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I have managed to obtain another leaked interview with Sony Bloke concerning the launch of Xbox and the delays of the Gamecube.
Certain words have been edited for the sake of the children:
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Reporter: Ok, if there is a repeat of our last interview, I will set you on fire.
Sony: Ok.
Reporter: Right. So, with the delay of the Gamecube, how does this affect Sony?
Sony: Well, obviously with the delay of the Gaycube, we feel-
Reporter: What?
Sony: I’m sorry?
Reporter: You said Gaycube.
Sony: No I didn’t.
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(lengthy pause)
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Reporter: Ok, well…how does Sony feel about the delay?
Sony: We feel that the problems Nintardo are having with the la-
Reporter: No look, I’m sorry but you just said Nintardo
Sony: No I didn’t.
Reporter: You did, I heard you!
Sony: No.
Reporter: Oh for (expletive deleted)
Sony: Shigsy wear children’s shoes and likes to touch camels
Reporter: Right you (expletive deleted), I’ll have you for that
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(sound of fighting for 2 minutes)
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Reporter: Now, just answer the (expletive deleted) question.
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Stop it.
Sony: Hideo Kojima is the master.
Reporter: Shut up. What about GTA3? Why did you not push that as heavily as it should be?
Sony: GTA3 stupid game. Metal Gear Solid 2 smash GTA3 wiv fist
Reporter: You tool. You utter (expletive deleted)
Sony: Thank you.
Reporter: GTA3 is being hailed as a masterpiece of gaming, so why ignore it?
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2 smash all wiv stick
Reporter: Are you retarded? Why keep talking about MGS2? There are other titles now
Sony: Stupid Gaystation
Reporter: What? Why are you insulting your own company?
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Right, I’ll have you for this
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(sounds of more fighting)
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Reporter: If you say Metal Gear Solid 2 again, I will smash your face with this chair. Understand?
Sony: Stealth Action Genre Masterpiece.
Reporter: Why? Why are you being such a (expletive deleted)
Sony: Yes, Nintardo delay Gaycube. Metal Gear smash wiv fist. Hahahahaha
Reporter: I’m going home, this is stupid
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2.
Certain words have been edited for the sake of the children:
--
Reporter: Ok, if there is a repeat of our last interview, I will set you on fire.
Sony: Ok.
Reporter: Right. So, with the delay of the Gamecube, how does this affect Sony?
Sony: Well, obviously with the delay of the Gaycube, we feel-
Reporter: What?
Sony: I’m sorry?
Reporter: You said Gaycube.
Sony: No I didn’t.
--
(lengthy pause)
--
Reporter: Ok, well…how does Sony feel about the delay?
Sony: We feel that the problems Nintardo are having with the la-
Reporter: No look, I’m sorry but you just said Nintardo
Sony: No I didn’t.
Reporter: You did, I heard you!
Sony: No.
Reporter: Oh for (expletive deleted)
Sony: Shigsy wear children’s shoes and likes to touch camels
Reporter: Right you (expletive deleted), I’ll have you for that
--
(sound of fighting for 2 minutes)
--
Reporter: Now, just answer the (expletive deleted) question.
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Stop it.
Sony: Hideo Kojima is the master.
Reporter: Shut up. What about GTA3? Why did you not push that as heavily as it should be?
Sony: GTA3 stupid game. Metal Gear Solid 2 smash GTA3 wiv fist
Reporter: You tool. You utter (expletive deleted)
Sony: Thank you.
Reporter: GTA3 is being hailed as a masterpiece of gaming, so why ignore it?
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2 smash all wiv stick
Reporter: Are you retarded? Why keep talking about MGS2? There are other titles now
Sony: Stupid Gaystation
Reporter: What? Why are you insulting your own company?
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Right, I’ll have you for this
--
(sounds of more fighting)
--
Reporter: If you say Metal Gear Solid 2 again, I will smash your face with this chair. Understand?
Sony: Stealth Action Genre Masterpiece.
Reporter: Why? Why are you being such a (expletive deleted)
Sony: Yes, Nintardo delay Gaycube. Metal Gear smash wiv fist. Hahahahaha
Reporter: I’m going home, this is stupid
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2.
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I have managed to obtain another leaked interview with Sony Bloke concerning the launch of Xbox and the delays of the Gamecube.
Certain words have been edited for the sake of the children:
--
Reporter: Ok, if there is a repeat of our last interview, I will set you on fire.
Sony: Ok.
Reporter: Right. So, with the delay of the Gamecube, how does this affect Sony?
Sony: Well, obviously with the delay of the Gaycube, we feel-
Reporter: What?
Sony: I’m sorry?
Reporter: You said Gaycube.
Sony: No I didn’t.
--
(lengthy pause)
--
Reporter: Ok, well…how does Sony feel about the delay?
Sony: We feel that the problems Nintardo are having with the la-
Reporter: No look, I’m sorry but you just said Nintardo
Sony: No I didn’t.
Reporter: You did, I heard you!
Sony: No.
Reporter: Oh for (expletive deleted)
Sony: Shigsy wear children’s shoes and likes to touch camels
Reporter: Right you (expletive deleted), I’ll have you for that
--
(sound of fighting for 2 minutes)
--
Reporter: Now, just answer the (expletive deleted) question.
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Stop it.
Sony: Hideo Kojima is the master.
Reporter: Shut up. What about GTA3? Why did you not push that as heavily as it should be?
Sony: GTA3 stupid game. Metal Gear Solid 2 smash GTA3 wiv fist
Reporter: You tool. You utter (expletive deleted)
Sony: Thank you.
Reporter: GTA3 is being hailed as a masterpiece of gaming, so why ignore it?
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2 smash all wiv stick
Reporter: Are you retarded? Why keep talking about MGS2? There are other titles now
Sony: Stupid Gaystation
Reporter: What? Why are you insulting your own company?
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Right, I’ll have you for this
--
(sounds of more fighting)
--
Reporter: If you say Metal Gear Solid 2 again, I will smash your face with this chair. Understand?
Sony: Stealth Action Genre Masterpiece.
Reporter: Why? Why are you being such a (expletive deleted)
Sony: Yes, Nintardo delay Gaycube. Metal Gear smash wiv fist. Hahahahaha
Reporter: I’m going home, this is stupid
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2.
Certain words have been edited for the sake of the children:
--
Reporter: Ok, if there is a repeat of our last interview, I will set you on fire.
Sony: Ok.
Reporter: Right. So, with the delay of the Gamecube, how does this affect Sony?
Sony: Well, obviously with the delay of the Gaycube, we feel-
Reporter: What?
Sony: I’m sorry?
Reporter: You said Gaycube.
Sony: No I didn’t.
--
(lengthy pause)
--
Reporter: Ok, well…how does Sony feel about the delay?
Sony: We feel that the problems Nintardo are having with the la-
Reporter: No look, I’m sorry but you just said Nintardo
Sony: No I didn’t.
Reporter: You did, I heard you!
Sony: No.
Reporter: Oh for (expletive deleted)
Sony: Shigsy wear children’s shoes and likes to touch camels
Reporter: Right you (expletive deleted), I’ll have you for that
--
(sound of fighting for 2 minutes)
--
Reporter: Now, just answer the (expletive deleted) question.
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Stop it.
Sony: Hideo Kojima is the master.
Reporter: Shut up. What about GTA3? Why did you not push that as heavily as it should be?
Sony: GTA3 stupid game. Metal Gear Solid 2 smash GTA3 wiv fist
Reporter: You tool. You utter (expletive deleted)
Sony: Thank you.
Reporter: GTA3 is being hailed as a masterpiece of gaming, so why ignore it?
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2 smash all wiv stick
Reporter: Are you retarded? Why keep talking about MGS2? There are other titles now
Sony: Stupid Gaystation
Reporter: What? Why are you insulting your own company?
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Right, I’ll have you for this
--
(sounds of more fighting)
--
Reporter: If you say Metal Gear Solid 2 again, I will smash your face with this chair. Understand?
Sony: Stealth Action Genre Masterpiece.
Reporter: Why? Why are you being such a (expletive deleted)
Sony: Yes, Nintardo delay Gaycube. Metal Gear smash wiv fist. Hahahahaha
Reporter: I’m going home, this is stupid
Sony: Metal Gear Solid 2.