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Barney Blows for Britain- A special report from East Grinstead.
"Hello, I'm Julie, my friends call me Jules, or Fred, whatever. Today, we're here in East Grinstead, where everyone's favourite [crack addict] dinosaur is asked: Just what are the requirements to star on your show?"
"Well, er, Wahey! TV report! I love *you*!"
"So, Barney, Just what do you need to have to be on your show?"
"Well, er, Julie, you need to have an infatuation with purple dinosaurs, you cannot, under no circumstance, notice the subtle references to my crack addiction, and most of all, you need to be able to hold hands with other boys without breaking into a sweat. Isn't my show just the greatest?"
"Cra…cra…crack addiction?"
"Well, er, yes. Barney the Bonging Dinosaur. It's TV these days. Out with the old, in with the drugs. There's such a need for kids to have DSL, you know, it's what makes Barney 'Barney'."
"Well I never. Who feeds your habit?"
"Dipsy. He hides it under his hat. Oh, and I wouldn't trust Po as far as I could throw her. You know what? The handle bars on her scooter are actually, well, rubber. Rubber shafts."
"Did you get all that on camera? Good. So, Barney, what's all this news about Blowing?"
"It started last week, during my daily snort, I felt really light-headed. I remember during one of the first recordings of the show, we were so tired. I'd been up all night blowing them all…"
"WHAT?"
"You know, blowing. Absolutely knackers you. Girls are lucky. They get electric devices to help them, but we men have to go it alone."
"Er…"
"Oh, is it me or is there a hell of a lot of sexual innuendo in this interview?"
"Oh, you didn't really blow. Oh. See kids, never ever interview drug abusing dinosaurs."
"Whoa man, I have a tail!"
"HEY! No drugs on the show! Go smoke it in the van…"
"Right, right, ok. Anyway, we made this website. Can you find the innuendo?"
http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/bjscooter1.html
"Oh my. It's been there the whole time. Everything you said, BJ likes to play the trumpet, BJ gets very tired, everything! It's all so dirty."
"I'll remind you that kids who appear on the show must not notice this at all. I'd be ruined."
"Anyway, what do you hope to do in the future?"
"Well, we have a new target audience now. Expect to see us on PlayBoy. "Barney likes hot sausage" and "Getting down in Pre0school" will all be available on VHS sometime next year."
"When people said Barney's for kids, they really meant it. For once, it's a program that's actually not suited for adults. This has been Julie, and I'm off to go try out for Barney's new shows."
Note: We contacted Barney a few weeks later, and it turns out that he was only blowing balloons! It's all on his website, available at:
http://pbskids.org/barney/
Notice the background- There's pictures of marijuana leaves… :D
"Hello, I'm Julie, my friends call me Jules, or Fred, whatever. Today, we're here in East Grinstead, where everyone's favourite [crack addict] dinosaur is asked: Just what are the requirements to star on your show?"
"Well, er, Wahey! TV report! I love *you*!"
"So, Barney, Just what do you need to have to be on your show?"
"Well, er, Julie, you need to have an infatuation with purple dinosaurs, you cannot, under no circumstance, notice the subtle references to my crack addiction, and most of all, you need to be able to hold hands with other boys without breaking into a sweat. Isn't my show just the greatest?"
"Cra…cra…crack addiction?"
"Well, er, yes. Barney the Bonging Dinosaur. It's TV these days. Out with the old, in with the drugs. There's such a need for kids to have DSL, you know, it's what makes Barney 'Barney'."
"Well I never. Who feeds your habit?"
"Dipsy. He hides it under his hat. Oh, and I wouldn't trust Po as far as I could throw her. You know what? The handle bars on her scooter are actually, well, rubber. Rubber shafts."
"Did you get all that on camera? Good. So, Barney, what's all this news about Blowing?"
"It started last week, during my daily snort, I felt really light-headed. I remember during one of the first recordings of the show, we were so tired. I'd been up all night blowing them all…"
"WHAT?"
"You know, blowing. Absolutely knackers you. Girls are lucky. They get electric devices to help them, but we men have to go it alone."
"Er…"
"Oh, is it me or is there a hell of a lot of sexual innuendo in this interview?"
"Oh, you didn't really blow. Oh. See kids, never ever interview drug abusing dinosaurs."
"Whoa man, I have a tail!"
"HEY! No drugs on the show! Go smoke it in the van…"
"Right, right, ok. Anyway, we made this website. Can you find the innuendo?"
http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/bjscooter1.html
"Oh my. It's been there the whole time. Everything you said, BJ likes to play the trumpet, BJ gets very tired, everything! It's all so dirty."
"I'll remind you that kids who appear on the show must not notice this at all. I'd be ruined."
"Anyway, what do you hope to do in the future?"
"Well, we have a new target audience now. Expect to see us on PlayBoy. "Barney likes hot sausage" and "Getting down in Pre0school" will all be available on VHS sometime next year."
"When people said Barney's for kids, they really meant it. For once, it's a program that's actually not suited for adults. This has been Julie, and I'm off to go try out for Barney's new shows."
Note: We contacted Barney a few weeks later, and it turns out that he was only blowing balloons! It's all on his website, available at:
http://pbskids.org/barney/
Notice the background- There's pictures of marijuana leaves… :D
i live in East Grinstead...
It is C'est worrying.
"BJ likes to play with the dog"
"BJ likes to play with the dog"
Ahahahahaha.
http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/hugs1.html
Barney’s Book Of Hugs, ahahaha.
What a paedo
‘Ooh! That feels all wet and tickly!’
Ahahahaha.
http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/hugs1.html
Barney’s Book Of Hugs, ahahaha.
What a paedo
‘Ooh! That feels all wet and tickly!’
Ahahahaha.
That song is so suspect.
This website is just full of innuendo, it's actually unbelievable!
And.. it's... for kids!
This website is just full of innuendo, it's actually unbelievable!
And.. it's... for kids!
http://pbskids.org/barney/ (SPACE) children/music/memyfamily.html
Me and my sister are quite a pair,
We like to sleep with our teddy bears,
My brother wants to sit on my daddy's
ewwwwww
Me and my sister are quite a pair,
We like to sleep with our teddy bears,
My brother wants to sit on my daddy's
ewwwwww
http://pbskids.org/barney/ (space) children/storytime/bmakesmusic6.html
oh oh oh how I laugh
barney's hot suasage. hahahahah.
oh oh oh how I laugh
barney's hot suasage. hahahahah.
You'd be surprised. I had the idea, but he helps with developing it.
We haven't laughed so mcuh in ages. That website is so full of sexual innuendo it's not even funny! :D
We haven't laughed so mcuh in ages. That website is so full of sexual innuendo it's not even funny! :D
Been talking to gerrid again?
:oD
:oD
Barney Blows for Britain- A special report from East Grinstead.
"Hello, I'm Julie, my friends call me Jules, or Fred, whatever. Today, we're here in East Grinstead, where everyone's favourite [crack addict] dinosaur is asked: Just what are the requirements to star on your show?"
"Well, er, Wahey! TV report! I love *you*!"
"So, Barney, Just what do you need to have to be on your show?"
"Well, er, Julie, you need to have an infatuation with purple dinosaurs, you cannot, under no circumstance, notice the subtle references to my crack addiction, and most of all, you need to be able to hold hands with other boys without breaking into a sweat. Isn't my show just the greatest?"
"Cra…cra…crack addiction?"
"Well, er, yes. Barney the Bonging Dinosaur. It's TV these days. Out with the old, in with the drugs. There's such a need for kids to have DSL, you know, it's what makes Barney 'Barney'."
"Well I never. Who feeds your habit?"
"Dipsy. He hides it under his hat. Oh, and I wouldn't trust Po as far as I could throw her. You know what? The handle bars on her scooter are actually, well, rubber. Rubber shafts."
"Did you get all that on camera? Good. So, Barney, what's all this news about Blowing?"
"It started last week, during my daily snort, I felt really light-headed. I remember during one of the first recordings of the show, we were so tired. I'd been up all night blowing them all…"
"WHAT?"
"You know, blowing. Absolutely knackers you. Girls are lucky. They get electric devices to help them, but we men have to go it alone."
"Er…"
"Oh, is it me or is there a hell of a lot of sexual innuendo in this interview?"
"Oh, you didn't really blow. Oh. See kids, never ever interview drug abusing dinosaurs."
"Whoa man, I have a tail!"
"HEY! No drugs on the show! Go smoke it in the van…"
"Right, right, ok. Anyway, we made this website. Can you find the innuendo?"
http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/bjscooter1.html
"Oh my. It's been there the whole time. Everything you said, BJ likes to play the trumpet, BJ gets very tired, everything! It's all so dirty."
"I'll remind you that kids who appear on the show must not notice this at all. I'd be ruined."
"Anyway, what do you hope to do in the future?"
"Well, we have a new target audience now. Expect to see us on PlayBoy. "Barney likes hot sausage" and "Getting down in Pre0school" will all be available on VHS sometime next year."
"When people said Barney's for kids, they really meant it. For once, it's a program that's actually not suited for adults. This has been Julie, and I'm off to go try out for Barney's new shows."
Note: We contacted Barney a few weeks later, and it turns out that he was only blowing balloons! It's all on his website, available at:
http://pbskids.org/barney/
Notice the background- There's pictures of marijuana leaves… :D
"Hello, I'm Julie, my friends call me Jules, or Fred, whatever. Today, we're here in East Grinstead, where everyone's favourite [crack addict] dinosaur is asked: Just what are the requirements to star on your show?"
"Well, er, Wahey! TV report! I love *you*!"
"So, Barney, Just what do you need to have to be on your show?"
"Well, er, Julie, you need to have an infatuation with purple dinosaurs, you cannot, under no circumstance, notice the subtle references to my crack addiction, and most of all, you need to be able to hold hands with other boys without breaking into a sweat. Isn't my show just the greatest?"
"Cra…cra…crack addiction?"
"Well, er, yes. Barney the Bonging Dinosaur. It's TV these days. Out with the old, in with the drugs. There's such a need for kids to have DSL, you know, it's what makes Barney 'Barney'."
"Well I never. Who feeds your habit?"
"Dipsy. He hides it under his hat. Oh, and I wouldn't trust Po as far as I could throw her. You know what? The handle bars on her scooter are actually, well, rubber. Rubber shafts."
"Did you get all that on camera? Good. So, Barney, what's all this news about Blowing?"
"It started last week, during my daily snort, I felt really light-headed. I remember during one of the first recordings of the show, we were so tired. I'd been up all night blowing them all…"
"WHAT?"
"You know, blowing. Absolutely knackers you. Girls are lucky. They get electric devices to help them, but we men have to go it alone."
"Er…"
"Oh, is it me or is there a hell of a lot of sexual innuendo in this interview?"
"Oh, you didn't really blow. Oh. See kids, never ever interview drug abusing dinosaurs."
"Whoa man, I have a tail!"
"HEY! No drugs on the show! Go smoke it in the van…"
"Right, right, ok. Anyway, we made this website. Can you find the innuendo?"
http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/bjscooter1.html
"Oh my. It's been there the whole time. Everything you said, BJ likes to play the trumpet, BJ gets very tired, everything! It's all so dirty."
"I'll remind you that kids who appear on the show must not notice this at all. I'd be ruined."
"Anyway, what do you hope to do in the future?"
"Well, we have a new target audience now. Expect to see us on PlayBoy. "Barney likes hot sausage" and "Getting down in Pre0school" will all be available on VHS sometime next year."
"When people said Barney's for kids, they really meant it. For once, it's a program that's actually not suited for adults. This has been Julie, and I'm off to go try out for Barney's new shows."
Note: We contacted Barney a few weeks later, and it turns out that he was only blowing balloons! It's all on his website, available at:
http://pbskids.org/barney/
Notice the background- There's pictures of marijuana leaves… :D