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How do you keep a blond in suspense?
If you wait here A sec will tell you in a moment
A blonde girl walks into the living room where her boyfriend is watching the sports channel, after watching the TV for ten miniutes she asks him "as anyone scored a goal yet" and he replies "they don't score goals in boxing"
Why don't blondes eat beans on toast?
because they can't follow the cooking instructions
Two brunets girls and a blonde girl are stranded in a dense jungle in the middle of the Congo, the first brunet says "I wish we had a map and compass so we can find our way out", the second brunet says "I wish we could find some kind of fruit tree so we can eat" and the blonde says "I wish I had a phone so I could call London cabs".
If you wait here A sec will tell you in a moment
A blonde girl walks into the living room where her boyfriend is watching the sports channel, after watching the TV for ten miniutes she asks him "as anyone scored a goal yet" and he replies "they don't score goals in boxing"
Why don't blondes eat beans on toast?
because they can't follow the cooking instructions
Two brunets girls and a blonde girl are stranded in a dense jungle in the middle of the Congo, the first brunet says "I wish we had a map and compass so we can find our way out", the second brunet says "I wish we could find some kind of fruit tree so we can eat" and the blonde says "I wish I had a phone so I could call London cabs".
Thanks Why.. because I care.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Read below.
Read below.
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
Read above.
Read above.
Yes, that's the whole point of the joke. I was going to post it myself.
Bckpac wrote:
> Don't do this because you have to go threw about 5 links and when I
> got to the 5th I gave up you probably don't even get a blonde joke in
> the end up.
> Bckpac
> :>P
Isn't that the joke? I think so. Saying you're stupid or summat.
> Don't do this because you have to go threw about 5 links and when I
> got to the 5th I gave up you probably don't even get a blonde joke in
> the end up.
> Bckpac
> :>P
Isn't that the joke? I think so. Saying you're stupid or summat.
Here are a couple of good blonde jokes anyway: -
Q - What do you see when a Blonde does cartwheels?
A - Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette...
Three blondes are standing on one side of the Grand Canyon pondering how to get across. At that moment one of them spots a magic lamp that instantly releases a genie! The genie says that he will give each blonde one wish. The first blonde wishes for a sports car and ramp to drive over the canyon but unfortunately falls and dies, the second blonde wishes for a paraglide to glide over but also falls and dies. Finally the third blonde says, "I wish I was a brunette!" and she walks across the bridge.
Q - What do you see when a Blonde does cartwheels?
A - Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette...
Three blondes are standing on one side of the Grand Canyon pondering how to get across. At that moment one of them spots a magic lamp that instantly releases a genie! The genie says that he will give each blonde one wish. The first blonde wishes for a sports car and ramp to drive over the canyon but unfortunately falls and dies, the second blonde wishes for a paraglide to glide over but also falls and dies. Finally the third blonde says, "I wish I was a brunette!" and she walks across the bridge.
*whistles* mca, newbie? i want you to go away and never come back. O and bckpac, thanks for the heads up.
Don't do this because you have to go threw about 5 links and when I got to the 5th I gave up you probably don't even get a blonde joke in the end up.
Bckpac
:>P
Bckpac
:>P
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