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There are 3 blondes trapped on an island a few miles from the coast of a city. The blondes stumble across a magic lamp and a genie appears to grant them one wish each. The first blonde wishes to be cleverer and her hair turns brown and she swims to the city. The second blonde wishes to be even cleverer than the previous blonde and her hair turns black and she builds a boat and sails to the city. The third blonde wishes to be even cleverer than the previous two blondes so she turns into a bloke and walks over the bridge to the city.
*Agrees with Phi11ip*
When spoken, and when using the correct erm, joke, it's funny.
When spoken, and when using the correct erm, joke, it's funny.
Two blonde women are driving to Disneyland.
They see a sign saying Disneyland left so they turn around and go home.
A magic tractor drives down a lane and turns into a field...
They see a sign saying Disneyland left so they turn around and go home.
A magic tractor drives down a lane and turns into a field...
VB I laughed a lot. I likes. One of the funniest jokes to be posted.
VB, that's by favourite joke ever.
And it's still great.
And it's still great.
lol
phi11ip wrote:
> Well, you totally slaughtered that joke...
>
> When told properly it's absolutely hilarious.
You have to tell it verbally to make it funny, you try and write it out to be funnier. Go on!
> Well, you totally slaughtered that joke...
>
> When told properly it's absolutely hilarious.
You have to tell it verbally to make it funny, you try and write it out to be funnier. Go on!
Heh, nice. Reminds me of a joke about three wishes...
A bear and a rabbit are good friends, and they are wandering through the forest one day when they happen upon a genie. As they both found the genie at the same time, he has no choice but to grant them both three wishes each.
The bear makes his first wish.
"For my first wish." says the bear, "I wish that every other bear in the world were female."
"Granted!" says the genie.
"For my first wish", says the rabbit. "I wish for a motorbike."
"Granted!" says the genie
"For my second wish", says the bear. "I wish all the female bears in the world were absolutely consumed with lust at the sight of me."
"Granted!" says the genie
"For my second wish", continues the rabbit, "I wish for a motorcycle crash helmet"
"Granted!" says the genie
"For my final wish" says the bear, thinking carefully about what life would be like in w wolrd full of female bears who were crazy about him. "I wish that I had an insatiable sex drive"
"Granted!" says the genie
"For my final wish", says the rabbit, revving up the engine on his bike, ready to go like a bat out of hell "I wish that Mr Bear here were gay."
A bear and a rabbit are good friends, and they are wandering through the forest one day when they happen upon a genie. As they both found the genie at the same time, he has no choice but to grant them both three wishes each.
The bear makes his first wish.
"For my first wish." says the bear, "I wish that every other bear in the world were female."
"Granted!" says the genie.
"For my first wish", says the rabbit. "I wish for a motorbike."
"Granted!" says the genie
"For my second wish", says the bear. "I wish all the female bears in the world were absolutely consumed with lust at the sight of me."
"Granted!" says the genie
"For my second wish", continues the rabbit, "I wish for a motorcycle crash helmet"
"Granted!" says the genie
"For my final wish" says the bear, thinking carefully about what life would be like in w wolrd full of female bears who were crazy about him. "I wish that I had an insatiable sex drive"
"Granted!" says the genie
"For my final wish", says the rabbit, revving up the engine on his bike, ready to go like a bat out of hell "I wish that Mr Bear here were gay."
Well, you totally slaughtered that joke...
When told properly it's absolutely hilarious.
When told properly it's absolutely hilarious.
STOP WITH THE DAMN JOKES.
There are 3 blondes trapped on an island a few miles from the coast of a city. The blondes stumble across a magic lamp and a genie appears to grant them one wish each. The first blonde wishes to be cleverer and her hair turns brown and she swims to the city. The second blonde wishes to be even cleverer than the previous blonde and her hair turns black and she builds a boat and sails to the city. The third blonde wishes to be even cleverer than the previous two blondes so she turns into a bloke and walks over the bridge to the city.