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Now I donít know about you, but I for one cant stand the whole pokemon thing. Itís too cute, lame, boring and the biggest sell out the world have ever seen. I mean do we really need all these pokemon movies, how many is there? 4 or something. We could also do without the toys, trading cards and everything, and I hope that news on a pokemon single was just an un-true rumour. All pokemon is, is Nintendoís plan to make back all the money they lost on the N64.
I own pokemon blue, as that was ok fun, but then everything got out of control.
One thing I really canít stand is the TV program, if I was in charge, I would do things differently. So here, for your reading pleasure is the way pokemon should be....
Tash, Mr T and the rock had just finished the visit too the milk factory and were setting of to get yet another badge from how long will this pokemon thing last, town, where they are certain to meet some bad guys. Ah-chu jumped out of tashes, Mario backpack and ran off. The guys all shouted out to it, to come back, but it kept on running. Mr T had recently had a major operation on his leg so he couldnít run very far ë I petty the fool who can catch ah-chuí he shouted. After a while of searching, they gave up hope of every finding ah-chu. Soon they arrived at their destination, everyone was walking around with their pokemon by their side. The rock spotted a monster that looked exactly like ah-chu ë hey you roody poo, pick up our ah-chu and just bring it to us, if you smell what my pokemon are cookingí the rock threw out his best pokemon, Ann Robinson. Ann Robinson annoyed the hell out of the guy with the pokemon, so he handed it over to Tash. Tash looked at it ëthis isnít my ah-chuí he said, and then started to cry, which he does a lot. ë Look over there, its ah-chu shoutedí Mr T. a small ah-chu was running around the streets, then turned and ran down a small alley way. The gang followed it round, but when they caught up, it was nowhere to be seen. Then suddenly it ran out onto the road, Tash ran for it, but was too late. A car came screeching round the corner, and smashed into ah-chu. Needless to say, ah-chu was no more. The car stopped and reversed back to the scene of the crime, inside was team man were predictable rocket. Tash started to shout at them, but no one listened to him, and Mr T gave his usual petty the fool talk. But the rock didnít say a word, except ë I am going to join you guys team rocketí thatís right he turned his back on his group, like so many wrestlers have done before him. He got in the car and they drove off together, laughing. Tash turned to Mr T and said ë boy, I didnít see that comingí Mr Tís smiled turned upside down ë donít call me a boy, boy!í he grabbed Tash and used one of his 974 ways of killing an annoying manga character. Mr T ëI bet you didnít see that coming either, did you fool?í
What started out as a simple trip from the milk factory to the next town, ended up with the death of ah-chu, the rock abandoned the guys to join team rocket, and Mr T killed Tash.
What happens next you ask? Nothing, now the main characters are split up, and dead, there isnít much left to say. So this is the end of pokemon.
Incase you didnít quite get it, I changed the names of the characters a bit:
Ash = Tash
Misty = Mr T
Brock = the rock
Picachu = ah-chu
Thanks for reading
CDouch
I own pokemon blue, as that was ok fun, but then everything got out of control.
One thing I really canít stand is the TV program, if I was in charge, I would do things differently. So here, for your reading pleasure is the way pokemon should be....
Tash, Mr T and the rock had just finished the visit too the milk factory and were setting of to get yet another badge from how long will this pokemon thing last, town, where they are certain to meet some bad guys. Ah-chu jumped out of tashes, Mario backpack and ran off. The guys all shouted out to it, to come back, but it kept on running. Mr T had recently had a major operation on his leg so he couldnít run very far ë I petty the fool who can catch ah-chuí he shouted. After a while of searching, they gave up hope of every finding ah-chu. Soon they arrived at their destination, everyone was walking around with their pokemon by their side. The rock spotted a monster that looked exactly like ah-chu ë hey you roody poo, pick up our ah-chu and just bring it to us, if you smell what my pokemon are cookingí the rock threw out his best pokemon, Ann Robinson. Ann Robinson annoyed the hell out of the guy with the pokemon, so he handed it over to Tash. Tash looked at it ëthis isnít my ah-chuí he said, and then started to cry, which he does a lot. ë Look over there, its ah-chu shoutedí Mr T. a small ah-chu was running around the streets, then turned and ran down a small alley way. The gang followed it round, but when they caught up, it was nowhere to be seen. Then suddenly it ran out onto the road, Tash ran for it, but was too late. A car came screeching round the corner, and smashed into ah-chu. Needless to say, ah-chu was no more. The car stopped and reversed back to the scene of the crime, inside was team man were predictable rocket. Tash started to shout at them, but no one listened to him, and Mr T gave his usual petty the fool talk. But the rock didnít say a word, except ë I am going to join you guys team rocketí thatís right he turned his back on his group, like so many wrestlers have done before him. He got in the car and they drove off together, laughing. Tash turned to Mr T and said ë boy, I didnít see that comingí Mr Tís smiled turned upside down ë donít call me a boy, boy!í he grabbed Tash and used one of his 974 ways of killing an annoying manga character. Mr T ëI bet you didnít see that coming either, did you fool?í
What started out as a simple trip from the milk factory to the next town, ended up with the death of ah-chu, the rock abandoned the guys to join team rocket, and Mr T killed Tash.
What happens next you ask? Nothing, now the main characters are split up, and dead, there isnít much left to say. So this is the end of pokemon.
Incase you didnít quite get it, I changed the names of the characters a bit:
Ash = Tash
Misty = Mr T
Brock = the rock
Picachu = ah-chu
Thanks for reading
CDouch
what started as a fan and enjoyable game, turned into one of the biggest things in a long while.
which wasnt a good thing. Everyone just got sick of it, all the tading cards etc. Do they really need that many new games as well. they're all the same, just with a different box, and one or two new features, that arnt that great.
All tey want is money. They dont care about aking the fans happy anymore they just want money, money and more money.
If only pichacu and his buddies wernt such big sell outs.
which wasnt a good thing. Everyone just got sick of it, all the tading cards etc. Do they really need that many new games as well. they're all the same, just with a different box, and one or two new features, that arnt that great.
All tey want is money. They dont care about aking the fans happy anymore they just want money, money and more money.
If only pichacu and his buddies wernt such big sell outs.
Now I donít know about you, but I for one cant stand the whole pokemon thing. Itís too cute, lame, boring and the biggest sell out the world have ever seen. I mean do we really need all these pokemon movies, how many is there? 4 or something. We could also do without the toys, trading cards and everything, and I hope that news on a pokemon single was just an un-true rumour. All pokemon is, is Nintendoís plan to make back all the money they lost on the N64.
I own pokemon blue, as that was ok fun, but then everything got out of control.
One thing I really canít stand is the TV program, if I was in charge, I would do things differently. So here, for your reading pleasure is the way pokemon should be....
Tash, Mr T and the rock had just finished the visit too the milk factory and were setting of to get yet another badge from how long will this pokemon thing last, town, where they are certain to meet some bad guys. Ah-chu jumped out of tashes, Mario backpack and ran off. The guys all shouted out to it, to come back, but it kept on running. Mr T had recently had a major operation on his leg so he couldnít run very far ë I petty the fool who can catch ah-chuí he shouted. After a while of searching, they gave up hope of every finding ah-chu. Soon they arrived at their destination, everyone was walking around with their pokemon by their side. The rock spotted a monster that looked exactly like ah-chu ë hey you roody poo, pick up our ah-chu and just bring it to us, if you smell what my pokemon are cookingí the rock threw out his best pokemon, Ann Robinson. Ann Robinson annoyed the hell out of the guy with the pokemon, so he handed it over to Tash. Tash looked at it ëthis isnít my ah-chuí he said, and then started to cry, which he does a lot. ë Look over there, its ah-chu shoutedí Mr T. a small ah-chu was running around the streets, then turned and ran down a small alley way. The gang followed it round, but when they caught up, it was nowhere to be seen. Then suddenly it ran out onto the road, Tash ran for it, but was too late. A car came screeching round the corner, and smashed into ah-chu. Needless to say, ah-chu was no more. The car stopped and reversed back to the scene of the crime, inside was team man were predictable rocket. Tash started to shout at them, but no one listened to him, and Mr T gave his usual petty the fool talk. But the rock didnít say a word, except ë I am going to join you guys team rocketí thatís right he turned his back on his group, like so many wrestlers have done before him. He got in the car and they drove off together, laughing. Tash turned to Mr T and said ë boy, I didnít see that comingí Mr Tís smiled turned upside down ë donít call me a boy, boy!í he grabbed Tash and used one of his 974 ways of killing an annoying manga character. Mr T ëI bet you didnít see that coming either, did you fool?í
What started out as a simple trip from the milk factory to the next town, ended up with the death of ah-chu, the rock abandoned the guys to join team rocket, and Mr T killed Tash.
What happens next you ask? Nothing, now the main characters are split up, and dead, there isnít much left to say. So this is the end of pokemon.
Incase you didnít quite get it, I changed the names of the characters a bit:
Ash = Tash
Misty = Mr T
Brock = the rock
Picachu = ah-chu
Thanks for reading
CDouch
I own pokemon blue, as that was ok fun, but then everything got out of control.
One thing I really canít stand is the TV program, if I was in charge, I would do things differently. So here, for your reading pleasure is the way pokemon should be....
Tash, Mr T and the rock had just finished the visit too the milk factory and were setting of to get yet another badge from how long will this pokemon thing last, town, where they are certain to meet some bad guys. Ah-chu jumped out of tashes, Mario backpack and ran off. The guys all shouted out to it, to come back, but it kept on running. Mr T had recently had a major operation on his leg so he couldnít run very far ë I petty the fool who can catch ah-chuí he shouted. After a while of searching, they gave up hope of every finding ah-chu. Soon they arrived at their destination, everyone was walking around with their pokemon by their side. The rock spotted a monster that looked exactly like ah-chu ë hey you roody poo, pick up our ah-chu and just bring it to us, if you smell what my pokemon are cookingí the rock threw out his best pokemon, Ann Robinson. Ann Robinson annoyed the hell out of the guy with the pokemon, so he handed it over to Tash. Tash looked at it ëthis isnít my ah-chuí he said, and then started to cry, which he does a lot. ë Look over there, its ah-chu shoutedí Mr T. a small ah-chu was running around the streets, then turned and ran down a small alley way. The gang followed it round, but when they caught up, it was nowhere to be seen. Then suddenly it ran out onto the road, Tash ran for it, but was too late. A car came screeching round the corner, and smashed into ah-chu. Needless to say, ah-chu was no more. The car stopped and reversed back to the scene of the crime, inside was team man were predictable rocket. Tash started to shout at them, but no one listened to him, and Mr T gave his usual petty the fool talk. But the rock didnít say a word, except ë I am going to join you guys team rocketí thatís right he turned his back on his group, like so many wrestlers have done before him. He got in the car and they drove off together, laughing. Tash turned to Mr T and said ë boy, I didnít see that comingí Mr Tís smiled turned upside down ë donít call me a boy, boy!í he grabbed Tash and used one of his 974 ways of killing an annoying manga character. Mr T ëI bet you didnít see that coming either, did you fool?í
What started out as a simple trip from the milk factory to the next town, ended up with the death of ah-chu, the rock abandoned the guys to join team rocket, and Mr T killed Tash.
What happens next you ask? Nothing, now the main characters are split up, and dead, there isnít much left to say. So this is the end of pokemon.
Incase you didnít quite get it, I changed the names of the characters a bit:
Ash = Tash
Misty = Mr T
Brock = the rock
Picachu = ah-chu
Thanks for reading
CDouch