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We always here people going on about the best game ever made. The nintendo fans say its a tie between Zelda and Mario 64, Playstation wners generaly say Metal gear solid, Dreamcast owners say, um..um.. well Im not sure what they say, but whatever the game is,im sure sonic is in it. Each of these games are good, except ive never seen whats so great about zelda,myself. But if I were to make a great game, what would it include, well, it would have:
Great Gameplay
Amazing Graphics
Likable characters that dont annoy you
Long Lastability
Multiplayer
Levels involiving, cars, skateboards and wrestling
So now im going to put it all together, and tell you about my game:
The name of the game is
- The Never Ending Game: Attack of the Millenium monkeys
The year is 3999, earth is on the blink of destruction, as usual. New year has come around as quick as normal, well actualy a bit quicker than last year,thanks to the release of the time speeder-uper-thingy. Giant monkeys have attacked, and are fretening to destroy the earth if the clock reaches midnight. You play Zambo, the brave hero of the game. You must fight your way out of your house, by beating the monkeys with what ever you can find, cheese, yesturdays newspaper, or even your old dried up, sticking PE socks, that you ore 25 years ago when you were in school. once free from your monkey infested house, grab your car and drive to the skate park. But its no easy drive, you must race fellow humans, monkeys that happen to be driving cars, and run over any that try to slow you down, for if your speed goes below 999999 miles per hour (which is quite slow for these times) your car will expolde. If you make it to the skate park, you must jump out of your car, without losing speed, then push a kid of his skateboard and take to the pipe, half pipe that is. The alien monkys will give you a trick, you must copy this trick, then they will do another and you copy, and so on, and so on. until you have completed all 900 tricks that the monkeys have stored in their data base.After beating the monkeys at boarding, they will tell you the wear abouts of their secret base is, this is your next destination. There base is at wrestler mania, under the ring. get to the ring, and beat any remaining monkeys, in a no holds bared, anything goes, match up. once each monkey has been pinned and received the Rock bottem and Peoples elbow, send them on their last ride, by sticking them in their space ship and hurling them into the sun. you do this by repetivly tapping the bottems to build up strength, staminor and anything else you need to throw a ship full of giant mutant, rbot, alien monkeys into the sun.
Each time you complete a mission, that mission will become a mulitplayer mode. so you will have a racing, skate boarding and wrestling game, all in one.each can be played with up to four player, each choosing from every single character seen in the game, 100000000000 in total.
Ok so maybe its not the greatest game ever, but its different and original. I have the story, and every thing else needed to turn this idea into a game, now all I need is a publisher who is stupid enougth to sell my game. whats the number for the publishers of the weakest link game?
Thanks for reading, even though you probably got bored and destroyed your computer in an act of rage whilst you were half way through this incredably pointless post.
CDouch
Great Gameplay
Amazing Graphics
Likable characters that dont annoy you
Long Lastability
Multiplayer
Levels involiving, cars, skateboards and wrestling
So now im going to put it all together, and tell you about my game:
The name of the game is
- The Never Ending Game: Attack of the Millenium monkeys
The year is 3999, earth is on the blink of destruction, as usual. New year has come around as quick as normal, well actualy a bit quicker than last year,thanks to the release of the time speeder-uper-thingy. Giant monkeys have attacked, and are fretening to destroy the earth if the clock reaches midnight. You play Zambo, the brave hero of the game. You must fight your way out of your house, by beating the monkeys with what ever you can find, cheese, yesturdays newspaper, or even your old dried up, sticking PE socks, that you ore 25 years ago when you were in school. once free from your monkey infested house, grab your car and drive to the skate park. But its no easy drive, you must race fellow humans, monkeys that happen to be driving cars, and run over any that try to slow you down, for if your speed goes below 999999 miles per hour (which is quite slow for these times) your car will expolde. If you make it to the skate park, you must jump out of your car, without losing speed, then push a kid of his skateboard and take to the pipe, half pipe that is. The alien monkys will give you a trick, you must copy this trick, then they will do another and you copy, and so on, and so on. until you have completed all 900 tricks that the monkeys have stored in their data base.After beating the monkeys at boarding, they will tell you the wear abouts of their secret base is, this is your next destination. There base is at wrestler mania, under the ring. get to the ring, and beat any remaining monkeys, in a no holds bared, anything goes, match up. once each monkey has been pinned and received the Rock bottem and Peoples elbow, send them on their last ride, by sticking them in their space ship and hurling them into the sun. you do this by repetivly tapping the bottems to build up strength, staminor and anything else you need to throw a ship full of giant mutant, rbot, alien monkeys into the sun.
Each time you complete a mission, that mission will become a mulitplayer mode. so you will have a racing, skate boarding and wrestling game, all in one.each can be played with up to four player, each choosing from every single character seen in the game, 100000000000 in total.
Ok so maybe its not the greatest game ever, but its different and original. I have the story, and every thing else needed to turn this idea into a game, now all I need is a publisher who is stupid enougth to sell my game. whats the number for the publishers of the weakest link game?
Thanks for reading, even though you probably got bored and destroyed your computer in an act of rage whilst you were half way through this incredably pointless post.
CDouch
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We always here people going on about the best game ever made. The nintendo fans say its a tie between Zelda and Mario 64, Playstation wners generaly say Metal gear solid, Dreamcast owners say, um..um.. well Im not sure what they say, but whatever the game is,im sure sonic is in it. Each of these games are good, except ive never seen whats so great about zelda,myself. But if I were to make a great game, what would it include, well, it would have:
Great Gameplay
Amazing Graphics
Likable characters that dont annoy you
Long Lastability
Multiplayer
Levels involiving, cars, skateboards and wrestling
So now im going to put it all together, and tell you about my game:
The name of the game is
- The Never Ending Game: Attack of the Millenium monkeys
The year is 3999, earth is on the blink of destruction, as usual. New year has come around as quick as normal, well actualy a bit quicker than last year,thanks to the release of the time speeder-uper-thingy. Giant monkeys have attacked, and are fretening to destroy the earth if the clock reaches midnight. You play Zambo, the brave hero of the game. You must fight your way out of your house, by beating the monkeys with what ever you can find, cheese, yesturdays newspaper, or even your old dried up, sticking PE socks, that you ore 25 years ago when you were in school. once free from your monkey infested house, grab your car and drive to the skate park. But its no easy drive, you must race fellow humans, monkeys that happen to be driving cars, and run over any that try to slow you down, for if your speed goes below 999999 miles per hour (which is quite slow for these times) your car will expolde. If you make it to the skate park, you must jump out of your car, without losing speed, then push a kid of his skateboard and take to the pipe, half pipe that is. The alien monkys will give you a trick, you must copy this trick, then they will do another and you copy, and so on, and so on. until you have completed all 900 tricks that the monkeys have stored in their data base.After beating the monkeys at boarding, they will tell you the wear abouts of their secret base is, this is your next destination. There base is at wrestler mania, under the ring. get to the ring, and beat any remaining monkeys, in a no holds bared, anything goes, match up. once each monkey has been pinned and received the Rock bottem and Peoples elbow, send them on their last ride, by sticking them in their space ship and hurling them into the sun. you do this by repetivly tapping the bottems to build up strength, staminor and anything else you need to throw a ship full of giant mutant, rbot, alien monkeys into the sun.
Each time you complete a mission, that mission will become a mulitplayer mode. so you will have a racing, skate boarding and wrestling game, all in one.each can be played with up to four player, each choosing from every single character seen in the game, 100000000000 in total.
Ok so maybe its not the greatest game ever, but its different and original. I have the story, and every thing else needed to turn this idea into a game, now all I need is a publisher who is stupid enougth to sell my game. whats the number for the publishers of the weakest link game?
Thanks for reading, even though you probably got bored and destroyed your computer in an act of rage whilst you were half way through this incredably pointless post.
CDouch
Great Gameplay
Amazing Graphics
Likable characters that dont annoy you
Long Lastability
Multiplayer
Levels involiving, cars, skateboards and wrestling
So now im going to put it all together, and tell you about my game:
The name of the game is
- The Never Ending Game: Attack of the Millenium monkeys
The year is 3999, earth is on the blink of destruction, as usual. New year has come around as quick as normal, well actualy a bit quicker than last year,thanks to the release of the time speeder-uper-thingy. Giant monkeys have attacked, and are fretening to destroy the earth if the clock reaches midnight. You play Zambo, the brave hero of the game. You must fight your way out of your house, by beating the monkeys with what ever you can find, cheese, yesturdays newspaper, or even your old dried up, sticking PE socks, that you ore 25 years ago when you were in school. once free from your monkey infested house, grab your car and drive to the skate park. But its no easy drive, you must race fellow humans, monkeys that happen to be driving cars, and run over any that try to slow you down, for if your speed goes below 999999 miles per hour (which is quite slow for these times) your car will expolde. If you make it to the skate park, you must jump out of your car, without losing speed, then push a kid of his skateboard and take to the pipe, half pipe that is. The alien monkys will give you a trick, you must copy this trick, then they will do another and you copy, and so on, and so on. until you have completed all 900 tricks that the monkeys have stored in their data base.After beating the monkeys at boarding, they will tell you the wear abouts of their secret base is, this is your next destination. There base is at wrestler mania, under the ring. get to the ring, and beat any remaining monkeys, in a no holds bared, anything goes, match up. once each monkey has been pinned and received the Rock bottem and Peoples elbow, send them on their last ride, by sticking them in their space ship and hurling them into the sun. you do this by repetivly tapping the bottems to build up strength, staminor and anything else you need to throw a ship full of giant mutant, rbot, alien monkeys into the sun.
Each time you complete a mission, that mission will become a mulitplayer mode. so you will have a racing, skate boarding and wrestling game, all in one.each can be played with up to four player, each choosing from every single character seen in the game, 100000000000 in total.
Ok so maybe its not the greatest game ever, but its different and original. I have the story, and every thing else needed to turn this idea into a game, now all I need is a publisher who is stupid enougth to sell my game. whats the number for the publishers of the weakest link game?
Thanks for reading, even though you probably got bored and destroyed your computer in an act of rage whilst you were half way through this incredably pointless post.
CDouch