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Isn't it a miracle that BBC2 are showing series 9? It's usually the same old repeats from series 3/4/5.
Anyways, "The two Nahasapeemapetilons" (Yes, I spelt that from memory!) is one of my favourite episodes, with Homer in the retirement home -
Homer: "Hey, whats lucky hooked up to?"
Nurse: "It's a respirator, it breathes for him."
Homer: "And here I am using my lungs like a sucker!"
Heres some more quotes:
Mr Burns : "Simpson, I need your help. I want to be loved."
Homer : "I see, we'll need some beer."
Marge : "Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again."
Homer : "Thats not the way she tells it"
More, if I have the time.......
Marge : "Homer, I don't like you driving around in a car you built yourself
Homer : "Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts!"
Homer : "Oh I hate folding sheets!"
Marge : "Thats your underwear."
Homer : "Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job."
Homer : "Or you'll do what? Release the dogs ? Release the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you ?!"
Krusty's representive : "I'm sorry I can't divulge information about that customers secret, illegal accout. Oh crap, I shouldn't of said he was a customer. Oh crap ! I shouldn't of said it was a secret. Oh crap ! I certainly shouldn't of siad it was illegal ! Ahhh it's too hot today."
Bart : "Dad, whats a muppet?"
Homer: "A muppet is neither a puppet or a mop."
Mr Burns: "Slow down there maestro...There's a New Mexico?"
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns and I believe you have a letter for me..."
Postal worker: "What's your first name?
Homer: "...I don't...know
Smithers: "Mr Burns, all your diseases are in perfect balance..."
Mr Burns: "So I'm invincable?
Smithers: "No, not at all! Even the slightest breeze could..."
Mr Burns: "In..Vin..Cab...le!"
Homer: "I hope we can be friends Ray..."
Ray: "You told people I lure children into my gingerbread house!"
Homer: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Japanese Game Show Host: He seems alright but he is being burned internally
Homer: If he's so smart how come he's dead
Moe: Homer, If you die can I have your buttocks?, they look pretty comfortable
Karl: Is Barney really that drunk, is Homer really that fat, bald and lazy?
Homer: I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jeebus
Homer: When I was younger 25 cents was a lot of money
Bart: Really?
Homer: No
Homer: "Let me get this straight, I thought the cop was a prostitute"
Moe: "Homer, I told you not to come back here until you paid your tab... or at least until you clean up that mess you made in the bathroom"
Art Dealer: "It's called Outsider Art, it could be by a mental patient, a chimpanzee or a Hillbilly"
Homer: "Really!, in high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, chimpanzee or HillBilly"
Marge: "I don't want you stalking Lenny and Karl"
Homer: "OK, I'm just going outside...to stalk...Lenny and Karl"
Bart: "Dad, do you wear boxers or briefs?"
Homer: (looks down trousers) "No."
Billy Corgan - "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer - "Homer Simpson, smiling quietly
Smithers: "Should I send for some Chinese?"
Mr Burns: "No, those people are all gristle, I want this jar open"
Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."
Burns : "We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair Union contract..."
Homer (To Brain) : Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
Burns : "...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!"
H Brain : "Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?"
Burns : "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
H Brain : "Oh my God! He is coming onto me!"
Burns : "After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows, [Friendly Laugh]
H Brain : "Arggh!"
Homer : "Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
Anyways, "The two Nahasapeemapetilons" (Yes, I spelt that from memory!) is one of my favourite episodes, with Homer in the retirement home -
Homer: "Hey, whats lucky hooked up to?"
Nurse: "It's a respirator, it breathes for him."
Homer: "And here I am using my lungs like a sucker!"
Heres some more quotes:
Mr Burns : "Simpson, I need your help. I want to be loved."
Homer : "I see, we'll need some beer."
Marge : "Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again."
Homer : "Thats not the way she tells it"
More, if I have the time.......
Marge : "Homer, I don't like you driving around in a car you built yourself
Homer : "Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts!"
Homer : "Oh I hate folding sheets!"
Marge : "Thats your underwear."
Homer : "Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job."
Homer : "Or you'll do what? Release the dogs ? Release the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you ?!"
Krusty's representive : "I'm sorry I can't divulge information about that customers secret, illegal accout. Oh crap, I shouldn't of said he was a customer. Oh crap ! I shouldn't of said it was a secret. Oh crap ! I certainly shouldn't of siad it was illegal ! Ahhh it's too hot today."
Bart : "Dad, whats a muppet?"
Homer: "A muppet is neither a puppet or a mop."
Mr Burns: "Slow down there maestro...There's a New Mexico?"
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns and I believe you have a letter for me..."
Postal worker: "What's your first name?
Homer: "...I don't...know
Smithers: "Mr Burns, all your diseases are in perfect balance..."
Mr Burns: "So I'm invincable?
Smithers: "No, not at all! Even the slightest breeze could..."
Mr Burns: "In..Vin..Cab...le!"
Homer: "I hope we can be friends Ray..."
Ray: "You told people I lure children into my gingerbread house!"
Homer: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Japanese Game Show Host: He seems alright but he is being burned internally
Homer: If he's so smart how come he's dead
Moe: Homer, If you die can I have your buttocks?, they look pretty comfortable
Karl: Is Barney really that drunk, is Homer really that fat, bald and lazy?
Homer: I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jeebus
Homer: When I was younger 25 cents was a lot of money
Bart: Really?
Homer: No
Homer: "Let me get this straight, I thought the cop was a prostitute"
Moe: "Homer, I told you not to come back here until you paid your tab... or at least until you clean up that mess you made in the bathroom"
Art Dealer: "It's called Outsider Art, it could be by a mental patient, a chimpanzee or a Hillbilly"
Homer: "Really!, in high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, chimpanzee or HillBilly"
Marge: "I don't want you stalking Lenny and Karl"
Homer: "OK, I'm just going outside...to stalk...Lenny and Karl"
Bart: "Dad, do you wear boxers or briefs?"
Homer: (looks down trousers) "No."
Billy Corgan - "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer - "Homer Simpson, smiling quietly
Smithers: "Should I send for some Chinese?"
Mr Burns: "No, those people are all gristle, I want this jar open"
Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."
Burns : "We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair Union contract..."
Homer (To Brain) : Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
Burns : "...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!"
H Brain : "Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?"
Burns : "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
H Brain : "Oh my God! He is coming onto me!"
Burns : "After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows, [Friendly Laugh]
H Brain : "Arggh!"
Homer : "Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
Isn't it a miracle that BBC2 are showing series 9? It's usually the same old repeats from series 3/4/5.
Anyways, "The two Nahasapeemapetilons" (Yes, I spelt that from memory!) is one of my favourite episodes, with Homer in the retirement home -
Homer: "Hey, whats lucky hooked up to?"
Nurse: "It's a respirator, it breathes for him."
Homer: "And here I am using my lungs like a sucker!"
Heres some more quotes:
Mr Burns : "Simpson, I need your help. I want to be loved."
Homer : "I see, we'll need some beer."
Marge : "Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again."
Homer : "Thats not the way she tells it"
More, if I have the time.......
Marge : "Homer, I don't like you driving around in a car you built yourself
Homer : "Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts!"
Homer : "Oh I hate folding sheets!"
Marge : "Thats your underwear."
Homer : "Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job."
Homer : "Or you'll do what? Release the dogs ? Release the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you ?!"
Krusty's representive : "I'm sorry I can't divulge information about that customers secret, illegal accout. Oh crap, I shouldn't of said he was a customer. Oh crap ! I shouldn't of said it was a secret. Oh crap ! I certainly shouldn't of siad it was illegal ! Ahhh it's too hot today."
Bart : "Dad, whats a muppet?"
Homer: "A muppet is neither a puppet or a mop."
Mr Burns: "Slow down there maestro...There's a New Mexico?"
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns and I believe you have a letter for me..."
Postal worker: "What's your first name?
Homer: "...I don't...know
Smithers: "Mr Burns, all your diseases are in perfect balance..."
Mr Burns: "So I'm invincable?
Smithers: "No, not at all! Even the slightest breeze could..."
Mr Burns: "In..Vin..Cab...le!"
Homer: "I hope we can be friends Ray..."
Ray: "You told people I lure children into my gingerbread house!"
Homer: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Japanese Game Show Host: He seems alright but he is being burned internally
Homer: If he's so smart how come he's dead
Moe: Homer, If you die can I have your buttocks?, they look pretty comfortable
Karl: Is Barney really that drunk, is Homer really that fat, bald and lazy?
Homer: I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jeebus
Homer: When I was younger 25 cents was a lot of money
Bart: Really?
Homer: No
Homer: "Let me get this straight, I thought the cop was a prostitute"
Moe: "Homer, I told you not to come back here until you paid your tab... or at least until you clean up that mess you made in the bathroom"
Art Dealer: "It's called Outsider Art, it could be by a mental patient, a chimpanzee or a Hillbilly"
Homer: "Really!, in high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, chimpanzee or HillBilly"
Marge: "I don't want you stalking Lenny and Karl"
Homer: "OK, I'm just going outside...to stalk...Lenny and Karl"
Bart: "Dad, do you wear boxers or briefs?"
Homer: (looks down trousers) "No."
Billy Corgan - "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer - "Homer Simpson, smiling quietly
Smithers: "Should I send for some Chinese?"
Mr Burns: "No, those people are all gristle, I want this jar open"
Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."
Burns : "We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair Union contract..."
Homer (To Brain) : Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
Burns : "...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!"
H Brain : "Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?"
Burns : "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
H Brain : "Oh my God! He is coming onto me!"
Burns : "After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows, [Friendly Laugh]
H Brain : "Arggh!"
Homer : "Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
Anyways, "The two Nahasapeemapetilons" (Yes, I spelt that from memory!) is one of my favourite episodes, with Homer in the retirement home -
Homer: "Hey, whats lucky hooked up to?"
Nurse: "It's a respirator, it breathes for him."
Homer: "And here I am using my lungs like a sucker!"
Heres some more quotes:
Mr Burns : "Simpson, I need your help. I want to be loved."
Homer : "I see, we'll need some beer."
Marge : "Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again."
Homer : "Thats not the way she tells it"
More, if I have the time.......
Marge : "Homer, I don't like you driving around in a car you built yourself
Homer : "Marge, you can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts!"
Homer : "Oh I hate folding sheets!"
Marge : "Thats your underwear."
Homer : "Well, whatever it is, it's a two man job."
Homer : "Or you'll do what? Release the dogs ? Release the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you ?!"
Krusty's representive : "I'm sorry I can't divulge information about that customers secret, illegal accout. Oh crap, I shouldn't of said he was a customer. Oh crap ! I shouldn't of said it was a secret. Oh crap ! I certainly shouldn't of siad it was illegal ! Ahhh it's too hot today."
Bart : "Dad, whats a muppet?"
Homer: "A muppet is neither a puppet or a mop."
Mr Burns: "Slow down there maestro...There's a New Mexico?"
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr Burns and I believe you have a letter for me..."
Postal worker: "What's your first name?
Homer: "...I don't...know
Smithers: "Mr Burns, all your diseases are in perfect balance..."
Mr Burns: "So I'm invincable?
Smithers: "No, not at all! Even the slightest breeze could..."
Mr Burns: "In..Vin..Cab...le!"
Homer: "I hope we can be friends Ray..."
Ray: "You told people I lure children into my gingerbread house!"
Homer: "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Japanese Game Show Host: He seems alright but he is being burned internally
Homer: If he's so smart how come he's dead
Moe: Homer, If you die can I have your buttocks?, they look pretty comfortable
Karl: Is Barney really that drunk, is Homer really that fat, bald and lazy?
Homer: I can't be a missionary, I don't even believe in Jeebus
Homer: When I was younger 25 cents was a lot of money
Bart: Really?
Homer: No
Homer: "Let me get this straight, I thought the cop was a prostitute"
Moe: "Homer, I told you not to come back here until you paid your tab... or at least until you clean up that mess you made in the bathroom"
Art Dealer: "It's called Outsider Art, it could be by a mental patient, a chimpanzee or a Hillbilly"
Homer: "Really!, in high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, chimpanzee or HillBilly"
Marge: "I don't want you stalking Lenny and Karl"
Homer: "OK, I'm just going outside...to stalk...Lenny and Karl"
Bart: "Dad, do you wear boxers or briefs?"
Homer: (looks down trousers) "No."
Billy Corgan - "Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
Homer - "Homer Simpson, smiling quietly
Smithers: "Should I send for some Chinese?"
Mr Burns: "No, those people are all gristle, I want this jar open"
Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."
Burns : "We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair Union contract..."
Homer (To Brain) : Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?"
Burns : "...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!"
H Brain : "Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?"
Burns : "I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?"
H Brain : "Oh my God! He is coming onto me!"
Burns : "After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows, [Friendly Laugh]
H Brain : "Arggh!"
Homer : "Sorry Mr Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
Homer: "Marge, a gun isn't a weapon, it's a tool! Like a power drill or an... alligator! You just need a little more education on the subjuct. Lets go to an NRA meeting, and if that doesn't convince you, we'll argue some more..."
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Shop Owner: "... You once beat up president Bush!
Homer: "FORMER President Bush! Anyway just gimme my gun!" ... "POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS?!?"
Shop Owner: "Don't worry, that just limits you to two hand guns or less..."
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Ah, America!
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Shop Owner: "... You once beat up president Bush!
Homer: "FORMER President Bush! Anyway just gimme my gun!" ... "POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS?!?"
Shop Owner: "Don't worry, that just limits you to two hand guns or less..."
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Ah, America!
homer: that bird is killing stampy (bart's elephant)
lisa: no dad, its grooming him
homer: grooming, eh?
next scene,in living room
marge: agh, homer theres a bird on your head
homer: i know, hes groomimng me (little bird playing with homers hair)
lisa: no dad, its grooming him
homer: grooming, eh?
next scene,in living room
marge: agh, homer theres a bird on your head
homer: i know, hes groomimng me (little bird playing with homers hair)
from the same episode
mr burns is sat on the elephant
mr burns: smithers, this reminds me of that fat guy i used to ride to work
mr burns is sat on the elephant
mr burns: smithers, this reminds me of that fat guy i used to ride to work
Wiggum: Excuse me sir, er, could we see your leg?
Old Man: Sure. She's a beauty ain't she?
Smithers: Phew. Sir, well, i'm sorry I shot your leg.
Old Man: You shot who in the whatnow?
Wiggum: Ok, never mind let's go. But just one question for you! Do you know who shot Mr. Burns cause we are really running out of ideas.
Dr. Nick: Hi Everybody!
Mr Burns: Ho! mer simpson.
Dr. Nick: Ok, that was a little strange. So! How are you feeling?
Mr Burns: Homer simpson. Simpson homer. Dooh!
Old Man: Sure. She's a beauty ain't she?
Smithers: Phew. Sir, well, i'm sorry I shot your leg.
Old Man: You shot who in the whatnow?
Wiggum: Ok, never mind let's go. But just one question for you! Do you know who shot Mr. Burns cause we are really running out of ideas.
Dr. Nick: Hi Everybody!
Mr Burns: Ho! mer simpson.
Dr. Nick: Ok, that was a little strange. So! How are you feeling?
Mr Burns: Homer simpson. Simpson homer. Dooh!
Homer: Jeeben, help me!!!
Homer: Those dolphins can't defeat us. We created the waffle iron, the newpaper and the pudding cup.
Marge: What did you do?
Jack: I shot a guy called Apu.
Marge: Well, a lot of people shoot Apu. Nowadays its only a $20 fine.
Judege: You are...
Marge: I'm not insane
Judge: You didn't let me finish. Insane.
Homer: Chop, chop. Dig,dig. Chop,chop. Dig,dig.
Marge: You know Homey, there's a lot more two wives can do for you
Homer: I hear choping but I don't hear digging. Chop, chop. Dig, dig.
Advertisement: Try your luck on the Super Lucky Happy Family Wish Show.
Marge: Family wish show eh? That gives me an idea.
Lisa: Mom, I think we all had that idea.
Homer: I didn't. What is it? Lunch?
Homer: Those dolphins can't defeat us. We created the waffle iron, the newpaper and the pudding cup.
Marge: What did you do?
Jack: I shot a guy called Apu.
Marge: Well, a lot of people shoot Apu. Nowadays its only a $20 fine.
Judege: You are...
Marge: I'm not insane
Judge: You didn't let me finish. Insane.
Homer: Chop, chop. Dig,dig. Chop,chop. Dig,dig.
Marge: You know Homey, there's a lot more two wives can do for you
Homer: I hear choping but I don't hear digging. Chop, chop. Dig, dig.
Advertisement: Try your luck on the Super Lucky Happy Family Wish Show.
Marge: Family wish show eh? That gives me an idea.
Lisa: Mom, I think we all had that idea.
Homer: I didn't. What is it? Lunch?
Homer: I am as dirty a French man
Homer: Marge, i won't tell anyone about our private life.
Ned: Hoodily doodily neighbourino. Whats happening over there?
Homer: Me and Marge are just having a little fight.
Marge slams the door shut.
Homer: Marge, i think a gust of wind blew the door shut. Marge. Marge.
Homer: Bart with $10,000 dollars we would be millionaires.
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman
Homer: D,oh!!!
Homer: Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
Homer: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer: I'm in a place where I don't know where I am
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy
Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
Homer: I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off
Homer: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked
Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer: What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our
kid is nuts.
Homer: Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....D'oh!" (sung to the air of Flintstones theme song)
Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure
Homer: America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay
Homer: What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?
Homer: Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
Homer: Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
Homer: Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler
Homer: Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button
Homer: If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing
Homer: Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You
Homer: All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911
Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here
Homer: Marge, i won't tell anyone about our private life.
Ned: Hoodily doodily neighbourino. Whats happening over there?
Homer: Me and Marge are just having a little fight.
Marge slams the door shut.
Homer: Marge, i think a gust of wind blew the door shut. Marge. Marge.
Homer: Bart with $10,000 dollars we would be millionaires.
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman
Homer: D,oh!!!
Homer: Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family.
Homer: You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Homer: I'm in a place where I don't know where I am
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy
Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
Homer: I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off
Homer: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked
Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Homer: What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our
kid is nuts.
Homer: Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....D'oh!" (sung to the air of Flintstones theme song)
Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure
Homer: America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay
Homer: What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?
Homer: Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
Homer: Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle
Homer: Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?
Homer: Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler
Homer: Well you know boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like women. You just have to read the manual and press the right button
Homer: If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing
Homer: Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You
Homer: All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911
Homer: I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here
Homer: Knife goes in, guts come out, knife goes in, guts come out
Homer: To Start Press Any Key''. Where's the ANY key
Bart: Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub
Bart: What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart: There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson
Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it
Bart: Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub
Bart: What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Bart: There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson
Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it