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by Gaming Guy
The last firework is lit. It flies into the dark night sky and explodes into a thousand firelets. The explosion was an exclamation point for everthing that had brought these top winning Gameaday winners here. Everything they had worked for, was symbolic in that very explosion. Tony walks up to the podium, with an envelope in hand. He leans over the microphone.
"Testing, testing, is this on?"
The audience cheer approvingly.
"Welcome to the Winner of Winners Awards 2001. Tonight, we have awards for many Special Reserve Forums members. Such awards as Best Poster and Funniest Poster will be reclaimed by their rightful owner. Are you guys ready for some action?"
The audience cheer again.
"No more drivel from me, lets get to the awards! The first award is for Best Newcomer. The award goes to Sibs!"
Sibs walks up to stage and accepts the award. He walks off the stage.
"The second award is for Best Regular. The award goes to Goatboy!"
Goatboy walks up to stage and accepts the award. He walks off the stage. So, the awards continue for a further half an hour, before the 3 most prestigious awards are presented.
"Wow, what a night, eh? Mystique, that pool trick was rather amazing, perhaps you can show me some tips after the show, eh? Anywho, on with the awards. The 3rd to last award is for Funniest Poster. The award goes to Er-No!"
Er-No walks up to stage and accepts the award. When he walks off the stage, he trips over and falls off the rest of the stage. He swiftly recovers and walks over to his table, as he pours a large glass of Tequila to hide the embarrassment.
"The next award is for Livetime Achievement Award, or Best Poster, as some people call it. The winner is Your Honour!"
Your Honour walks up to stage and accepts the award. He walks off the stage, with a sheepish grin on his face.
"Now, it's the final award, the Winner of Winners award. The person who has won the most Gameaday's will recieve a special Gameaday today. The winner is Pb!"
Pb walks up to the stage and Tony reaches into his left pocket to hand the Gameaday to Pb.
"Where is it?", asks Pb impatiently.
"Wait, it's here", replies Tony, nervously.
"Um...it appears that we have a problem. Someone has stolen the Gamaday!"
The crowd shriek and "Oh" and "Uh".
"We have a criminal among us, people! Call the national guard, we have a game thief among us. Everyone stay here, I will take Pb with me and we will search around for it".
Tony and Pb walks around to the back of the building.
"I don't know where it could be", states Pb.
"Wait a minute"
With that, Tony dives into the dumpster and clears it out in what seemed like an instant.
"No, not in there", states Tony.
"Oh brother!"
They continue walking, asking around. After what seemed like hours, they arrived at the Special Reserve base. They go to the Gameaday store. The door opens, as they have fire in their eyes, intent on finder their prize. In the room are millions of shimmering gold Gameadays, in what looks like a river. Pb dives into the river and swims through it, searching. He goes down to the bottom of the "sea". After a minute, Tony begins to get concerned. A hand soon emerges and Tony pulls Pb ashore.
"Phew, I almost drowned then!"
"Lets go back to the theatre and check there again"
They arrive back at the theatre and open the door. When they enter, they expect to hear noise, but what they experience is something much different.
"Snore. Snore. Snore"
Everyone lay there asleep, snoring away.
"Let's not try and wake them up", suggest Tony.
The duo walk up to the podeum. Suddenly, Ali emerges from the darkness, with buldging pockets.
"Hello Ali. What are you doing here?", asks Tony.
"Oh, I found the lost Gameaday"
"Well, where is it?"
Ali reaches into his pockets and pulls out the shining, gleaming Gameaday and hands it to Pb.
"Um, sorry!"
"Ali, you had the Gameaday in your pocket this whole time!? I'm gonna kill you!"
Tony runs to Ali and spears him off of the stage. Ali is sent flying to the floor, whilst Ali turns back to Pb.
"Go with me here", says Tony.
Tony makes a whistling noise. Suddenly, everyone wakes up and their attention set at the podium.
"Pb, here is your prize, congratulations!"
Er-No turns to Your Honour:
"It feels like we've been here for ages!"
"Thank you for coming to this awards ceremony, now bu**er off, I need to sort out a little pest"
Tony gets off of the stage and walks behind it. A punching noise can be heard. Suddenly, a figure emerges from begind the curtain. He walks closer and is revealed to be Ali. He has bruises all over his face.
The End.
Thanks for reading.
Gaming Guy.
*cough* SHANEO *cough*
I'd like to have seen Tony get a good kicking though... maybe the Freeola guy can teach him a lesson...
by Gaming Guy
The last firework is lit. It flies into the dark night sky and explodes into a thousand firelets. The explosion was an exclamation point for everthing that had brought these top winning Gameaday winners here. Everything they had worked for, was symbolic in that very explosion. Tony walks up to the podium, with an envelope in hand. He leans over the microphone.
"Testing, testing, is this on?"
The audience cheer approvingly.
"Welcome to the Winner of Winners Awards 2001. Tonight, we have awards for many Special Reserve Forums members. Such awards as Best Poster and Funniest Poster will be reclaimed by their rightful owner. Are you guys ready for some action?"
The audience cheer again.
"No more drivel from me, lets get to the awards! The first award is for Best Newcomer. The award goes to Sibs!"
Sibs walks up to stage and accepts the award. He walks off the stage.
"The second award is for Best Regular. The award goes to Goatboy!"
Goatboy walks up to stage and accepts the award. He walks off the stage. So, the awards continue for a further half an hour, before the 3 most prestigious awards are presented.
"Wow, what a night, eh? Mystique, that pool trick was rather amazing, perhaps you can show me some tips after the show, eh? Anywho, on with the awards. The 3rd to last award is for Funniest Poster. The award goes to Er-No!"
Er-No walks up to stage and accepts the award. When he walks off the stage, he trips over and falls off the rest of the stage. He swiftly recovers and walks over to his table, as he pours a large glass of Tequila to hide the embarrassment.
"The next award is for Livetime Achievement Award, or Best Poster, as some people call it. The winner is Your Honour!"
Your Honour walks up to stage and accepts the award. He walks off the stage, with a sheepish grin on his face.
"Now, it's the final award, the Winner of Winners award. The person who has won the most Gameaday's will recieve a special Gameaday today. The winner is Pb!"
Pb walks up to the stage and Tony reaches into his left pocket to hand the Gameaday to Pb.
"Where is it?", asks Pb impatiently.
"Wait, it's here", replies Tony, nervously.
"Um...it appears that we have a problem. Someone has stolen the Gamaday!"
The crowd shriek and "Oh" and "Uh".
"We have a criminal among us, people! Call the national guard, we have a game thief among us. Everyone stay here, I will take Pb with me and we will search around for it".
Tony and Pb walks around to the back of the building.
"I don't know where it could be", states Pb.
"Wait a minute"
With that, Tony dives into the dumpster and clears it out in what seemed like an instant.
"No, not in there", states Tony.
"Oh brother!"
They continue walking, asking around. After what seemed like hours, they arrived at the Special Reserve base. They go to the Gameaday store. The door opens, as they have fire in their eyes, intent on finder their prize. In the room are millions of shimmering gold Gameadays, in what looks like a river. Pb dives into the river and swims through it, searching. He goes down to the bottom of the "sea". After a minute, Tony begins to get concerned. A hand soon emerges and Tony pulls Pb ashore.
"Phew, I almost drowned then!"
"Lets go back to the theatre and check there again"
They arrive back at the theatre and open the door. When they enter, they expect to hear noise, but what they experience is something much different.
"Snore. Snore. Snore"
Everyone lay there asleep, snoring away.
"Let's not try and wake them up", suggest Tony.
The duo walk up to the podeum. Suddenly, Ali emerges from the darkness, with buldging pockets.
"Hello Ali. What are you doing here?", asks Tony.
"Oh, I found the lost Gameaday"
"Well, where is it?"
Ali reaches into his pockets and pulls out the shining, gleaming Gameaday and hands it to Pb.
"Um, sorry!"
"Ali, you had the Gameaday in your pocket this whole time!? I'm gonna kill you!"
Tony runs to Ali and spears him off of the stage. Ali is sent flying to the floor, whilst Ali turns back to Pb.
"Go with me here", says Tony.
Tony makes a whistling noise. Suddenly, everyone wakes up and their attention set at the podium.
"Pb, here is your prize, congratulations!"
Er-No turns to Your Honour:
"It feels like we've been here for ages!"
"Thank you for coming to this awards ceremony, now bu**er off, I need to sort out a little pest"
Tony gets off of the stage and walks behind it. A punching noise can be heard. Suddenly, a figure emerges from begind the curtain. He walks closer and is revealed to be Ali. He has bruises all over his face.
The End.
Thanks for reading.
Gaming Guy.