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"Riddle me this"

You buy a sausage roll from a garage.
Chances are you are driving, it being a garage and everything.

So why then, the moment you bite into it, does it explode in a mist of pastry, coating you, the dashboard and the seat?

I'm sitting down driving, I can't brush the exploded snack away because it will grind into me and make me look like I lost a fight with a loaf of bread.

That sucks.

The local bakery from where my band practices has these Dutch Apple Tarts, and they are covered in thich icing sugar. If you breathe in the sugar it makes you cough, showering yourself and others nearby in icing sugar!

Damn nice, though!

Lyynne Faulds-Woods and John Stapleface. They made me safe, yet made me scared.

I nearly crashed with the puff-pastry cloud in my car.

It was a potential death-trap!

(Watchdog used to be so much better before The Grinch took over and Alice Beer with her squashed face)

But you shouldn't eat while driving anyway. Both hands on the wheel and all that. No different to using a mobile phone.

Ahem.

Anyway, why is it that using a mobile phone while is any worse than talking to the person in the front passenger seat?

And how is it any different to a taxi driver turning around to speak to you in the back of his cab, while waving his left arm around like a demented Italian as he tells you what famous face he had in the back of his cab last week?

Goatboy wrote:
I don't
> expect to have a nibble and then "WOOOOOOFFF!",



I was going to make a sexually orientated joke there.



But then thought better of it.

I want a suasage roll.

If it was called "Sausage Pastry Bomb" then I'd expect it.
I don't expect to have a nibble and then "WOOOOOOFFF!", looking like someone had tried to cover me in pastry and make me crash.

Damn Dirty Sausage Rolls from Garages

:-)

I know what you mean there, it's nearly the same with those Cadburys Flakes, they do the same thing, I suppose the name was supposed some sort of warning maybe.

Maybe the meat was still alive and tring to escape.

You buy a sausage roll from a garage.
Chances are you are driving, it being a garage and everything.

So why then, the moment you bite into it, does it explode in a mist of pastry, coating you, the dashboard and the seat?

I'm sitting down driving, I can't brush the exploded snack away because it will grind into me and make me look like I lost a fight with a loaf of bread.

That sucks.