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Today, we interview Parr. Not many people know of Parr, and those that do know little about him.
So then Parr, who are you?
"Well, I'm kinda shy. That's why I look at my poster on the wall- it always gives me courage."
What poster?
"Kyz's head on J-Lo's body. *Swoons*"
Isn't that a bit… strange to you?
"Oh no, not at all. The two perfect things merged together. Kyz's head and a nice skin colour."
But, er, it's J-Lo! She has a butt that can melt ice! And her Highlights! Mmmm…
"She must eat a lot of Tacos."
Oh dear. Well, we better move on then. So, what has Kyz done that actually makes him Notable-standard?
"Well, this one time, I was in the Nintendo forum, and Kyz came in a made 15 posts about what games he's selling. It was so great! I wish Kyz would sell himself. I'd empty my bank!"
Er…. So then, what about Kyz and his copied reviews?
"Well, they weren't copied in my eyes… they were just deadly similar to his older reviews. Yes, like a carbon copy, but changed. A bit."
It's all a bit fishy to me…
"Are you suggesting Kyz has done wrong? Are you? ARE YOU? Kyz would never do such a thing. He has people swooning over him. *swoons*"
I find that a little disturbing, to say the least. Who will you be voting for on Wednesday?
"KYZ! I will follow him to his English exam, and wait patiently by the door. And when he finishes, we will go back to my house, and make chocolate brownies, and go to Leeds, and rally votes, and, and *Pants*"
Er…
"And then in the evening, I will ask loads of people who they are voting for. And Kyz will! And he will win, and it will be darling! Just darling!"
Uh-huh… You scare me…
"Like this one time. We were over in Leeds, and we walked down this side ally, and Kyz saw a hobo. And he got inspiration. And it won him a GAD. And I ran into the streets and rejoiced!"
Hahaha! But, haven't you noticed the drop in Kyz's posts since GAD has been postponed?"
"On, not at all. He posts all the time. He is the only poster that stands out from the rest. His eyes are amazing! So many stories hidden inside them! *swoons*"
Well, er, that's it for today. I sincerely hope that the elections don't go the way you plan, or the forums will be in turmoil. Complete turmoil!
"Kyz creates turmoil from just writing a few lines! He's so hunky!"
ARGH!
So then Parr, who are you?
"Well, I'm kinda shy. That's why I look at my poster on the wall- it always gives me courage."
What poster?
"Kyz's head on J-Lo's body. *Swoons*"
Isn't that a bit… strange to you?
"Oh no, not at all. The two perfect things merged together. Kyz's head and a nice skin colour."
But, er, it's J-Lo! She has a butt that can melt ice! And her Highlights! Mmmm…
"She must eat a lot of Tacos."
Oh dear. Well, we better move on then. So, what has Kyz done that actually makes him Notable-standard?
"Well, this one time, I was in the Nintendo forum, and Kyz came in a made 15 posts about what games he's selling. It was so great! I wish Kyz would sell himself. I'd empty my bank!"
Er…. So then, what about Kyz and his copied reviews?
"Well, they weren't copied in my eyes… they were just deadly similar to his older reviews. Yes, like a carbon copy, but changed. A bit."
It's all a bit fishy to me…
"Are you suggesting Kyz has done wrong? Are you? ARE YOU? Kyz would never do such a thing. He has people swooning over him. *swoons*"
I find that a little disturbing, to say the least. Who will you be voting for on Wednesday?
"KYZ! I will follow him to his English exam, and wait patiently by the door. And when he finishes, we will go back to my house, and make chocolate brownies, and go to Leeds, and rally votes, and, and *Pants*"
Er…
"And then in the evening, I will ask loads of people who they are voting for. And Kyz will! And he will win, and it will be darling! Just darling!"
Uh-huh… You scare me…
"Like this one time. We were over in Leeds, and we walked down this side ally, and Kyz saw a hobo. And he got inspiration. And it won him a GAD. And I ran into the streets and rejoiced!"
Hahaha! But, haven't you noticed the drop in Kyz's posts since GAD has been postponed?"
"On, not at all. He posts all the time. He is the only poster that stands out from the rest. His eyes are amazing! So many stories hidden inside them! *swoons*"
Well, er, that's it for today. I sincerely hope that the elections don't go the way you plan, or the forums will be in turmoil. Complete turmoil!
"Kyz creates turmoil from just writing a few lines! He's so hunky!"
ARGH!
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I am digusted in youe Chipseh. . . .
YOu didn't even say "Vote Parr" once in that :(
:D
YOu didn't even say "Vote Parr" once in that :(
:D
YEY for Chipseh!
You got a hide thicker than an elephants........
or maybe another part of your anatomy.
Arms I suspect.
or maybe another part of your anatomy.
Arms I suspect.
Heh that was pretty good actually :-D
Knife? I'll give you knife! :D
Blades, man.
Blades, man.
AHA.
Oh how I laugh.
Oh how I laugh.
*takes knife away from Chipseh's back*
Yeah. Bored. Keep telling 'em...
Yeah. Bored. Keep telling 'em...
:cD
Bored dude, bored.
Hoho!
Either Chipseh's been hacked or...erm...he's bored.
Either Chipseh's been hacked or...erm...he's bored.
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