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"A suggestion to Tony and Co"

For one issue instead of going Go-karting you should go paintballing. Would be quite interesting to see who gets wounded the most.

A picture of Tony after a groin shot would be priceless.

So, the staff do come online before everyone comes back from school. Is this so that they don't have to put up with the abuse from people moaning about prices or rather they don't have the time?

I think it would be a good idea, apart from the fact that someone just died as a result of paintballing....

Headlines on every national newspaper.

'SR boss gets jailed for life for murdering his staff with a paintball gun'

You never know, it might happen.

I can just imagine Steve "God I'm a nutter" Irwin commentating on it now.


"And I can see 'im, sneaking through the undergrowth now. 'e silently approaches 'is prey - impressive considering the size o' the big fella.

I'll just see if I can pick 'im up by 'is tail...

Crikey!"

Employment law forbids me from shooting the staff.

I can picture it now:

Tony, the best shot by far, but also the widest target, became the focus of most of the unwanted attention. Tony isn't the quickest mover, so he got pelted quite a lot, but his quick and accurate aim gave the others something to worry about too.

(Modesty is an unnecessary limitation)

For one issue instead of going Go-karting you should go paintballing. Would be quite interesting to see who gets wounded the most.

A picture of Tony after a groin shot would be priceless.