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I watched some Monty Python tonight, after a reminder on Chat. So, I thought I'd randomly quote some lines at you poor folk, cos that's what I do.

'This is a deceased parrot! H'extinct!'

'Hello and welcome to.... THE MIDDLE OF THE FILM!'

'Your fazzer was a hamster and your muzzer smelt of elderberries!'

'How shall we feck off, O Lord?'

'Oi, those are my elderberries!'

'Are you a virgin?'
'What kind of question is that? Thats personal!'
'Yep, she is'

Anyone got any other gems of comedy?

Shut it Buzz, this is comedy. :-D


Go away you English pig dogs....or I blow my nose at you.

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But I don't think he'll be too happy. You see, we already got one.

You already have one?

Heh heh....i told them we already got one.

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam........
the spam song.

i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok
i sleep all night and i work all day

I watched some Monty Python tonight, after a reminder on Chat. So, I thought I'd randomly quote some lines at you poor folk, cos that's what I do.

'This is a deceased parrot! H'extinct!'

'Hello and welcome to.... THE MIDDLE OF THE FILM!'

'Your fazzer was a hamster and your muzzer smelt of elderberries!'

'How shall we feck off, O Lord?'

'Oi, those are my elderberries!'

'Are you a virgin?'
'What kind of question is that? Thats personal!'
'Yep, she is'

Anyone got any other gems of comedy?