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PS2 / 2001.
PS2 / 2001.
You see the similarity here?
I'll explain.
2001.
The monkeys sat about doing not very much at all. They ate, mated and mucked about with other chimps.
As chimps are wont to do.
And then one day, a big black monolith appeared to them and they went mental.
They panicked and fought amongst each other, eventually attaining intelligence and smashing each other with jaw-bones for dominance.
A formerly care-free existence shattered.
PS2.
We monkey sat about doing not very much at all. We are, mated and mucked about with other monkeys.
As we are wont to do.
And then one day, a big black monolith appeared to us and we went mental.
We panicked and (in France) fought amongst ourselves, eventually attaining intelligence and smashing each other with their stupid French loaves and onions and stuff to get a PS2 1st.
A formerly care-free existence shattered.
And since then, we have raged and waged wars against those we perceive as different. Nintardo fans come under particularly heavy attack, because that console is for tards.
Sega fans used to put up a battle against Sony Chimps, until one day their computer started singing "Daisy Daisy" before shutting down completely, leaving them adrift in space.
So it is left between the tribes of Sony and Nintendo to scream at each other, thump our chests and fling dung about in a vain attempt to impress each other.
That big black monolith has caused all manner of havoc.
And until X-Box comes along for the big finale that nobody will understand but pretend it's important?
Many, many hours of dull filler whilst the intellectuals pretend it means anything.
So you can see:
PS2 = 2001
PS2 / 2001.
You see the similarity here?
I'll explain.
2001.
The monkeys sat about doing not very much at all. They ate, mated and mucked about with other chimps.
As chimps are wont to do.
And then one day, a big black monolith appeared to them and they went mental.
They panicked and fought amongst each other, eventually attaining intelligence and smashing each other with jaw-bones for dominance.
A formerly care-free existence shattered.
PS2.
We monkey sat about doing not very much at all. We are, mated and mucked about with other monkeys.
As we are wont to do.
And then one day, a big black monolith appeared to us and we went mental.
We panicked and (in France) fought amongst ourselves, eventually attaining intelligence and smashing each other with their stupid French loaves and onions and stuff to get a PS2 1st.
A formerly care-free existence shattered.
And since then, we have raged and waged wars against those we perceive as different. Nintardo fans come under particularly heavy attack, because that console is for tards.
Sega fans used to put up a battle against Sony Chimps, until one day their computer started singing "Daisy Daisy" before shutting down completely, leaving them adrift in space.
So it is left between the tribes of Sony and Nintendo to scream at each other, thump our chests and fling dung about in a vain attempt to impress each other.
That big black monolith has caused all manner of havoc.
And until X-Box comes along for the big finale that nobody will understand but pretend it's important?
Many, many hours of dull filler whilst the intellectuals pretend it means anything.
So you can see:
PS2 = 2001
LOL@BUSH THE CHIMP!
Speaking of chimps...
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PS2 / 2001.
PS2 / 2001.
You see the similarity here?
I'll explain.
2001.
The monkeys sat about doing not very much at all. They ate, mated and mucked about with other chimps.
As chimps are wont to do.
And then one day, a big black monolith appeared to them and they went mental.
They panicked and fought amongst each other, eventually attaining intelligence and smashing each other with jaw-bones for dominance.
A formerly care-free existence shattered.
PS2.
We monkey sat about doing not very much at all. We are, mated and mucked about with other monkeys.
As we are wont to do.
And then one day, a big black monolith appeared to us and we went mental.
We panicked and (in France) fought amongst ourselves, eventually attaining intelligence and smashing each other with their stupid French loaves and onions and stuff to get a PS2 1st.
A formerly care-free existence shattered.
And since then, we have raged and waged wars against those we perceive as different. Nintardo fans come under particularly heavy attack, because that console is for tards.
Sega fans used to put up a battle against Sony Chimps, until one day their computer started singing "Daisy Daisy" before shutting down completely, leaving them adrift in space.
So it is left between the tribes of Sony and Nintendo to scream at each other, thump our chests and fling dung about in a vain attempt to impress each other.
That big black monolith has caused all manner of havoc.
And until X-Box comes along for the big finale that nobody will understand but pretend it's important?
Many, many hours of dull filler whilst the intellectuals pretend it means anything.
So you can see:
PS2 = 2001
PS2 / 2001.
You see the similarity here?
I'll explain.
2001.
The monkeys sat about doing not very much at all. They ate, mated and mucked about with other chimps.
As chimps are wont to do.
And then one day, a big black monolith appeared to them and they went mental.
They panicked and fought amongst each other, eventually attaining intelligence and smashing each other with jaw-bones for dominance.
A formerly care-free existence shattered.
PS2.
We monkey sat about doing not very much at all. We are, mated and mucked about with other monkeys.
As we are wont to do.
And then one day, a big black monolith appeared to us and we went mental.
We panicked and (in France) fought amongst ourselves, eventually attaining intelligence and smashing each other with their stupid French loaves and onions and stuff to get a PS2 1st.
A formerly care-free existence shattered.
And since then, we have raged and waged wars against those we perceive as different. Nintardo fans come under particularly heavy attack, because that console is for tards.
Sega fans used to put up a battle against Sony Chimps, until one day their computer started singing "Daisy Daisy" before shutting down completely, leaving them adrift in space.
So it is left between the tribes of Sony and Nintendo to scream at each other, thump our chests and fling dung about in a vain attempt to impress each other.
That big black monolith has caused all manner of havoc.
And until X-Box comes along for the big finale that nobody will understand but pretend it's important?
Many, many hours of dull filler whilst the intellectuals pretend it means anything.
So you can see:
PS2 = 2001