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IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10
cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to
pay for it.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behaviour with more
work.
IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock
and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars
from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
inside bars.
IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.
cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to
pay for it.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behaviour with more
work.
IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock
and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars
from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
inside bars.
IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.
So Wookiee, reasoning with yourself whether you can finally copy all those things you loved and saw in GTA3?
Perhaps prison won't be so bad...
Perhaps I'll be fine if I steal that car, run people over and shoot cops...
:-D
Perhaps prison won't be so bad...
Perhaps I'll be fine if I steal that car, run people over and shoot cops...
:-D
And they say crime doesn't pay! :D
That's it!
I'm turning to a life of crime!
I'm turning to a life of crime!
IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10
cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to
pay for it.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behaviour with more
work.
IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock
and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars
from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
inside bars.
IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.
cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to
pay for it.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behaviour with more
work.
IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock
and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work
required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars
from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and
inside bars.
IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.