opinion of Hollywood. Yes, I’m a cynic. Thank you very much, Stryke.
And A.I sucked, yea, mightly, for the legions of MK came unto Gaz's school and he beheld it's crapness.
The_Vottanator wrote:
> Okay, 2 can play at that game smart guy.
HARRY POTTER SUCKS....Damn, why are
> these forums allowed to be viewed by children of all ages? ALLOW US SOME GODDAMM
> FREEDOM!!!
Freedom of speech! :-D
Everyone should see Harry Potter. Forgot Mark Ch 5 v11, my son:
Verily, to not see Harry Potter is an abomination before the Lord.
See? Now you can argue with that, can you? It's all written down in most peoples Bibles. As for my Bible, concerning films, it says..
The Ring is a gift, let us use it to crush our enemies!
And One for the Dark Lord on His Dark Throne.
I fight that far more relevant than Thou shalt not XXXXX, don't you?
> Okay, 2 can play at that game smart guy.
HARRY POTTER SUCKS....Damn, why are
> these forums allowed to be viewed by children of all ages? ALLOW US SOME GODDAMM
> FREEDOM!!!
Freedom of speech! :-D
Everyone should see Harry Potter. Forgot Mark Ch 5 v11, my son:
Verily, to not see Harry Potter is an abomination before the Lord.
See? Now you can argue with that, can you? It's all written down in most peoples Bibles. As for my Bible, concerning films, it says..
The Ring is a gift, let us use it to crush our enemies!
And One for the Dark Lord on His Dark Throne.
I fight that far more relevant than Thou shalt not XXXXX, don't you?
Okay, 2 can play at that game smart guy.
HARRY POTTER SUCKS....Damn, why are these forums allowed to be viewed by children of all ages? ALLOW US SOME GODDAMM FREEDOM!!!
Freedom of speech! :-D
HARRY POTTER SUCKS....Damn, why are these forums allowed to be viewed by children of all ages? ALLOW US SOME GODDAMM FREEDOM!!!
Freedom of speech! :-D
YOU'VE NOT SEEN IT!!!
You've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it.
*curls up in the corner and rocks back and forth*
:-D
You've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it, you've not seen it.
*curls up in the corner and rocks back and forth*
:-D
A.I sucked. As does Speilburg's Americanisation. So hah. And I will never stop dissing Hollywood actors and their stupid media dominated lives. Doesn't mean I won't see films though.
Don't be dissing A.I Gaz. You've never even seen it!
But I like the Steven Seagal part.
Oh and stop dissing Spielberg too. I only need to say one word to back him up to the point of never losing. JAWS!!!
:-D
But I like the Steven Seagal part.
Oh and stop dissing Spielberg too. I only need to say one word to back him up to the point of never losing. JAWS!!!
:-D
***WARNING. STRYKE MICK TAKE OF FAMOUS FIGURES***
Hello, I am Stryke, and this is my documentary about that most famous of towns, Hollywood. In this program, I will be profiling the famous lives of our heroes. Sorry, your heroes. My hero is dead. He was not an actor.
I’m here, talking to that most intelligent of film stars – Steven Seagal! Hello, Steven, what’s it like living in Tinsel Town?
SS : Where?
Tinsel Town. We are in Tinsel Town.
SS: Don’t be stupid. We’re in Hollywood. And people call me dumb. Pah.
Riiiight. So, Steven, what are your views on your current film, One Man Defeats a Lot of Communists?
SS: That’s One Man Defeats a Lot of Communists II, thank you. And it was fun to shot. Obviously, I never do anything in films I can’t do in real life.
I have here reports that in your film, you rip apart a steel cage, and kill a Communist with a sponge?
SS: So? I do that in real life all the time.
OK! Now, could we have a comment on the current approval ratings for President Bush?
SS: Who?
You know, the guy who runs this country.
SS: Oh, you mean Steven Spielburg! Yeah, he’s a good guy. He trusts me, you know.
And we all believe you. That was Steven Seagal. Next, I have here Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant. Now, Liz, you are pregnant with Steve Bing’s baby?
Liz: Um. Maybe? Huuuugh, tell me what to say!
Hugh: Yes, Liz is. She’s very happy. Just look at her.
Riiight. So, Hugh, what of the rumours that Liz runs to you when she’s got a problem, even though you are now separated.
Hugh: That’s ridiculous, isn’t it Liz?
Liz: Yes, Hugh, I totally agree. I never consult you for a problem.
(She fiddles with her shoes)
Hugh: No, Liz, that’s a buckle. You don’t have Velcro on that.
Ah. So, Hugh, how did your former girlfriend react when you saw a prostitute?
Hugh: I had no girlfriend when I saw Liz… Ah, I see…
I may have provoked matters. Never mind. Onto our next interviewee, the brilliant Tom Cruise. Where’s he gone?
Tom: Down here. I’m not short.
Of course you aren’t. Now Tom, what of the rumours that you divorced Nicole Kidman because of your affair with Penelope Cruz?
Tom: Oh, I’m guilty.
What?
Tom: Sorry, forgot to turn the paper over. I’m guilty OF NOTHING MORE than loving my wife, and God.
In which order?
Tom: Did I mention I love God?
Yes, you did. Please take him away. Anyway, my final guest is none other than that renowned director, Steven Spielburg. Welcome, Steven.
Spielburg: Hello! You are in AMERICA, that most reverent of countries.
Yes, I’m sure. Now Steven, if I may call you that, I believe you had plans to ‘Americanise’ Harry Potter if you became the director?
Spielburg: Well, of course. Harry Potter is American.
Sorry? He is written by an English author, goes to an English school and comes from England.
Spielburg: Yes, but that’s all circumstantial. Hogwarts is actually an American High School, with cheerleaders. Harry doesn’t play Quidditch, he plays baseball!
Well, thank god Columbus got it. So, what of your accusations you are losing your touch?
Spielburg: OUTRAGEOUS! There is no evidence!
A.I.
Spielburg: Ah.
And that was Steven Spielburg. I bid you adieu viewers, from the moral land of Hollywood. Oh, I see Zeta-Jones-Douglas-Insert Name coming down the road. Goodbye!
And that was my opinion of Hollywood. Yes, I’m a cynic. Thank you very much, Stryke.
Hello, I am Stryke, and this is my documentary about that most famous of towns, Hollywood. In this program, I will be profiling the famous lives of our heroes. Sorry, your heroes. My hero is dead. He was not an actor.
I’m here, talking to that most intelligent of film stars – Steven Seagal! Hello, Steven, what’s it like living in Tinsel Town?
SS : Where?
Tinsel Town. We are in Tinsel Town.
SS: Don’t be stupid. We’re in Hollywood. And people call me dumb. Pah.
Riiiight. So, Steven, what are your views on your current film, One Man Defeats a Lot of Communists?
SS: That’s One Man Defeats a Lot of Communists II, thank you. And it was fun to shot. Obviously, I never do anything in films I can’t do in real life.
I have here reports that in your film, you rip apart a steel cage, and kill a Communist with a sponge?
SS: So? I do that in real life all the time.
OK! Now, could we have a comment on the current approval ratings for President Bush?
SS: Who?
You know, the guy who runs this country.
SS: Oh, you mean Steven Spielburg! Yeah, he’s a good guy. He trusts me, you know.
And we all believe you. That was Steven Seagal. Next, I have here Liz Hurley and Hugh Grant. Now, Liz, you are pregnant with Steve Bing’s baby?
Liz: Um. Maybe? Huuuugh, tell me what to say!
Hugh: Yes, Liz is. She’s very happy. Just look at her.
Riiight. So, Hugh, what of the rumours that Liz runs to you when she’s got a problem, even though you are now separated.
Hugh: That’s ridiculous, isn’t it Liz?
Liz: Yes, Hugh, I totally agree. I never consult you for a problem.
(She fiddles with her shoes)
Hugh: No, Liz, that’s a buckle. You don’t have Velcro on that.
Ah. So, Hugh, how did your former girlfriend react when you saw a prostitute?
Hugh: I had no girlfriend when I saw Liz… Ah, I see…
I may have provoked matters. Never mind. Onto our next interviewee, the brilliant Tom Cruise. Where’s he gone?
Tom: Down here. I’m not short.
Of course you aren’t. Now Tom, what of the rumours that you divorced Nicole Kidman because of your affair with Penelope Cruz?
Tom: Oh, I’m guilty.
What?
Tom: Sorry, forgot to turn the paper over. I’m guilty OF NOTHING MORE than loving my wife, and God.
In which order?
Tom: Did I mention I love God?
Yes, you did. Please take him away. Anyway, my final guest is none other than that renowned director, Steven Spielburg. Welcome, Steven.
Spielburg: Hello! You are in AMERICA, that most reverent of countries.
Yes, I’m sure. Now Steven, if I may call you that, I believe you had plans to ‘Americanise’ Harry Potter if you became the director?
Spielburg: Well, of course. Harry Potter is American.
Sorry? He is written by an English author, goes to an English school and comes from England.
Spielburg: Yes, but that’s all circumstantial. Hogwarts is actually an American High School, with cheerleaders. Harry doesn’t play Quidditch, he plays baseball!
Well, thank god Columbus got it. So, what of your accusations you are losing your touch?
Spielburg: OUTRAGEOUS! There is no evidence!
A.I.
Spielburg: Ah.
And that was Steven Spielburg. I bid you adieu viewers, from the moral land of Hollywood. Oh, I see Zeta-Jones-Douglas-Insert Name coming down the road. Goodbye!
And that was my opinion of Hollywood. Yes, I’m a cynic. Thank you very much, Stryke.