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Phil Mitchell vs A Darlek
As the Darlek rushes toward Phil it reaches out with it’s plunger to try to hit him, Phil readies his fists an punches the Darlek making its head do a 360.
Winner: Phil Mitchell
Result:
Phil picks up the Darlek and flushes its head and metal body in the toilet.
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Sonya Jackson vs King Kong
As the giant ape picks the very small but mouthy Sonya in his hand, he looks at her closely and thinks to himself “why on earth would I carry her up a building” with that he runs off (without Sonya obviously).
Winner: Sonya Jackson
Result:
With Sonya’s big mouth and fat body she was easily safe from big apes who want to kidnap beautiful woman.
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Ian Beale vs Alien queen
As Ian stands sweating as the Alien queen’s big black head sniffs him out he starts to beg “please don’t hurt me”, realising that Ian is a jibbing pathetic loser the Alien queen spares him for someone more worthy of her baby. After a while she returns and eats him anyway.
Winner: Alien queen
Result:
Ian’s body gets digested by the queen and turned into acidic poo.
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Pat Evens vs Predator
As the Predator watch’s Pat washing her dish’s in the window he goes to her door and gets whacked in the face with the door when she shuts it, after noticing the poor Predator is bleeding she lets him in for a cup of tea but as she dose so she accordantly sets off Predator’s self destruct mechanism and he explodes causing the house to blow up but Pat is unarmed because her giant earrings shield her from the blast.
Winner: Pat Evens
Result:
Pat as to move house (again)
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Wellard vs a Tyrannosaurus
As the large lizard approaches the barking Wellard it picks him up and eats him in one mouth full, however with the continent patting, stroking and hugging from Robbie Jackson, Wellard’s fur coat is full of grease which clogs up the Tyrannosauruses arteries and causes it to have an heart attack.
Winner: Nether
Result:
Fly’s come from nowhere and start eating the Tyrannosauruses corpse.
As the Darlek rushes toward Phil it reaches out with it’s plunger to try to hit him, Phil readies his fists an punches the Darlek making its head do a 360.
Winner: Phil Mitchell
Result:
Phil picks up the Darlek and flushes its head and metal body in the toilet.
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Sonya Jackson vs King Kong
As the giant ape picks the very small but mouthy Sonya in his hand, he looks at her closely and thinks to himself “why on earth would I carry her up a building” with that he runs off (without Sonya obviously).
Winner: Sonya Jackson
Result:
With Sonya’s big mouth and fat body she was easily safe from big apes who want to kidnap beautiful woman.
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Ian Beale vs Alien queen
As Ian stands sweating as the Alien queen’s big black head sniffs him out he starts to beg “please don’t hurt me”, realising that Ian is a jibbing pathetic loser the Alien queen spares him for someone more worthy of her baby. After a while she returns and eats him anyway.
Winner: Alien queen
Result:
Ian’s body gets digested by the queen and turned into acidic poo.
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Pat Evens vs Predator
As the Predator watch’s Pat washing her dish’s in the window he goes to her door and gets whacked in the face with the door when she shuts it, after noticing the poor Predator is bleeding she lets him in for a cup of tea but as she dose so she accordantly sets off Predator’s self destruct mechanism and he explodes causing the house to blow up but Pat is unarmed because her giant earrings shield her from the blast.
Winner: Pat Evens
Result:
Pat as to move house (again)
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Wellard vs a Tyrannosaurus
As the large lizard approaches the barking Wellard it picks him up and eats him in one mouth full, however with the continent patting, stroking and hugging from Robbie Jackson, Wellard’s fur coat is full of grease which clogs up the Tyrannosauruses arteries and causes it to have an heart attack.
Winner: Nether
Result:
Fly’s come from nowhere and start eating the Tyrannosauruses corpse.
DALEK
Not Darlek
DALEK
Not Darlek
DALEK
Ineedsleep wrote:
> Firey Salamander wrote:
>
> continent patting,
>
>
> Don't know who Robbie Jackson is but he must be strong to life one of
> these.
I meant constant
> Firey Salamander wrote:
>
> continent patting,
>
>
> Don't know who Robbie Jackson is but he must be strong to life one of
> these.
I meant constant
kk
Firey Salamander wrote:
> continent patting,
Don't know who Robbie Jackson is but he must be strong to life one of these.
> continent patting,
Don't know who Robbie Jackson is but he must be strong to life one of these.
Phil Mitchell vs A Darlek
As the Darlek rushes toward Phil it reaches out with it’s plunger to try to hit him, Phil readies his fists an punches the Darlek making its head do a 360.
Winner: Phil Mitchell
Result:
Phil picks up the Darlek and flushes its head and metal body in the toilet.
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Sonya Jackson vs King Kong
As the giant ape picks the very small but mouthy Sonya in his hand, he looks at her closely and thinks to himself “why on earth would I carry her up a building” with that he runs off (without Sonya obviously).
Winner: Sonya Jackson
Result:
With Sonya’s big mouth and fat body she was easily safe from big apes who want to kidnap beautiful woman.
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Ian Beale vs Alien queen
As Ian stands sweating as the Alien queen’s big black head sniffs him out he starts to beg “please don’t hurt me”, realising that Ian is a jibbing pathetic loser the Alien queen spares him for someone more worthy of her baby. After a while she returns and eats him anyway.
Winner: Alien queen
Result:
Ian’s body gets digested by the queen and turned into acidic poo.
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Pat Evens vs Predator
As the Predator watch’s Pat washing her dish’s in the window he goes to her door and gets whacked in the face with the door when she shuts it, after noticing the poor Predator is bleeding she lets him in for a cup of tea but as she dose so she accordantly sets off Predator’s self destruct mechanism and he explodes causing the house to blow up but Pat is unarmed because her giant earrings shield her from the blast.
Winner: Pat Evens
Result:
Pat as to move house (again)
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Wellard vs a Tyrannosaurus
As the large lizard approaches the barking Wellard it picks him up and eats him in one mouth full, however with the continent patting, stroking and hugging from Robbie Jackson, Wellard’s fur coat is full of grease which clogs up the Tyrannosauruses arteries and causes it to have an heart attack.
Winner: Nether
Result:
Fly’s come from nowhere and start eating the Tyrannosauruses corpse.
As the Darlek rushes toward Phil it reaches out with it’s plunger to try to hit him, Phil readies his fists an punches the Darlek making its head do a 360.
Winner: Phil Mitchell
Result:
Phil picks up the Darlek and flushes its head and metal body in the toilet.
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Sonya Jackson vs King Kong
As the giant ape picks the very small but mouthy Sonya in his hand, he looks at her closely and thinks to himself “why on earth would I carry her up a building” with that he runs off (without Sonya obviously).
Winner: Sonya Jackson
Result:
With Sonya’s big mouth and fat body she was easily safe from big apes who want to kidnap beautiful woman.
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Ian Beale vs Alien queen
As Ian stands sweating as the Alien queen’s big black head sniffs him out he starts to beg “please don’t hurt me”, realising that Ian is a jibbing pathetic loser the Alien queen spares him for someone more worthy of her baby. After a while she returns and eats him anyway.
Winner: Alien queen
Result:
Ian’s body gets digested by the queen and turned into acidic poo.
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Pat Evens vs Predator
As the Predator watch’s Pat washing her dish’s in the window he goes to her door and gets whacked in the face with the door when she shuts it, after noticing the poor Predator is bleeding she lets him in for a cup of tea but as she dose so she accordantly sets off Predator’s self destruct mechanism and he explodes causing the house to blow up but Pat is unarmed because her giant earrings shield her from the blast.
Winner: Pat Evens
Result:
Pat as to move house (again)
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Wellard vs a Tyrannosaurus
As the large lizard approaches the barking Wellard it picks him up and eats him in one mouth full, however with the continent patting, stroking and hugging from Robbie Jackson, Wellard’s fur coat is full of grease which clogs up the Tyrannosauruses arteries and causes it to have an heart attack.
Winner: Nether
Result:
Fly’s come from nowhere and start eating the Tyrannosauruses corpse.