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"want to get to know me better?"

hi, i am 18 years old and from nottingham. i'm not as promiscuous as i let on, but I have had chlamydia, herpes, scabies and syphillis. I consider i've been rather unlucky there, but at least I don't have ginger hair.

I have lots of hobbies i like. these include gurning, rugby and sumo wrestling. I used to play for the local womens rugby team, but they kicked me out after I ran over the team mascot in a fit of rage.

I like wearing dungarees and my clarks buckle shoes

I also enjoy playing dungeons and dragons. I'm a level 32 elf. i do enjoy going to church with my parents and i'm not allowed to cross the street. i have 198 of the 251 pokemon, and i'm considered the coolest cat at the chess club

Aside from my bladder problems though, I'm a perfectly normal girl.

byeee

VenomByte wrote:
> sideshow buzz wrote:
> start the stopwatch,
Banzai,
how long before
> mystique gets asked what the
> website address is?
a) 1 minute
b) 1-5
> minutes
c) 5-10 minutes
d) 10 or more
> minutes

>place your bets
> now.

Now, although some might say the intellectual level of the forum has
> declined somewhat over the past year, I don't think we're yet at the stage where
> people don't realise when something has already been posted.

But wait... how
> did this get posted? :)

was writing it when mystique posted the address
lousy comedy timing.

sideshow buzz wrote:
> start the stopwatch,
Banzai,
how long before mystique gets asked what the
> website address is?
a) 1 minute
b) 1-5 minutes
c) 5-10 minutes
d) 10 or more
> minutes

>place your bets now.

Now, although some might say the intellectual level of the forum has declined somewhat over the past year, I don't think we're yet at the stage where people don't realise when something has already been posted.

But wait... how did this get posted? :)

stupid slow computer,
joke not funny now.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Really. Shows how sacred these notable votes really are, when by showing your
> aris can get you a vote.

*Bonus starts to think*



About how to get Mystique more Pinkie votes.

start the stopwatch,
Banzai,
how long before mystique gets asked what the website address is?
a) 1 minute
b) 1-5 minutes
c) 5-10 minutes
d) 10 or more minutes

place your bets now.

for everyone else
here is the picture i sent to wookiee

http://www.geocities.com/mystique182uk/ass

Really. Shows how sacred these notable votes really are, when by showing your aris can get you a vote.

*Bonus starts to think*

ok its sent

Mystique I can get you level with Goatboy, all it takes is one email.

Mystique wrote:
> dont worry i am still mystique monster i have to be now cos according to wookiee
> we got hitched

Right... Smile and nod now walk to the door...

=B0p