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The year is 2017, and still gamers are conceived as the nerds of the human species. For way to long now, they have suppressed their anger towards those who bully and belittle them due to their high levels of intelligence and extreme gaming habits...sometimes being able to go for weeks on just left over scraps of food and water should there be a new Champ Man game released.
A revolt is being masterminded by the current Sony president Chun Wong who has dropped several hints of such an event since landing the job 3 years ago. The release of the new Sony Playstation 8, the YBOX (Y = Why are they still around!!), and the Nintendo Gametriangle all coincide with one another and all are loaded with the built-in game "Two Wongs make a Right", made multi-format after a mass cash injection from Chun Wong himself. Media hype about the games content is rife as if depicts what can only be described as anarchy in the face of what has become the norm amount youths and adults of today. Adelesants have begun to drink from an younger and younger age, turning them into moron replicas of their proud alcoholic parents before their very eyes. People are dying young due to damaged kidneys and lung cancer and there are so few donors the chance finding a donor match for a kidney and surviving is less than 1%. The game gives you control over one of 10 main characters and enables you to walk the street and to get back at all the fat alcoholic curry louts that plight the gaming life of you...the nerd.
As games have progressed with time they can now only be played whilst connected to the cybernet which took over from the slow and incompetent internet. Chun Wong however has had input on all 3 of the next-gen consoles and has had them designed in such a fashion that all signals from the built in game are then sent back to a dedicated control room to exactly replicate the moves and actions of the individual game player, into a real life working robot, nicknamed "Cull". Little or nothing was ever know about Cull other than that once the next-gen consoles were released the Cull began. Each "Cull" stood 10-12ft tall, made out of bullet, rocket grenade and bunk buster proof titanium, with highly advanced tamper proof computer technology at the centre of the working of the beast.
The adictiveness of the game was more intense than the world had ever seen before, so whilst the Cull began, gamers who were getting their own back on the fat, curry eating, fag smelling, hairy looking, skin headed brutes who had scared their childhood, were ACTUALLY getting their own back. It was estimated that 2,500,000 "Culls" took to the streets in the first weekend, with another 2,500,000 joining the week after. Chun Wong saw his idea come to life, as drunken idiots that used to cause mayhem, disorder and make themselves look like tw@s were slowly eliminated in mass bloodshed. Chun Wong, who is now being kept in a secure location forgot one thing though about gamers. He forgot to realise that sometimes they didn't always play to the rules. It sometimes pleased them to kill the odd innocent civilian, or to blow up the odd building of no relevance. And so the Cull of human life spiralled out of control. Thousands were killed every day, leaving no other solution than to call in the armys of America, Russia, China and Japan in their first coalition battle together.
Soldiers were killed in their thousands which left no other choice for the coalition than to destroy them with nuclear warheads. The loss of innocent life was going to be great, but greater if nothing were to be done. And so the date was set...September 15th 2017...today. When the attack from the skies will come no-one will know. How many will die, no-one has estimated. Food supplies are now nearing their end, and rations haven't been able to be organised. Whilst I have been able to break free from the game, hundreds of thousands are still playing, relying on the game to feed their body all it needs, meaning that the Culls are still going on, regardless of which many have malfunctioned and have grown their own sense of revenge upon the world. All thats left to do now is hope, and pray...oh god, it sounds like it's started...
A revolt is being masterminded by the current Sony president Chun Wong who has dropped several hints of such an event since landing the job 3 years ago. The release of the new Sony Playstation 8, the YBOX (Y = Why are they still around!!), and the Nintendo Gametriangle all coincide with one another and all are loaded with the built-in game "Two Wongs make a Right", made multi-format after a mass cash injection from Chun Wong himself. Media hype about the games content is rife as if depicts what can only be described as anarchy in the face of what has become the norm amount youths and adults of today. Adelesants have begun to drink from an younger and younger age, turning them into moron replicas of their proud alcoholic parents before their very eyes. People are dying young due to damaged kidneys and lung cancer and there are so few donors the chance finding a donor match for a kidney and surviving is less than 1%. The game gives you control over one of 10 main characters and enables you to walk the street and to get back at all the fat alcoholic curry louts that plight the gaming life of you...the nerd.
As games have progressed with time they can now only be played whilst connected to the cybernet which took over from the slow and incompetent internet. Chun Wong however has had input on all 3 of the next-gen consoles and has had them designed in such a fashion that all signals from the built in game are then sent back to a dedicated control room to exactly replicate the moves and actions of the individual game player, into a real life working robot, nicknamed "Cull". Little or nothing was ever know about Cull other than that once the next-gen consoles were released the Cull began. Each "Cull" stood 10-12ft tall, made out of bullet, rocket grenade and bunk buster proof titanium, with highly advanced tamper proof computer technology at the centre of the working of the beast.
The adictiveness of the game was more intense than the world had ever seen before, so whilst the Cull began, gamers who were getting their own back on the fat, curry eating, fag smelling, hairy looking, skin headed brutes who had scared their childhood, were ACTUALLY getting their own back. It was estimated that 2,500,000 "Culls" took to the streets in the first weekend, with another 2,500,000 joining the week after. Chun Wong saw his idea come to life, as drunken idiots that used to cause mayhem, disorder and make themselves look like tw@s were slowly eliminated in mass bloodshed. Chun Wong, who is now being kept in a secure location forgot one thing though about gamers. He forgot to realise that sometimes they didn't always play to the rules. It sometimes pleased them to kill the odd innocent civilian, or to blow up the odd building of no relevance. And so the Cull of human life spiralled out of control. Thousands were killed every day, leaving no other solution than to call in the armys of America, Russia, China and Japan in their first coalition battle together.
Soldiers were killed in their thousands which left no other choice for the coalition than to destroy them with nuclear warheads. The loss of innocent life was going to be great, but greater if nothing were to be done. And so the date was set...September 15th 2017...today. When the attack from the skies will come no-one will know. How many will die, no-one has estimated. Food supplies are now nearing their end, and rations haven't been able to be organised. Whilst I have been able to break free from the game, hundreds of thousands are still playing, relying on the game to feed their body all it needs, meaning that the Culls are still going on, regardless of which many have malfunctioned and have grown their own sense of revenge upon the world. All thats left to do now is hope, and pray...oh god, it sounds like it's started...
Sounds like a nice idea.
Boom. Armageddon caused by a videogame.... it'll probably happen one day.
The year is 2017, and still gamers are conceived as the nerds of the human species. For way to long now, they have suppressed their anger towards those who bully and belittle them due to their high levels of intelligence and extreme gaming habits...sometimes being able to go for weeks on just left over scraps of food and water should there be a new Champ Man game released.
A revolt is being masterminded by the current Sony president Chun Wong who has dropped several hints of such an event since landing the job 3 years ago. The release of the new Sony Playstation 8, the YBOX (Y = Why are they still around!!), and the Nintendo Gametriangle all coincide with one another and all are loaded with the built-in game "Two Wongs make a Right", made multi-format after a mass cash injection from Chun Wong himself. Media hype about the games content is rife as if depicts what can only be described as anarchy in the face of what has become the norm amount youths and adults of today. Adelesants have begun to drink from an younger and younger age, turning them into moron replicas of their proud alcoholic parents before their very eyes. People are dying young due to damaged kidneys and lung cancer and there are so few donors the chance finding a donor match for a kidney and surviving is less than 1%. The game gives you control over one of 10 main characters and enables you to walk the street and to get back at all the fat alcoholic curry louts that plight the gaming life of you...the nerd.
As games have progressed with time they can now only be played whilst connected to the cybernet which took over from the slow and incompetent internet. Chun Wong however has had input on all 3 of the next-gen consoles and has had them designed in such a fashion that all signals from the built in game are then sent back to a dedicated control room to exactly replicate the moves and actions of the individual game player, into a real life working robot, nicknamed "Cull". Little or nothing was ever know about Cull other than that once the next-gen consoles were released the Cull began. Each "Cull" stood 10-12ft tall, made out of bullet, rocket grenade and bunk buster proof titanium, with highly advanced tamper proof computer technology at the centre of the working of the beast.
The adictiveness of the game was more intense than the world had ever seen before, so whilst the Cull began, gamers who were getting their own back on the fat, curry eating, fag smelling, hairy looking, skin headed brutes who had scared their childhood, were ACTUALLY getting their own back. It was estimated that 2,500,000 "Culls" took to the streets in the first weekend, with another 2,500,000 joining the week after. Chun Wong saw his idea come to life, as drunken idiots that used to cause mayhem, disorder and make themselves look like tw@s were slowly eliminated in mass bloodshed. Chun Wong, who is now being kept in a secure location forgot one thing though about gamers. He forgot to realise that sometimes they didn't always play to the rules. It sometimes pleased them to kill the odd innocent civilian, or to blow up the odd building of no relevance. And so the Cull of human life spiralled out of control. Thousands were killed every day, leaving no other solution than to call in the armys of America, Russia, China and Japan in their first coalition battle together.
Soldiers were killed in their thousands which left no other choice for the coalition than to destroy them with nuclear warheads. The loss of innocent life was going to be great, but greater if nothing were to be done. And so the date was set...September 15th 2017...today. When the attack from the skies will come no-one will know. How many will die, no-one has estimated. Food supplies are now nearing their end, and rations haven't been able to be organised. Whilst I have been able to break free from the game, hundreds of thousands are still playing, relying on the game to feed their body all it needs, meaning that the Culls are still going on, regardless of which many have malfunctioned and have grown their own sense of revenge upon the world. All thats left to do now is hope, and pray...oh god, it sounds like it's started...
A revolt is being masterminded by the current Sony president Chun Wong who has dropped several hints of such an event since landing the job 3 years ago. The release of the new Sony Playstation 8, the YBOX (Y = Why are they still around!!), and the Nintendo Gametriangle all coincide with one another and all are loaded with the built-in game "Two Wongs make a Right", made multi-format after a mass cash injection from Chun Wong himself. Media hype about the games content is rife as if depicts what can only be described as anarchy in the face of what has become the norm amount youths and adults of today. Adelesants have begun to drink from an younger and younger age, turning them into moron replicas of their proud alcoholic parents before their very eyes. People are dying young due to damaged kidneys and lung cancer and there are so few donors the chance finding a donor match for a kidney and surviving is less than 1%. The game gives you control over one of 10 main characters and enables you to walk the street and to get back at all the fat alcoholic curry louts that plight the gaming life of you...the nerd.
As games have progressed with time they can now only be played whilst connected to the cybernet which took over from the slow and incompetent internet. Chun Wong however has had input on all 3 of the next-gen consoles and has had them designed in such a fashion that all signals from the built in game are then sent back to a dedicated control room to exactly replicate the moves and actions of the individual game player, into a real life working robot, nicknamed "Cull". Little or nothing was ever know about Cull other than that once the next-gen consoles were released the Cull began. Each "Cull" stood 10-12ft tall, made out of bullet, rocket grenade and bunk buster proof titanium, with highly advanced tamper proof computer technology at the centre of the working of the beast.
The adictiveness of the game was more intense than the world had ever seen before, so whilst the Cull began, gamers who were getting their own back on the fat, curry eating, fag smelling, hairy looking, skin headed brutes who had scared their childhood, were ACTUALLY getting their own back. It was estimated that 2,500,000 "Culls" took to the streets in the first weekend, with another 2,500,000 joining the week after. Chun Wong saw his idea come to life, as drunken idiots that used to cause mayhem, disorder and make themselves look like tw@s were slowly eliminated in mass bloodshed. Chun Wong, who is now being kept in a secure location forgot one thing though about gamers. He forgot to realise that sometimes they didn't always play to the rules. It sometimes pleased them to kill the odd innocent civilian, or to blow up the odd building of no relevance. And so the Cull of human life spiralled out of control. Thousands were killed every day, leaving no other solution than to call in the armys of America, Russia, China and Japan in their first coalition battle together.
Soldiers were killed in their thousands which left no other choice for the coalition than to destroy them with nuclear warheads. The loss of innocent life was going to be great, but greater if nothing were to be done. And so the date was set...September 15th 2017...today. When the attack from the skies will come no-one will know. How many will die, no-one has estimated. Food supplies are now nearing their end, and rations haven't been able to be organised. Whilst I have been able to break free from the game, hundreds of thousands are still playing, relying on the game to feed their body all it needs, meaning that the Culls are still going on, regardless of which many have malfunctioned and have grown their own sense of revenge upon the world. All thats left to do now is hope, and pray...oh god, it sounds like it's started...