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top ten greatest films of all time
10.T2
9.Raiders of the lost ark
8.Jurassic Park
7.Wizard Of OZ
6.The Matrix
5.Jaws
4.Gladiator
3.The Lion King
2.GodFather
1.Star Wars
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top ten hair do's
10.slaphead
9.dreads
8.fonzie
7.bowl(put a bowl on your head and cut round it)
6.the elvis
5.spikes
4.mohecan
3.afro
2.flock of seaguls
1.THE MULLET
more coming soon
10.T2
9.Raiders of the lost ark
8.Jurassic Park
7.Wizard Of OZ
6.The Matrix
5.Jaws
4.Gladiator
3.The Lion King
2.GodFather
1.Star Wars
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top ten hair do's
10.slaphead
9.dreads
8.fonzie
7.bowl(put a bowl on your head and cut round it)
6.the elvis
5.spikes
4.mohecan
3.afro
2.flock of seaguls
1.THE MULLET
more coming soon
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Meka_Dragon wrote:
1: When
> you need to pee, undo your trousers, and start peeing. Run down the corridor, or
> around the office shouting "Help, help! It won't stop!" When it does
> go "Oh!" and go back to work.
Classy! Top Work, Meka.
1: When
> you need to pee, undo your trousers, and start peeing. Run down the corridor, or
> around the office shouting "Help, help! It won't stop!" When it does
> go "Oh!" and go back to work.
Classy! Top Work, Meka.
Top 10 ways to keep yourself amused at work (and probably get the sack!)
10: Call a meeting, tell everyone that you're dying of an uncurable disease, when someone comes over to sympathise tell them that they're gay, and you made it all up.
9: Take walnuts to work. Crack them on the desk with your shoe. Flick them at people using a ruler.
8: Steal peoples keyboards. When they ask for them back challenge them to an arm wrestle.
7: Wait in the gents and ask other users if they want to see your dump.
6: Start a protection racket. Demand money from everyone in the office, if they don't pay up throw paper-weights at their monitors.
5: Spi ton your hand (secretly) before shaking anybody elses, punch them in the face for being so disgusting.
4: Stop work at 10:30 every day for play time. During playtime you must try to start a game of tag.
3: Make yourself vomit on the desk. When people ask what it is tell them it's fake and ask them to touch it.
2: If anyone gives you any work to do tell them that it will make you angry, and they won't liek you when your angry. Tear your shirt off, and throw papers everywhere.
1: When you need to pee, undo your trousers, and start peeing. Run down the corridor, or around the office shouting "Help, help! It won't stop!" When it does go "Oh!" and go back to work.
10: Call a meeting, tell everyone that you're dying of an uncurable disease, when someone comes over to sympathise tell them that they're gay, and you made it all up.
9: Take walnuts to work. Crack them on the desk with your shoe. Flick them at people using a ruler.
8: Steal peoples keyboards. When they ask for them back challenge them to an arm wrestle.
7: Wait in the gents and ask other users if they want to see your dump.
6: Start a protection racket. Demand money from everyone in the office, if they don't pay up throw paper-weights at their monitors.
5: Spi ton your hand (secretly) before shaking anybody elses, punch them in the face for being so disgusting.
4: Stop work at 10:30 every day for play time. During playtime you must try to start a game of tag.
3: Make yourself vomit on the desk. When people ask what it is tell them it's fake and ask them to touch it.
2: If anyone gives you any work to do tell them that it will make you angry, and they won't liek you when your angry. Tear your shirt off, and throw papers everywhere.
1: When you need to pee, undo your trousers, and start peeing. Run down the corridor, or around the office shouting "Help, help! It won't stop!" When it does go "Oh!" and go back to work.
Mystique wrote:
that is a flock of
> seaguls
check out the Pulp Fiction Script:
ROGER
"A young blond-haired surfer kid with a "Flock of Seagulls"
haircut, who has yet to say a word, sits at the table with a
big sloppy hamburger in his hand"
!
that is a flock of
> seaguls
check out the Pulp Fiction Script:
ROGER
"A young blond-haired surfer kid with a "Flock of Seagulls"
haircut, who has yet to say a word, sits at the table with a
big sloppy hamburger in his hand"
!
Goatboy wrote:
>TOP TEN INSULTS WITHOUT SWEARING
Wot No 'Feck'?
:)
Dermot Morgan must be spinning in his grave :P
>TOP TEN INSULTS WITHOUT SWEARING
Wot No 'Feck'?
:)
Dermot Morgan must be spinning in his grave :P
i am just an evil genius
http://www.electropop.co.uk/thebands/flockseagulls.htm
that is a flock of seaguls
that is a flock of seaguls
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