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SSX pro is on his orange coloured snowboard boarding down Mt Blanc in the South of France. "Cawabunga" He shouts in a style familiar of the Teenage mutant hero turtles... who by know are probably the middle aged cancerous over stressed smoking turtles.
This shout causes the ground to shake and show slates of snow start to shift. SSX pro swivels round on his board only to see tons and tons of snow flying down and about to smack into him. "!AARRGGGHHH!" SSX pro is covered in layers and layers of freezing cold pure white snow.
Meanwhile back at the mountain rangers hut a singular ranger going by the name Mr. Nice guy spots some massively big lines on his Seismometer. He speaks in one of those brave Canadian accents... " Someones in trouble " He leaps out of his little hut and slaps on a pair of ?extra grip skis? and then jumps onto a ski lift.
MNG reaches the piste of the mountain and gradually makes his way down the mountain looking at every lump bump and mounds of snow on the gently sloping mountain side. He stops and sniffs at the air like a hound and skis off again shouting "To the victim and beyond" in Buzz lightyear style of course.
Back at the scenes of the avalanche SSX pro is waiting in a hole in the ground while shivering his socks off. He's chanting to himself "Don't fall asleep, don't fall asleep" When suddenly a gigantic hand punches through the snow and grabs onto his collar. SSX pro faints from the shock he has just experienced. The scene goes black.
Later on SSX pro comes around to find a big hulking Yeti crouching over him. The Yeti was as white as the snow obviously for camoflague and had big fangs =B0[. Of course it was no other than the sasquatch AKA big foot AKA Big slow. SSX pro sat up immediatly when he realised who it was. He took alook around the dark cave that he was in to see a warm bath, food, clean clothes and many other things essential for a happy life including an array of consoles.
Big slow reaches round and picked up something and then tries to shove it into SSX pro's mouth. SSX pro jumps up and exclaims.. "I'm awake! OK!". Big slow leaps back and lets out an almighty roar and then engulfs SSX pro with one mouth full leaving one severed limb. Big slow immediatly spat SSX pro out and excalimed "It's not fully defrosted, I could catch salminela or sommat.." he suddenly collapses after surcoming to food poisoning.
Neo-Gentic walks in with her magic staff of annoyence ontop of which is FFF's and Torax's heads... "My baby my precious baby" She's runs over to him and lets out a cry of disbelief. "I'll need a memoir of my best creation yet and she turns her staff round and spears Big slow's and SSX pro's heads. "Ouch" Shouts the bloody head of Torax "Have you got some asprin 'cos I'm gonna have a massive headache in about 5 minutes, Cheers" he says this in a tone of sarcasm.
There's a loud explosion and a ball of dust spread around the cave, Neo-Genetic screams " No it's can't be my nemesis Mr. Nice guy. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She's sees a bright glow break through the dust cloud and within a matter of seconds Neo-Genetic is part of the atmosphere. But before she leaves she says in a snarling voice "I would have got away with it if it wasn't for that pesk avalanche." It turns out she was planning world domination.. what a coincidence he kills her before she carries out her plan... or is it.
=B0p
This shout causes the ground to shake and show slates of snow start to shift. SSX pro swivels round on his board only to see tons and tons of snow flying down and about to smack into him. "!AARRGGGHHH!" SSX pro is covered in layers and layers of freezing cold pure white snow.
Meanwhile back at the mountain rangers hut a singular ranger going by the name Mr. Nice guy spots some massively big lines on his Seismometer. He speaks in one of those brave Canadian accents... " Someones in trouble " He leaps out of his little hut and slaps on a pair of ?extra grip skis? and then jumps onto a ski lift.
MNG reaches the piste of the mountain and gradually makes his way down the mountain looking at every lump bump and mounds of snow on the gently sloping mountain side. He stops and sniffs at the air like a hound and skis off again shouting "To the victim and beyond" in Buzz lightyear style of course.
Back at the scenes of the avalanche SSX pro is waiting in a hole in the ground while shivering his socks off. He's chanting to himself "Don't fall asleep, don't fall asleep" When suddenly a gigantic hand punches through the snow and grabs onto his collar. SSX pro faints from the shock he has just experienced. The scene goes black.
Later on SSX pro comes around to find a big hulking Yeti crouching over him. The Yeti was as white as the snow obviously for camoflague and had big fangs =B0[. Of course it was no other than the sasquatch AKA big foot AKA Big slow. SSX pro sat up immediatly when he realised who it was. He took alook around the dark cave that he was in to see a warm bath, food, clean clothes and many other things essential for a happy life including an array of consoles.
Big slow reaches round and picked up something and then tries to shove it into SSX pro's mouth. SSX pro jumps up and exclaims.. "I'm awake! OK!". Big slow leaps back and lets out an almighty roar and then engulfs SSX pro with one mouth full leaving one severed limb. Big slow immediatly spat SSX pro out and excalimed "It's not fully defrosted, I could catch salminela or sommat.." he suddenly collapses after surcoming to food poisoning.
Neo-Gentic walks in with her magic staff of annoyence ontop of which is FFF's and Torax's heads... "My baby my precious baby" She's runs over to him and lets out a cry of disbelief. "I'll need a memoir of my best creation yet and she turns her staff round and spears Big slow's and SSX pro's heads. "Ouch" Shouts the bloody head of Torax "Have you got some asprin 'cos I'm gonna have a massive headache in about 5 minutes, Cheers" he says this in a tone of sarcasm.
There's a loud explosion and a ball of dust spread around the cave, Neo-Genetic screams " No it's can't be my nemesis Mr. Nice guy. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She's sees a bright glow break through the dust cloud and within a matter of seconds Neo-Genetic is part of the atmosphere. But before she leaves she says in a snarling voice "I would have got away with it if it wasn't for that pesk avalanche." It turns out she was planning world domination.. what a coincidence he kills her before she carries out her plan... or is it.
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POP! I know it's a stupid word but then I want people to read my topic.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> my head?
why you little....
hee hee! good story.
i don't mind dying
> horribly if anyone else wnats to write a story
I was just thinking who does NEo-Genetic talk to low and behold it was u and Torax.
> my head?
why you little....
hee hee! good story.
i don't mind dying
> horribly if anyone else wnats to write a story
I was just thinking who does NEo-Genetic talk to low and behold it was u and Torax.
my head?
why you little....
hee hee! good story.
i don't mind dying horribly if anyone else wnats to write a story
why you little....
hee hee! good story.
i don't mind dying horribly if anyone else wnats to write a story
ssxpro wrote:
> Help. I saw the title and thought it sounded like a snowboarding topic. Now I
> don`t think I`ll be searching around for those kinda topics ever again!
Don't worry I was on the chat site and then had an argument with Quazimodo. So I decided to write a story. I was looking for inspiration and thought about original members of the chat forum. Then I thought SSXpro and then I thought snowboarding. I was only looking for inspiration don't be mad at me PLEASE!
=B0p
> Help. I saw the title and thought it sounded like a snowboarding topic. Now I
> don`t think I`ll be searching around for those kinda topics ever again!
Don't worry I was on the chat site and then had an argument with Quazimodo. So I decided to write a story. I was looking for inspiration and thought about original members of the chat forum. Then I thought SSXpro and then I thought snowboarding. I was only looking for inspiration don't be mad at me PLEASE!
=B0p
Help. I saw the title and thought it sounded like a snowboarding topic. Now I don`t think I`ll be searching around for those kinda topics ever again!
Told you i would read your story.....its really good.
POP!
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Well I was considering what will the SSX game be like on the Gamecube... look will someone just read my story and comment on it.
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Hey! Weird wonder that's a pretty good story... what was your initative?
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