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Fri 16/11/01 at 13:08
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1: Ram him down with a dodge viper

2:Smash a pc monitor over his head

3 Throw a gamecube,an x box, a n64 and a ps2 over his head.

4: Let carol smiley deal with him. (that should be enough to kill anyone)

5: shove his head up a king size ciggarette lighter (ow painfull)

what's your top 5?
Fri 16/11/01 at 18:39
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Nintendo deny all knowledge of the uses of a Gamecube being used to kill someone, and further state that it is a GAMING machine, and nothing else.

Sony just laughed, and Microsoft asked us how we managed to lift the thing, because they didn't know how to deliver them to stores safely.
Fri 16/11/01 at 18:28
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Doughnut Monster wrote:
> it's just a laugh can't u take a joke.

of course i don't mean any of it.


Not when you're talking about killing my father.
Fri 16/11/01 at 16:35
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Posts: 15,624
Top 5 reasons to buy an Xbox...

5. Your kitchen table has one very short leg.
4. You have a shelf in your kitchen that's *just* out of reach.
3. Your Great Dane needs a new kennel.
2. You need something to put your PS2 on to keep it off the carpet.
1. In times of national emergency, it can double as an airstrip.
Fri 16/11/01 at 14:17
"I hate that!!!"
Posts: 4,115
it's just a laugh can't u take a joke.

of course i don't mean any of it.
Fri 16/11/01 at 14:16
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Chris Tarrant should not be killed.

Think about it.
Fri 16/11/01 at 13:40
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Posts: 10,437
Top 5 ways to eat sausages?

1) With a fork
2) Like a dog (Off the floor)
3) Using my feet
4) With a straw
5) Through my nose
Fri 16/11/01 at 13:36
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Posts: 10,338
Top 5 Ways to kill Chris Tarrant:

5) Smother him with Annie Robinson
4) Tarrant on TV on fire
3) Custard pie to the face (loaded with dynamite)
2) Make him do The Fly till he overexerts
1) Make him watch endless episodes of Tiswas.
Fri 16/11/01 at 13:16
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"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
Top 5 flavours of Doughnut:

5: Apple
4: Chocolate
3: Iced, with sprinkles
2: Ring doughnuts, freshly cooked, by the Sea
1: Jam Doughnuts.
Fri 16/11/01 at 13:14
"I hate that!!!"
Posts: 4,115
maybe i shouldv'e called this topic top 5 of anything, including ways to kill that annoying person that has C at the start of his name
Fri 16/11/01 at 13:13
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Posts: 21,800
Doughnut Monster wrote:

what's your top 5?

Here's my top 5 cheeses:

1.Cheddar
2.Bree
3.Cheese with umm holes in it
4.Cheese on toast
5.Ummm Wensleydale

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