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Later tonight (I'm psychic, trust me...) a fat Italian Plumber will be arrested in connection with drugs accusations. The plumber has been caught on video game footage taking strange mushrooms, which he believes make him grow, and also using various other plants, (in particular a strange orange flower) and a star shaped pill to distort his state of mind, making himself think he has special 'powers'. When arrested he will demand that he be released, as another kidnapping by one 'Bowser' is imminent, and he has to protect the 'mushroom kingdom'. He will also state that he has to retreive a special backpack from his brother Luigi, before the top secret special features on it are discovered which would "give away the secret to my next adventure". Mario will say he doesn't like the dank prison cells and has to return to the sunshine. He will be held for sometime, but I sense he will be released by Summer. Marios appartment will be found in quite a state with many videogame magazines strewn about (just shows that they damage our childrens minds), and a giant green pipe leading to the city sewers where his toilet should be.
His brother, Luigi, will also be investigated, but nothing will be proved, since he has not taken any of these 'magic' plants for some time, since he took up his hobby of renovating old run down mansions.
Another character, who will be accused of assosciating with Mario, a youngster called Link, will be investigated, but he will not be arrested. His information however, will lead to the arrest of several old hags, who he alledges are constantly hassling him for the 'magic' mushrooms which grow in the woods so they can make their 'special' potions and powders.
Following the imminent events, the game designer, Shigeru Miyamoto, will create an alternate ending to his new creation, Pikmin. It will soon be leaked that the original ending involved all of Nintendo's staff 'weeding' the garden of all the Pikmin, who have grown under the players nurturing, and proceeding to smoke all of the magical plants. A new ending will be devised, where all the Pikmin remain in tact, and it'll be really cute and cuddley.
*No plumbers were harmed in this post. A hedgehog got run over, and I crashed into some dumb animal called a Bandicoot (what a dumb name!), but no plumbers got hurt, just arrested.
His brother, Luigi, will also be investigated, but nothing will be proved, since he has not taken any of these 'magic' plants for some time, since he took up his hobby of renovating old run down mansions.
Another character, who will be accused of assosciating with Mario, a youngster called Link, will be investigated, but he will not be arrested. His information however, will lead to the arrest of several old hags, who he alledges are constantly hassling him for the 'magic' mushrooms which grow in the woods so they can make their 'special' potions and powders.
Following the imminent events, the game designer, Shigeru Miyamoto, will create an alternate ending to his new creation, Pikmin. It will soon be leaked that the original ending involved all of Nintendo's staff 'weeding' the garden of all the Pikmin, who have grown under the players nurturing, and proceeding to smoke all of the magical plants. A new ending will be devised, where all the Pikmin remain in tact, and it'll be really cute and cuddley.
*No plumbers were harmed in this post. A hedgehog got run over, and I crashed into some dumb animal called a Bandicoot (what a dumb name!), but no plumbers got hurt, just arrested.
Later tonight (I'm psychic, trust me...) a fat Italian Plumber will be arrested in connection with drugs accusations. The plumber has been caught on video game footage taking strange mushrooms, which he believes make him grow, and also using various other plants, (in particular a strange orange flower) and a star shaped pill to distort his state of mind, making himself think he has special 'powers'. When arrested he will demand that he be released, as another kidnapping by one 'Bowser' is imminent, and he has to protect the 'mushroom kingdom'. He will also state that he has to retreive a special backpack from his brother Luigi, before the top secret special features on it are discovered which would "give away the secret to my next adventure". Mario will say he doesn't like the dank prison cells and has to return to the sunshine. He will be held for sometime, but I sense he will be released by Summer. Marios appartment will be found in quite a state with many videogame magazines strewn about (just shows that they damage our childrens minds), and a giant green pipe leading to the city sewers where his toilet should be.
His brother, Luigi, will also be investigated, but nothing will be proved, since he has not taken any of these 'magic' plants for some time, since he took up his hobby of renovating old run down mansions.
Another character, who will be accused of assosciating with Mario, a youngster called Link, will be investigated, but he will not be arrested. His information however, will lead to the arrest of several old hags, who he alledges are constantly hassling him for the 'magic' mushrooms which grow in the woods so they can make their 'special' potions and powders.
Following the imminent events, the game designer, Shigeru Miyamoto, will create an alternate ending to his new creation, Pikmin. It will soon be leaked that the original ending involved all of Nintendo's staff 'weeding' the garden of all the Pikmin, who have grown under the players nurturing, and proceeding to smoke all of the magical plants. A new ending will be devised, where all the Pikmin remain in tact, and it'll be really cute and cuddley.
*No plumbers were harmed in this post. A hedgehog got run over, and I crashed into some dumb animal called a Bandicoot (what a dumb name!), but no plumbers got hurt, just arrested.
His brother, Luigi, will also be investigated, but nothing will be proved, since he has not taken any of these 'magic' plants for some time, since he took up his hobby of renovating old run down mansions.
Another character, who will be accused of assosciating with Mario, a youngster called Link, will be investigated, but he will not be arrested. His information however, will lead to the arrest of several old hags, who he alledges are constantly hassling him for the 'magic' mushrooms which grow in the woods so they can make their 'special' potions and powders.
Following the imminent events, the game designer, Shigeru Miyamoto, will create an alternate ending to his new creation, Pikmin. It will soon be leaked that the original ending involved all of Nintendo's staff 'weeding' the garden of all the Pikmin, who have grown under the players nurturing, and proceeding to smoke all of the magical plants. A new ending will be devised, where all the Pikmin remain in tact, and it'll be really cute and cuddley.
*No plumbers were harmed in this post. A hedgehog got run over, and I crashed into some dumb animal called a Bandicoot (what a dumb name!), but no plumbers got hurt, just arrested.
can someone tell me if this post is really rubbish, or if everyone is just ignoring it because no one likes me? (sniff...)
Sibs wrote:
can someone tell me if this post is really rubbish, or if everyone is just ignoring it because no one likes me? (sniff...)
WELL!?!
boo hoo no one likes me... oh well.
can someone tell me if this post is really rubbish, or if everyone is just ignoring it because no one likes me? (sniff...)
WELL!?!
boo hoo no one likes me... oh well.