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The following is finishing moves for game characters if they were in Wrestling. This is in dedication to Smackdown 4 because I think it rocks and please don't reply to this saying, it should of been posted in a different forum I put it in this forum because I wanted to.
Cif
Mario: Once weakened his opponent he reveals 2 taps and continues to stick them to his opponents nipples. He turns the taps on and out gushing comes blood, once the opponent is drained of all blood he pulls out a pludger sticks it up their waste departing bay and rips out their anus.
The Granny Smith
Yoshi: Mario accompanies Yoshi to the ring to help him out in his finishing move, when Yoshi's opponent is lying in practical coma on the mat Yoshi begins to set up for his finisher. Mario enters the ring and puts an apple down Yoshi's opponents pants and as we should know Yoshi's has an appetite for apples. Yoshi climbs the turnbuckle and sniffs for a scent of apple and he locks-on the target it is the opponents (c)0(c)k
and it a fit of hunger he launchs himself from the turnbuckle ripping his opponent to pieces and finish off the apple. Mmmm delicious.
A sensitive photo
Solid Snake: He beats up his opponent with his combo of kung fu kicks and punches, and then ties his Rambo like headband around the opponents eyes blocking out their sense of vision. He then proceeds to put his nifty cigarette buds in his opponents ears halting his sense of hearing. Then he slices off their skin with his Samurai sword stopping taste and equips his knife to cut out their tongue, bye bye taste. On his travels in their mouth he searchs for their voicebox and finds it, savagely rips it out and stop them screaming and to top it off takes a picture of the carnage to show Raiden at which point the opponent collapses.
Pearl Drops
Max Payne: He slows down to bullet time, runs round the ring, does forward flip 250 degrees sideways, jumps off the turnbuckle, while in mid air puts that idiotic expression on his face he always does but in a sudden change of heart,....... smiles at them reflecting light from everywhere onto his dazzling white teeth and putting it on his opponent, eventually burning his opponent to a crisp.
Yawn
The Sims:This is any Sims character: He/She/It begins to beat their opponent to a pulp then exits the ring and picks up a chair and sets it in the middle of the squared circle. He/She/It then continues to set up a PS2 with the game The Sims inserted. He/She/It makes their opponent play it for 2 hours and their opponent thinks its great and they open their to it but once it hits +2 hours it starts to get less and less exciting and eventually they start to rot and their eyes fall out and arms fall off because of the amount of boredom.
The Pavement
Tony Hawk: Once the opponent is knocked out he starts to do ollies on top of them and grinds across their teeth. But when he doesn't pull off a trick in a fit of rage he starts to beat them over the head with his skateboard and starts to mush his genitiles and ram it up his rectumal column.
The Lost Narf
Indiana Jones: Once his opponent is dazed he begins to beat them around the ring with his whip. When they beg for mercy he pins them down and starts to rub the whip furiously causing big red burns on his back and face, *damn friction*. Feeling like crap his opponent tries to escape the ring but he pulls him over beside like a sheep and begins to strangle him to death revealing his opponents tongue and written on his tongue is Harrison Ford's real age (97).
Thanks for reading
Feel free to post opinions
Cif
Mario: Once weakened his opponent he reveals 2 taps and continues to stick them to his opponents nipples. He turns the taps on and out gushing comes blood, once the opponent is drained of all blood he pulls out a pludger sticks it up their waste departing bay and rips out their anus.
The Granny Smith
Yoshi: Mario accompanies Yoshi to the ring to help him out in his finishing move, when Yoshi's opponent is lying in practical coma on the mat Yoshi begins to set up for his finisher. Mario enters the ring and puts an apple down Yoshi's opponents pants and as we should know Yoshi's has an appetite for apples. Yoshi climbs the turnbuckle and sniffs for a scent of apple and he locks-on the target it is the opponents (c)0(c)k
and it a fit of hunger he launchs himself from the turnbuckle ripping his opponent to pieces and finish off the apple. Mmmm delicious.
A sensitive photo
Solid Snake: He beats up his opponent with his combo of kung fu kicks and punches, and then ties his Rambo like headband around the opponents eyes blocking out their sense of vision. He then proceeds to put his nifty cigarette buds in his opponents ears halting his sense of hearing. Then he slices off their skin with his Samurai sword stopping taste and equips his knife to cut out their tongue, bye bye taste. On his travels in their mouth he searchs for their voicebox and finds it, savagely rips it out and stop them screaming and to top it off takes a picture of the carnage to show Raiden at which point the opponent collapses.
Pearl Drops
Max Payne: He slows down to bullet time, runs round the ring, does forward flip 250 degrees sideways, jumps off the turnbuckle, while in mid air puts that idiotic expression on his face he always does but in a sudden change of heart,....... smiles at them reflecting light from everywhere onto his dazzling white teeth and putting it on his opponent, eventually burning his opponent to a crisp.
Yawn
The Sims:This is any Sims character: He/She/It begins to beat their opponent to a pulp then exits the ring and picks up a chair and sets it in the middle of the squared circle. He/She/It then continues to set up a PS2 with the game The Sims inserted. He/She/It makes their opponent play it for 2 hours and their opponent thinks its great and they open their to it but once it hits +2 hours it starts to get less and less exciting and eventually they start to rot and their eyes fall out and arms fall off because of the amount of boredom.
The Pavement
Tony Hawk: Once the opponent is knocked out he starts to do ollies on top of them and grinds across their teeth. But when he doesn't pull off a trick in a fit of rage he starts to beat them over the head with his skateboard and starts to mush his genitiles and ram it up his rectumal column.
The Lost Narf
Indiana Jones: Once his opponent is dazed he begins to beat them around the ring with his whip. When they beg for mercy he pins them down and starts to rub the whip furiously causing big red burns on his back and face, *damn friction*. Feeling like crap his opponent tries to escape the ring but he pulls him over beside like a sheep and begins to strangle him to death revealing his opponents tongue and written on his tongue is Harrison Ford's real age (97).
Thanks for reading
Feel free to post opinions
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The following is finishing moves for game characters if they were in Wrestling. This is in dedication to Smackdown 4 because I think it rocks and please don't reply to this saying, it should of been posted in a different forum I put it in this forum because I wanted to.
Cif
Mario: Once weakened his opponent he reveals 2 taps and continues to stick them to his opponents nipples. He turns the taps on and out gushing comes blood, once the opponent is drained of all blood he pulls out a pludger sticks it up their waste departing bay and rips out their anus.
The Granny Smith
Yoshi: Mario accompanies Yoshi to the ring to help him out in his finishing move, when Yoshi's opponent is lying in practical coma on the mat Yoshi begins to set up for his finisher. Mario enters the ring and puts an apple down Yoshi's opponents pants and as we should know Yoshi's has an appetite for apples. Yoshi climbs the turnbuckle and sniffs for a scent of apple and he locks-on the target it is the opponents (c)0(c)k
and it a fit of hunger he launchs himself from the turnbuckle ripping his opponent to pieces and finish off the apple. Mmmm delicious.
A sensitive photo
Solid Snake: He beats up his opponent with his combo of kung fu kicks and punches, and then ties his Rambo like headband around the opponents eyes blocking out their sense of vision. He then proceeds to put his nifty cigarette buds in his opponents ears halting his sense of hearing. Then he slices off their skin with his Samurai sword stopping taste and equips his knife to cut out their tongue, bye bye taste. On his travels in their mouth he searchs for their voicebox and finds it, savagely rips it out and stop them screaming and to top it off takes a picture of the carnage to show Raiden at which point the opponent collapses.
Pearl Drops
Max Payne: He slows down to bullet time, runs round the ring, does forward flip 250 degrees sideways, jumps off the turnbuckle, while in mid air puts that idiotic expression on his face he always does but in a sudden change of heart,....... smiles at them reflecting light from everywhere onto his dazzling white teeth and putting it on his opponent, eventually burning his opponent to a crisp.
Yawn
The Sims:This is any Sims character: He/She/It begins to beat their opponent to a pulp then exits the ring and picks up a chair and sets it in the middle of the squared circle. He/She/It then continues to set up a PS2 with the game The Sims inserted. He/She/It makes their opponent play it for 2 hours and their opponent thinks its great and they open their to it but once it hits +2 hours it starts to get less and less exciting and eventually they start to rot and their eyes fall out and arms fall off because of the amount of boredom.
The Pavement
Tony Hawk: Once the opponent is knocked out he starts to do ollies on top of them and grinds across their teeth. But when he doesn't pull off a trick in a fit of rage he starts to beat them over the head with his skateboard and starts to mush his genitiles and ram it up his rectumal column.
The Lost Narf
Indiana Jones: Once his opponent is dazed he begins to beat them around the ring with his whip. When they beg for mercy he pins them down and starts to rub the whip furiously causing big red burns on his back and face, *damn friction*. Feeling like crap his opponent tries to escape the ring but he pulls him over beside like a sheep and begins to strangle him to death revealing his opponents tongue and written on his tongue is Harrison Ford's real age (97).
Thanks for reading
Feel free to post opinions
Cif
Mario: Once weakened his opponent he reveals 2 taps and continues to stick them to his opponents nipples. He turns the taps on and out gushing comes blood, once the opponent is drained of all blood he pulls out a pludger sticks it up their waste departing bay and rips out their anus.
The Granny Smith
Yoshi: Mario accompanies Yoshi to the ring to help him out in his finishing move, when Yoshi's opponent is lying in practical coma on the mat Yoshi begins to set up for his finisher. Mario enters the ring and puts an apple down Yoshi's opponents pants and as we should know Yoshi's has an appetite for apples. Yoshi climbs the turnbuckle and sniffs for a scent of apple and he locks-on the target it is the opponents (c)0(c)k
and it a fit of hunger he launchs himself from the turnbuckle ripping his opponent to pieces and finish off the apple. Mmmm delicious.
A sensitive photo
Solid Snake: He beats up his opponent with his combo of kung fu kicks and punches, and then ties his Rambo like headband around the opponents eyes blocking out their sense of vision. He then proceeds to put his nifty cigarette buds in his opponents ears halting his sense of hearing. Then he slices off their skin with his Samurai sword stopping taste and equips his knife to cut out their tongue, bye bye taste. On his travels in their mouth he searchs for their voicebox and finds it, savagely rips it out and stop them screaming and to top it off takes a picture of the carnage to show Raiden at which point the opponent collapses.
Pearl Drops
Max Payne: He slows down to bullet time, runs round the ring, does forward flip 250 degrees sideways, jumps off the turnbuckle, while in mid air puts that idiotic expression on his face he always does but in a sudden change of heart,....... smiles at them reflecting light from everywhere onto his dazzling white teeth and putting it on his opponent, eventually burning his opponent to a crisp.
Yawn
The Sims:This is any Sims character: He/She/It begins to beat their opponent to a pulp then exits the ring and picks up a chair and sets it in the middle of the squared circle. He/She/It then continues to set up a PS2 with the game The Sims inserted. He/She/It makes their opponent play it for 2 hours and their opponent thinks its great and they open their to it but once it hits +2 hours it starts to get less and less exciting and eventually they start to rot and their eyes fall out and arms fall off because of the amount of boredom.
The Pavement
Tony Hawk: Once the opponent is knocked out he starts to do ollies on top of them and grinds across their teeth. But when he doesn't pull off a trick in a fit of rage he starts to beat them over the head with his skateboard and starts to mush his genitiles and ram it up his rectumal column.
The Lost Narf
Indiana Jones: Once his opponent is dazed he begins to beat them around the ring with his whip. When they beg for mercy he pins them down and starts to rub the whip furiously causing big red burns on his back and face, *damn friction*. Feeling like crap his opponent tries to escape the ring but he pulls him over beside like a sheep and begins to strangle him to death revealing his opponents tongue and written on his tongue is Harrison Ford's real age (97).
Thanks for reading
Feel free to post opinions