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You get one of these posts every now and again, I don't remember doing one before.
The battle took place in a large room in a huge abandoned warehouse.
The battle is between two console greats, Solid Snake from the 'Metal Gear' games and Mario, form the 'Mario' games, obviously.
The opponents enter the arena. Snake looks real buff in his best 'sneaking around and slitting throats' outfit. Mario looks rather camp in his big red dungarees, and comically huge moustache.
Snake chuckles to himself, and goes and hides in the shadows.
Mario whoops, a bit like this "Whoohoo, whooo, whooop!" and jumps around.
Snake moves around the shadows.
Mario takes a nap.
Snake smokes a cigarette.
Snake looks at his watch, realises that he's getting bored, and approaches Mario.
Mario sees him coming and jumps out of the way with a "Whooohooo".
Snake runs after Mario, and thinks that he'll be able to trap Mario in the corner.
Mario continues to run at full pelt towards the wall.
Snake tries to grab Mario, but Mario jumps at the wall, and kicks off of it, he changes position in mid-air to 'bottom-bounce' on Snakes head.
Mario runs off, and Snake says "damn".
Snake pulls out his gun, and takes a shot at Mario.
Mario jumps into the air, and lands on the bullet, squashing it into the ground, like he does in Mario 3 & 4.
Snake says "Damn".
Snake chases Mario some more, down a corridor, and into a room featuring a flame pit.
Snake pushes Mario, and he falls into the flames.
Snake raises his arms in victory.
Mario shouts "owwwwww" and bounces out of the fire, grabbing his bottom and running around in circles.
Snake says "Damn".
Mario runs off, and grabs a flower.
Snake approaches Mario, but Mario throws a fireball at him.
Snake falls to the ground, rolling around trying to get the flames off of his body, but alas, he is bound by real world physics, and passes away.
A star appears in the air. Mario dons his flying hat and goes and gets it.
Mario returns to happy fluffy land, where you don't have to obey rules like bullets and fire being deadly, pleased that he has managed to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Nintendo are better than Sony.
The battle took place in a large room in a huge abandoned warehouse.
The battle is between two console greats, Solid Snake from the 'Metal Gear' games and Mario, form the 'Mario' games, obviously.
The opponents enter the arena. Snake looks real buff in his best 'sneaking around and slitting throats' outfit. Mario looks rather camp in his big red dungarees, and comically huge moustache.
Snake chuckles to himself, and goes and hides in the shadows.
Mario whoops, a bit like this "Whoohoo, whooo, whooop!" and jumps around.
Snake moves around the shadows.
Mario takes a nap.
Snake smokes a cigarette.
Snake looks at his watch, realises that he's getting bored, and approaches Mario.
Mario sees him coming and jumps out of the way with a "Whooohooo".
Snake runs after Mario, and thinks that he'll be able to trap Mario in the corner.
Mario continues to run at full pelt towards the wall.
Snake tries to grab Mario, but Mario jumps at the wall, and kicks off of it, he changes position in mid-air to 'bottom-bounce' on Snakes head.
Mario runs off, and Snake says "damn".
Snake pulls out his gun, and takes a shot at Mario.
Mario jumps into the air, and lands on the bullet, squashing it into the ground, like he does in Mario 3 & 4.
Snake says "Damn".
Snake chases Mario some more, down a corridor, and into a room featuring a flame pit.
Snake pushes Mario, and he falls into the flames.
Snake raises his arms in victory.
Mario shouts "owwwwww" and bounces out of the fire, grabbing his bottom and running around in circles.
Snake says "Damn".
Mario runs off, and grabs a flower.
Snake approaches Mario, but Mario throws a fireball at him.
Snake falls to the ground, rolling around trying to get the flames off of his body, but alas, he is bound by real world physics, and passes away.
A star appears in the air. Mario dons his flying hat and goes and gets it.
Mario returns to happy fluffy land, where you don't have to obey rules like bullets and fire being deadly, pleased that he has managed to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Nintendo are better than Sony.
Microsoftie............
Gaystation smash Nintardo
And that's all there is to it.
And that's all there is to it.
Goatboy wrote:
> You damn dirty plagiarist.
"Console Character Deathmatch" was the
> name and I did it.
Good read though.
But I did one ever B4 U did!
I been on these forums 4 longer, and I DID IT FIRST.
> You damn dirty plagiarist.
"Console Character Deathmatch" was the
> name and I did it.
Good read though.
But I did one ever B4 U did!
I been on these forums 4 longer, and I DID IT FIRST.
You damn dirty plagiarist.
"Console Character Deathmatch" was the name and I did it.
Good read though.
"Console Character Deathmatch" was the name and I did it.
Good read though.
You get one of these posts every now and again, I don't remember doing one before.
The battle took place in a large room in a huge abandoned warehouse.
The battle is between two console greats, Solid Snake from the 'Metal Gear' games and Mario, form the 'Mario' games, obviously.
The opponents enter the arena. Snake looks real buff in his best 'sneaking around and slitting throats' outfit. Mario looks rather camp in his big red dungarees, and comically huge moustache.
Snake chuckles to himself, and goes and hides in the shadows.
Mario whoops, a bit like this "Whoohoo, whooo, whooop!" and jumps around.
Snake moves around the shadows.
Mario takes a nap.
Snake smokes a cigarette.
Snake looks at his watch, realises that he's getting bored, and approaches Mario.
Mario sees him coming and jumps out of the way with a "Whooohooo".
Snake runs after Mario, and thinks that he'll be able to trap Mario in the corner.
Mario continues to run at full pelt towards the wall.
Snake tries to grab Mario, but Mario jumps at the wall, and kicks off of it, he changes position in mid-air to 'bottom-bounce' on Snakes head.
Mario runs off, and Snake says "damn".
Snake pulls out his gun, and takes a shot at Mario.
Mario jumps into the air, and lands on the bullet, squashing it into the ground, like he does in Mario 3 & 4.
Snake says "Damn".
Snake chases Mario some more, down a corridor, and into a room featuring a flame pit.
Snake pushes Mario, and he falls into the flames.
Snake raises his arms in victory.
Mario shouts "owwwwww" and bounces out of the fire, grabbing his bottom and running around in circles.
Snake says "Damn".
Mario runs off, and grabs a flower.
Snake approaches Mario, but Mario throws a fireball at him.
Snake falls to the ground, rolling around trying to get the flames off of his body, but alas, he is bound by real world physics, and passes away.
A star appears in the air. Mario dons his flying hat and goes and gets it.
Mario returns to happy fluffy land, where you don't have to obey rules like bullets and fire being deadly, pleased that he has managed to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Nintendo are better than Sony.
The battle took place in a large room in a huge abandoned warehouse.
The battle is between two console greats, Solid Snake from the 'Metal Gear' games and Mario, form the 'Mario' games, obviously.
The opponents enter the arena. Snake looks real buff in his best 'sneaking around and slitting throats' outfit. Mario looks rather camp in his big red dungarees, and comically huge moustache.
Snake chuckles to himself, and goes and hides in the shadows.
Mario whoops, a bit like this "Whoohoo, whooo, whooop!" and jumps around.
Snake moves around the shadows.
Mario takes a nap.
Snake smokes a cigarette.
Snake looks at his watch, realises that he's getting bored, and approaches Mario.
Mario sees him coming and jumps out of the way with a "Whooohooo".
Snake runs after Mario, and thinks that he'll be able to trap Mario in the corner.
Mario continues to run at full pelt towards the wall.
Snake tries to grab Mario, but Mario jumps at the wall, and kicks off of it, he changes position in mid-air to 'bottom-bounce' on Snakes head.
Mario runs off, and Snake says "damn".
Snake pulls out his gun, and takes a shot at Mario.
Mario jumps into the air, and lands on the bullet, squashing it into the ground, like he does in Mario 3 & 4.
Snake says "Damn".
Snake chases Mario some more, down a corridor, and into a room featuring a flame pit.
Snake pushes Mario, and he falls into the flames.
Snake raises his arms in victory.
Mario shouts "owwwwww" and bounces out of the fire, grabbing his bottom and running around in circles.
Snake says "Damn".
Mario runs off, and grabs a flower.
Snake approaches Mario, but Mario throws a fireball at him.
Snake falls to the ground, rolling around trying to get the flames off of his body, but alas, he is bound by real world physics, and passes away.
A star appears in the air. Mario dons his flying hat and goes and gets it.
Mario returns to happy fluffy land, where you don't have to obey rules like bullets and fire being deadly, pleased that he has managed to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Nintendo are better than Sony.