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Good band.
Here are the lyrics to "Big Fat Pig"
Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring
Inside they're not answering
Peering through the window, to his suprise
The door flies open
"Come Inside! I am Jason The Freemason
What you're selling I do not need
Mr Patrick, Orthodox Catholic is more likely in your league"
At that very moment Mr Softee rings his bells
Ding-a-ling Ding-a-ling!
Quickly thereafter choco-taco delight
Reclining on his brand-new mountain bike
Now watch you most closely for here the plot does twist
Enter Simon, the Super-Scientologist
"I'm opining, sailing Simon
Is you stupid or is you just high?
Mother Hubbard got me covered like Sarah Lee
On her cherry pie"
Norman says to Simon
"Hey if there are really aliens
I would think that L Ron Hubbard would have to do one of them"
Oh my lord
The pie-man dances by
On his way to the fair
And he says
"Reason, won't you put your blue-dress on?"
"Reason, won't you put your blue jeans on?"
At that very moment Mr Softee rings his bells
Just before Simon can bring his crushing blow
Norman raises his hands
"Oh no, oh no!"
Simon says, "Hey we aint even finished this!"
Norman says "Yes we have, here comes them Witnesses"
Here are the lyrics to "Big Fat Pig"
Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring
Inside they're not answering
Peering through the window, to his suprise
The door flies open
"Come Inside! I am Jason The Freemason
What you're selling I do not need
Mr Patrick, Orthodox Catholic is more likely in your league"
At that very moment Mr Softee rings his bells
Ding-a-ling Ding-a-ling!
Quickly thereafter choco-taco delight
Reclining on his brand-new mountain bike
Now watch you most closely for here the plot does twist
Enter Simon, the Super-Scientologist
"I'm opining, sailing Simon
Is you stupid or is you just high?
Mother Hubbard got me covered like Sarah Lee
On her cherry pie"
Norman says to Simon
"Hey if there are really aliens
I would think that L Ron Hubbard would have to do one of them"
Oh my lord
The pie-man dances by
On his way to the fair
And he says
"Reason, won't you put your blue-dress on?"
"Reason, won't you put your blue jeans on?"
At that very moment Mr Softee rings his bells
Just before Simon can bring his crushing blow
Norman raises his hands
"Oh no, oh no!"
Simon says, "Hey we aint even finished this!"
Norman says "Yes we have, here comes them Witnesses"
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Good band.
Here are the lyrics to "Big Fat Pig"
Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring
Inside they're not answering
Peering through the window, to his suprise
The door flies open
"Come Inside! I am Jason The Freemason
What you're selling I do not need
Mr Patrick, Orthodox Catholic is more likely in your league"
At that very moment Mr Softee rings his bells
Ding-a-ling Ding-a-ling!
Quickly thereafter choco-taco delight
Reclining on his brand-new mountain bike
Now watch you most closely for here the plot does twist
Enter Simon, the Super-Scientologist
"I'm opining, sailing Simon
Is you stupid or is you just high?
Mother Hubbard got me covered like Sarah Lee
On her cherry pie"
Norman says to Simon
"Hey if there are really aliens
I would think that L Ron Hubbard would have to do one of them"
Oh my lord
The pie-man dances by
On his way to the fair
And he says
"Reason, won't you put your blue-dress on?"
"Reason, won't you put your blue jeans on?"
At that very moment Mr Softee rings his bells
Just before Simon can bring his crushing blow
Norman raises his hands
"Oh no, oh no!"
Simon says, "Hey we aint even finished this!"
Norman says "Yes we have, here comes them Witnesses"
Here are the lyrics to "Big Fat Pig"
Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring
Inside they're not answering
Peering through the window, to his suprise
The door flies open
"Come Inside! I am Jason The Freemason
What you're selling I do not need
Mr Patrick, Orthodox Catholic is more likely in your league"
At that very moment Mr Softee rings his bells
Ding-a-ling Ding-a-ling!
Quickly thereafter choco-taco delight
Reclining on his brand-new mountain bike
Now watch you most closely for here the plot does twist
Enter Simon, the Super-Scientologist
"I'm opining, sailing Simon
Is you stupid or is you just high?
Mother Hubbard got me covered like Sarah Lee
On her cherry pie"
Norman says to Simon
"Hey if there are really aliens
I would think that L Ron Hubbard would have to do one of them"
Oh my lord
The pie-man dances by
On his way to the fair
And he says
"Reason, won't you put your blue-dress on?"
"Reason, won't you put your blue jeans on?"
At that very moment Mr Softee rings his bells
Just before Simon can bring his crushing blow
Norman raises his hands
"Oh no, oh no!"
Simon says, "Hey we aint even finished this!"
Norman says "Yes we have, here comes them Witnesses"