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"In a nutshell"

Wrestling in a nutshell:
"Hello large oily man, I am also a large oily man. Would you like to lay on me and grunt?"
"Ug"

Star Trek in a nutshell:
"Hello Trekkie, I am an attractive woman and I must sleep with you now"
"I fear you! You will be assimilated! Where are my Spock ears?"

Drummers in a nutshell:
"Hello drummer, can you please provide us with a 4/4 backbeat"
"buh...."

Nintardo in a nutshell:
"Aw cute fluffy things and mushrooms and wide-eyed princess heroines!"
"Me like fluffy things. What time is dinner?"

Pop Music in a nutshell:
"Hello, you are a pop-music fan and as such do not actually require your bands to play anything or sing."
"I want my mummy"

er-no in a nutshell:

'she shall be mine... oh yes...'

Ah that cheered me up :-D

Newbies in a nutshell

" Shall I pointlessly reply without an opinion? That way people will like me!"

All I can say is that nutshells have a lot to answer for...

Why don't you like this stuff, Nintendo kicks console backside. So eat my shoe.

lol @ Steve Irwin!

He makes me laugh...

"I'm unprotected, and if this snake bites me, i'm a gonner!"

"Look at that beauty!"

"This snakes about 20ft long!"

LMAO!

Nut in a nutshell.

Goatboy wrote:

> When will my people come back and pick me up?

When they have finished doing all the things they wanted to do while you wernt there.


:)

Except for Steve Irwin and Clutch,your not far wrong I think.

When will my people come back and pick me up?

Goatboy in a nutshell:
"I basically have a problem with the whole of human existence."