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The PS2 in total anger gets back up and fires copy's of burnout straight at the Gamecube, the burnout copies cut rite through it. The game cube falls to the floor but soon gets back up with the power of one of Marios magic mushrooms. The PS2 falls back with amazement and innocently gets hit by a tortoise shell, "nooooooooooooo" screams the Gamecube as the X-box comes on. The PS2 Jumps back up and Agrees that he shall work with the Gamecube to take out the X-box.
"whats the X-boxs weakness?" Asked The Gamecube.
"His love for Bill Gates and Money" Replied the Gamecube with a little bit of suprisement in his voice!
"attack bill gates!!!!"
Head on a Nes, Snes, N64, Gameboy color, advance and an old grey one. A Playstation1 and PS1 they all attack and things get dirty but finaly Bill Gates' Body was lying on the floor.
"Huh there’s screws coming out of his ears.... he he he's a robot. “Said the PS2.
Bill Gates got up *Squeak Squeak* went his rusty gears, as he came closer everyone put everything they got into there final ounce of power and the Nintendo consoles played The Mario Theme Song and the playstations played Some music from the credits of the past Abe games.
Bill Gates could not stand it and He Jumped of the edge of his so called 'big' X-box and fell A measly 5 centimeters And exploded.
The Gamecube and The PS2 looked at each other smiled, they then looked at the X-box and saw that it was crying for his mummy (Bill Gates). As it was only in its early stages of development and will always stay like that they decided to recycle it. A few hours later after nicking a microsoft delivery truck they went to Bill Gates' Scrap yard and Squished the x-box it later carried on life as a pair of handcuffs. They then went back to there fight and the gamecube Committed suicide because the PS2 asked it to marry him. Then the PS2 went to give himself in for the sabotage of all the Dreamcasts in the world. Later the PS2 was found guilty of the following charges:
Sabotage,
Murder,
Using its power unwisely,
And assaulting a Police Officer.
Till this day The PS2 is rotting in his cell with his good Friend GTA3!
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> Hasn't this forum developed well over the last year?
Yeh.......
> i fink u shud both stop it now cuz it iz going 2 far
Me and that guy arn't fighting.....see the smileys!!!
;-)
> YOU TWO… STOP!!!
Lets settle this fair and square, your both Spammers. Stop
> Quoting each other’s message, you’re the only two chatting in this topic so why
> use it!
You’re both regulars so building up your word-count wouldn’t make
> sense. I’ll just leave it to plain spamming.
Hey look,
We are mates me and him, this is the only way we can chat and its not spamming. We are both enthusiastic gamers, and we enjoy being here but this is just a little quarrel. We don't have anything against each other at all!
Lets settle this fair and square, your both Spammers. Stop Quoting each other’s message, you’re the only two chatting in this topic so why use it!
You’re both regulars so building up your word-count wouldn’t make sense. I’ll just leave it to plain spamming.
maybe later
=B0p