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Are we slowly but surely moving away from the console? The reason for this my friends, leads are becoming longer. Well here is an explanation for all this, its the work of the gaming industry,*dun dun duh* specsavers and of course the government. They see that playing games on your computer or console is more a sport now than a hobbie. They have warped young invunerable gamers into thinking they have no limits and that they don't need a lead on there controller.
Your probably thinking, well Bckpac why shouldn't we have no leads isn't it more freedom? Well you've got some nerve mister because no leads=no limits and no limits means us going out into the open world and forgetting that splits up against the wall in Splinter Cell isn't real and then trying it in a lift could permanently damage your balls while at the same time landing incorrectly and breaking your legs resulting in a wheel to casulty.
The gaming industry and Specsavers are just pawns in the Governments plan, the government is getting nagged by feminists and mothers about how their kids ran down their fathers after playing GTA and how the graphics are hurting their eyes. So the government hears that specsavers is becoming so large because of us sitting too close to the t.v and needing glasses, that they think they'll bring them down a peg or 2 so they tell the gaming industry to start making them extension leads longer controllers and wireless controllers.
Now the Government has got everyone into thinking that wireless controllers are cool and that the lead sucks. So now we have these guys who go out and blow their money on the Logic 3 Freebird RF wireless controller that are very own SR sells for £34.99 if you must know, which means their controller isn't even really connected to the console and they can play the game in a different room, however they will probably die. Another product is extension cables that let you sit away back from the screen and it makes it easier to not complete the game.
Were will we be 10years down the road? I tell you were we will be, will be down the road with our controller and console all roll into one with no limits and sore balls in a wheel chair.Leads aren't just a piece of plastic nusiance that tangles around another lead, you see the lead represents a mystical barrier sent there by the company that made it, which helps us to tell the difference from playing a game and reality.
So enjoy your lead and remember if your mother asks you to sit a couple of feet away from the t.v screen they just sit a couple of feet closer and FIGHT THE POWER!!
Feel free to post your opinions!
Thanks for reading!
Bckpac
:>P
Your probably thinking, well Bckpac why shouldn't we have no leads isn't it more freedom? Well you've got some nerve mister because no leads=no limits and no limits means us going out into the open world and forgetting that splits up against the wall in Splinter Cell isn't real and then trying it in a lift could permanently damage your balls while at the same time landing incorrectly and breaking your legs resulting in a wheel to casulty.
The gaming industry and Specsavers are just pawns in the Governments plan, the government is getting nagged by feminists and mothers about how their kids ran down their fathers after playing GTA and how the graphics are hurting their eyes. So the government hears that specsavers is becoming so large because of us sitting too close to the t.v and needing glasses, that they think they'll bring them down a peg or 2 so they tell the gaming industry to start making them extension leads longer controllers and wireless controllers.
Now the Government has got everyone into thinking that wireless controllers are cool and that the lead sucks. So now we have these guys who go out and blow their money on the Logic 3 Freebird RF wireless controller that are very own SR sells for £34.99 if you must know, which means their controller isn't even really connected to the console and they can play the game in a different room, however they will probably die. Another product is extension cables that let you sit away back from the screen and it makes it easier to not complete the game.
Were will we be 10years down the road? I tell you were we will be, will be down the road with our controller and console all roll into one with no limits and sore balls in a wheel chair.Leads aren't just a piece of plastic nusiance that tangles around another lead, you see the lead represents a mystical barrier sent there by the company that made it, which helps us to tell the difference from playing a game and reality.
So enjoy your lead and remember if your mother asks you to sit a couple of feet away from the t.v screen they just sit a couple of feet closer and FIGHT THE POWER!!
Feel free to post your opinions!
Thanks for reading!
Bckpac
:>P
I got bored three lines down... and from someone who finds paint drying is good... that's not good.
Any opinions?
Bckpac
:>P
Bckpac
:>P
Are we slowly but surely moving away from the console? The reason for this my friends, leads are becoming longer. Well here is an explanation for all this, its the work of the gaming industry,*dun dun duh* specsavers and of course the government. They see that playing games on your computer or console is more a sport now than a hobbie. They have warped young invunerable gamers into thinking they have no limits and that they don't need a lead on there controller.
Your probably thinking, well Bckpac why shouldn't we have no leads isn't it more freedom? Well you've got some nerve mister because no leads=no limits and no limits means us going out into the open world and forgetting that splits up against the wall in Splinter Cell isn't real and then trying it in a lift could permanently damage your balls while at the same time landing incorrectly and breaking your legs resulting in a wheel to casulty.
The gaming industry and Specsavers are just pawns in the Governments plan, the government is getting nagged by feminists and mothers about how their kids ran down their fathers after playing GTA and how the graphics are hurting their eyes. So the government hears that specsavers is becoming so large because of us sitting too close to the t.v and needing glasses, that they think they'll bring them down a peg or 2 so they tell the gaming industry to start making them extension leads longer controllers and wireless controllers.
Now the Government has got everyone into thinking that wireless controllers are cool and that the lead sucks. So now we have these guys who go out and blow their money on the Logic 3 Freebird RF wireless controller that are very own SR sells for £34.99 if you must know, which means their controller isn't even really connected to the console and they can play the game in a different room, however they will probably die. Another product is extension cables that let you sit away back from the screen and it makes it easier to not complete the game.
Were will we be 10years down the road? I tell you were we will be, will be down the road with our controller and console all roll into one with no limits and sore balls in a wheel chair.Leads aren't just a piece of plastic nusiance that tangles around another lead, you see the lead represents a mystical barrier sent there by the company that made it, which helps us to tell the difference from playing a game and reality.
So enjoy your lead and remember if your mother asks you to sit a couple of feet away from the t.v screen they just sit a couple of feet closer and FIGHT THE POWER!!
Feel free to post your opinions!
Thanks for reading!
Bckpac
:>P
Your probably thinking, well Bckpac why shouldn't we have no leads isn't it more freedom? Well you've got some nerve mister because no leads=no limits and no limits means us going out into the open world and forgetting that splits up against the wall in Splinter Cell isn't real and then trying it in a lift could permanently damage your balls while at the same time landing incorrectly and breaking your legs resulting in a wheel to casulty.
The gaming industry and Specsavers are just pawns in the Governments plan, the government is getting nagged by feminists and mothers about how their kids ran down their fathers after playing GTA and how the graphics are hurting their eyes. So the government hears that specsavers is becoming so large because of us sitting too close to the t.v and needing glasses, that they think they'll bring them down a peg or 2 so they tell the gaming industry to start making them extension leads longer controllers and wireless controllers.
Now the Government has got everyone into thinking that wireless controllers are cool and that the lead sucks. So now we have these guys who go out and blow their money on the Logic 3 Freebird RF wireless controller that are very own SR sells for £34.99 if you must know, which means their controller isn't even really connected to the console and they can play the game in a different room, however they will probably die. Another product is extension cables that let you sit away back from the screen and it makes it easier to not complete the game.
Were will we be 10years down the road? I tell you were we will be, will be down the road with our controller and console all roll into one with no limits and sore balls in a wheel chair.Leads aren't just a piece of plastic nusiance that tangles around another lead, you see the lead represents a mystical barrier sent there by the company that made it, which helps us to tell the difference from playing a game and reality.
So enjoy your lead and remember if your mother asks you to sit a couple of feet away from the t.v screen they just sit a couple of feet closer and FIGHT THE POWER!!
Feel free to post your opinions!
Thanks for reading!
Bckpac
:>P