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"The Anti-Christ"

I opened the fridge door and looked around, I have finished all the Dr. Pepper; I went upstairs and hunted for my wallet pulling £1 out and put on my coat. I was oddly happy my mood swings have been very odd as of late and I soon made my way down the stairs and out of the door to purchase my Dr. Pepper. And that's when it happened I could not comprehend what was about to happen, my Mother, Father and 2 Brothers (one 6 and one 13) pulled up. I smiled nice to see them back or so I thought. Out of the car emerged my 13-year-old Brother and he was wielding a blue box with the words PlayStation 2 on the box, I dropped my pound I did not care and I disappeared into the house.

I knew this was going to happen I had been preparing it for months but this was too soon, I wasn't ready. I ran upstairs and slammed the door and I relaxed. Pikachu and Luigi posters on the wall, 39 N64 games stacked up, the N64 and SNES by my TV and my Gameboy Advanced on my shelf. Don't worry I told myself, I’ll be safe here, Nintendo will protect me. Time ticked by 3 hours in fact when I heard my Brothers bedroom door open and he went down the stairs. I swallowed hard he left it alone. I stepped onto the landing; silence and I crept towards my Brother's bedroom.

What was this I see settled on the floor, a big black box with what seemed the letters PS and the number 2. Did my Brother put that on the floor or did it get down itself is it after me??? I cautiously edged my way into the room and what was this I see on the bed? Is this a controller? And what is this on the PS2 a switch. I turned the TV on and switched the switch, the words SONY appeared on the screen I shook my head and threw the controller on the floor. It tricked me. I let out a scream and bolted down the stairs. But I couldn’t leave my N64 and stuff upstairs no the anti-Christ is up there.

I slowly moved up the stairs and made a beeline into my room. It was coming to get me I knew it but my faith was strong my soul belongs to the holy Nintendo not the evil Playstation. I needed protection, my SNES and N64 was already out and pulled out my NES and plugged that in. I threw all 39 N64, 20 gameboy, 8 NES and 15 SNES games onto my bed, I placed my GBA, GBC and GB next to my other 3 consoles. I routed around for my last remaining Pokemon cards and found a Pikachu Teddy to boot. I was ready a PS2 and FIFA 2002 could not stand up to this.

Then Mario jumped beside me:

"But a Dringo this is a next gen system it has amazing power!"

Mario was right the only thing we have to a next gen console is the GBA.

"We must stand firm" I reassured Mario.

"Dringo we will be fine we must last until the mini weapon Pokemon Mini is realised and then until the mighty power that is the Gamecube we will triumph but we must stand fast it shall not past!" Mario said in a patriotic tone.

Pikachu leaped beside me as I placed a Pokemon is for life not just for Christmas sticker in the door window that should warn it off, shouldn't it?

Brothers of destruction.

Soon I'll be able to give my ownfair review of the PS2.

Even though I'm dreading it, my brother is getting a PS2.

This post was easy to write the bit up to me dropping my money was completley true but here aer some bits that didnt go into the post and reasons why the outakes as you will.

1: The scene where i run downstairs was going to have a friend knock on the door and i jump, it is to show how tense i was but he wanted to play on the ps2 i was going to call him evil and kick him out i wasnt sure if it would work so it never went in.

2: Mario and Pikachu appear but so was Shadowman as i do intend to get 1 PS2 game (Smackdown 3 is for my brother on the condition he gives me all rights the the N64) Shadowman 2econd coming so Shadowman says but Dringo are you not getting Shadowman 2 on the PS2 as without it you'll never play as me again, remmember the fun you had etc... this got cut out for two reasons one it was trying to be as anti ps2 as possible and secondly it could seem long winded.

You chuckled well that is something.

Lol @ Dringo's GAD winner :D

I've only just read it, and you know, I actually chuckled - yes, I chuckled.

Good one, Drinog, me lad. Just give me an idea, if you will ;o)

SHOCKY

PS2 game????? Now theres an idea. Erm a bit shocked about this really i forgot all about it!

Wouldn't it be funny if Dringo went and claimed a PS2 game...

:-D

i think there are 2 things to say hear.
1. nice post and you deseved your game
2. i am a "ninty" but i still wouldnt mind a ps2. i would just rather have a gamecube.

Obviously your brother has some sense, unlike yourself it seems. ;D
Nah, nice topic Dringo, well done on the win.

Obviously your brother has some sense, unlike yourself it seems. ;D

Nice topic though, well done Dringo.