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IT IS!
I was hoovering my room and stuff, and it attacked me.
It's a Dyson, and the long pipe bit you can use is what I was using. Now, because the force of suction was more powerful than the actual hoovers weight alone, it sped across the room to me on it's wheels, and attacked me. I was crouching when it hit me from behind (no puns please), and I fell, smashed my head of the table, had to wrestle with the suction part (it was attacking my t-shirt), and had to kick off the collosol Dyson that was on top of me (no puns about that either).
So, my hoover is quite clearly evil.
I need an exorcist...
I was hoovering my room and stuff, and it attacked me.
It's a Dyson, and the long pipe bit you can use is what I was using. Now, because the force of suction was more powerful than the actual hoovers weight alone, it sped across the room to me on it's wheels, and attacked me. I was crouching when it hit me from behind (no puns please), and I fell, smashed my head of the table, had to wrestle with the suction part (it was attacking my t-shirt), and had to kick off the collosol Dyson that was on top of me (no puns about that either).
So, my hoover is quite clearly evil.
I need an exorcist...
I second that.
mikelar wrote:
> i bet you did it on purpose
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> i bet you did it on purpose
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Hoover is the brand name isn't it? Therefore, a Hoover is a vacume cleaner made by Hoover!
Did it swallow your pubes?
Azul wrote:
> I was crouching when it hit me from behind (no puns please)
Hur hur hur..
> I was crouching when it hit me from behind (no puns please)
Hur hur hur..
True, because a Hoover is one of those things with the face right?
If it's a Dyson, it's not a Hoover, is it?
My Hoover sucks.
i bet you did it on purpose so you had something to talk about on here. I bet you don't have a hoover.
And i think you mean innuendo rather then a pun. Although what funny innuendo you can think up about you and a hover is beyond me....
And i think you mean innuendo rather then a pun. Although what funny innuendo you can think up about you and a hover is beyond me....
IT IS!
I was hoovering my room and stuff, and it attacked me.
It's a Dyson, and the long pipe bit you can use is what I was using. Now, because the force of suction was more powerful than the actual hoovers weight alone, it sped across the room to me on it's wheels, and attacked me. I was crouching when it hit me from behind (no puns please), and I fell, smashed my head of the table, had to wrestle with the suction part (it was attacking my t-shirt), and had to kick off the collosol Dyson that was on top of me (no puns about that either).
So, my hoover is quite clearly evil.
I need an exorcist...
I was hoovering my room and stuff, and it attacked me.
It's a Dyson, and the long pipe bit you can use is what I was using. Now, because the force of suction was more powerful than the actual hoovers weight alone, it sped across the room to me on it's wheels, and attacked me. I was crouching when it hit me from behind (no puns please), and I fell, smashed my head of the table, had to wrestle with the suction part (it was attacking my t-shirt), and had to kick off the collosol Dyson that was on top of me (no puns about that either).
So, my hoover is quite clearly evil.
I need an exorcist...