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After going through every single fatality in Mortal Kombat:DA I felt hugely disappointed at how poor the new fatalities are...
*blah blah blah, has a moan*
...and so therefore, I have a question for you:
"What is the most original/painful/hilarious fatality you can possibly think of? Removal of any part of the human body is more than welcome"
A quick one from me is performed by Scorpion:
Scorpion first of all plunges his spear into the unlucky opponent before cramming his arm down the poor bloke's throat, grabbing the end of the spear and ripping it up through the mouth and out of the body, bringing the stomach with it. Scorpion then removes his mask, sets fire to the stomach and crams it back down the opponent's throat before jumping for cover as the poor sod bursts into flames and explodes. Nice.
*blah blah blah, has a moan*
...and so therefore, I have a question for you:
"What is the most original/painful/hilarious fatality you can possibly think of? Removal of any part of the human body is more than welcome"
A quick one from me is performed by Scorpion:
Scorpion first of all plunges his spear into the unlucky opponent before cramming his arm down the poor bloke's throat, grabbing the end of the spear and ripping it up through the mouth and out of the body, bringing the stomach with it. Scorpion then removes his mask, sets fire to the stomach and crams it back down the opponent's throat before jumping for cover as the poor sod bursts into flames and explodes. Nice.
What the hell are you talking about?
Nebuchan, Nebuchan, Nebuchan.
Well for all of you who don't know anything about this individual, I'll tell you a bit more about him. This is Christopher Rogers, likes to think he's funny, has no sense of humour and blows all his money on second-hand games to make cheap money to buy yet more games. This is a severely interesting individual and I'll tell you why. He's Nebuchan for a reason, albeit an invalid one. Nebuchan comes from a music track initially titled Frank T.R.A.X. - Nebuchezzar. I like Dance music so he followed suit buying very similar music to myself though has recently stopped to to his returning love of computer games. He follows crazes being someone who does not like football, he goes to football games, you get my drift. Hes your traditional gamer, fat, retarded, greasy, long hair etc and likes to thik hes cleverer than everybody else and regard the funny people as not being humourous. A cocky person, I'm sure you'll agree. Spending probably in the region of £1000 on computer simulation items in his lifestyle sums him up as the traditional gamer.
Now insert a list of computer gaming insults.
Dale says goodbye.
Well for all of you who don't know anything about this individual, I'll tell you a bit more about him. This is Christopher Rogers, likes to think he's funny, has no sense of humour and blows all his money on second-hand games to make cheap money to buy yet more games. This is a severely interesting individual and I'll tell you why. He's Nebuchan for a reason, albeit an invalid one. Nebuchan comes from a music track initially titled Frank T.R.A.X. - Nebuchezzar. I like Dance music so he followed suit buying very similar music to myself though has recently stopped to to his returning love of computer games. He follows crazes being someone who does not like football, he goes to football games, you get my drift. Hes your traditional gamer, fat, retarded, greasy, long hair etc and likes to thik hes cleverer than everybody else and regard the funny people as not being humourous. A cocky person, I'm sure you'll agree. Spending probably in the region of £1000 on computer simulation items in his lifestyle sums him up as the traditional gamer.
Now insert a list of computer gaming insults.
Dale says goodbye.
After going through every single fatality in Mortal Kombat:DA I felt hugely disappointed at how poor the new fatalities are...
*blah blah blah, has a moan*
...and so therefore, I have a question for you:
"What is the most original/painful/hilarious fatality you can possibly think of? Removal of any part of the human body is more than welcome"
A quick one from me is performed by Scorpion:
Scorpion first of all plunges his spear into the unlucky opponent before cramming his arm down the poor bloke's throat, grabbing the end of the spear and ripping it up through the mouth and out of the body, bringing the stomach with it. Scorpion then removes his mask, sets fire to the stomach and crams it back down the opponent's throat before jumping for cover as the poor sod bursts into flames and explodes. Nice.
*blah blah blah, has a moan*
...and so therefore, I have a question for you:
"What is the most original/painful/hilarious fatality you can possibly think of? Removal of any part of the human body is more than welcome"
A quick one from me is performed by Scorpion:
Scorpion first of all plunges his spear into the unlucky opponent before cramming his arm down the poor bloke's throat, grabbing the end of the spear and ripping it up through the mouth and out of the body, bringing the stomach with it. Scorpion then removes his mask, sets fire to the stomach and crams it back down the opponent's throat before jumping for cover as the poor sod bursts into flames and explodes. Nice.