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Iím bored and found this on www.madeitupformyownamusement.com
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ìConsole Warî:
This is X-Box Bloke and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
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Reporter: Good morning X-Box bloke, I shall call you X for the sake of my typing this out
X: Ok
Reporter: So, are you gearing up for the launch of the X-Box?
X: Bill Gates
Reporter: What?
X: Bill Gates is a wonderful leader.
Reporter: Uh-huh. Well, how do you feel about the publicís loathing of Microsoft and the inherent distrust of Gateís ability to enter the console market?
X: He is kind and visionary, and he smells nice
Reporter: What? Look, I just want to know what you see the capabilities of the X-Box are compared to companies like Sony and Nintendo, who have an extensive history.
X: And he dresses really nicely and his hair is soft and smooth.
Reporter: So what about the claims that the X-Box is nothing more than a PC in a little box?
X: And Mr Gates will rise up and take over the earth in full-score and twenty weeks
Reporter: What?
X: Er, nothing. Yes, the X-Box is indeed the next step in gaming
Reporter: Why do you say that? It would appear to be a PC with a different name
X: And he likes to watch us on monitors all day, so we are productive for the company
Reporter: What does this have to do with anything?
X: And the polygon count will be excellent, with top gameplay and Windows.
Reporter: Ah, so the console will use an OS similar to the PC
X: Steve Bullmer was an embarassment to the many, and he will be dealt with
Reporter: What?
X: He made The Many look stupid and people laughed, he will be removed.
Reporter: You mean that press conference?
X: I forget now. And now I must leave
(sound of X rising in a cloud of lights and smoke before shooting off through the window)
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ìConsole Warî:
This is X-Box Bloke and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
------------
Reporter: Good morning X-Box bloke, I shall call you X for the sake of my typing this out
X: Ok
Reporter: So, are you gearing up for the launch of the X-Box?
X: Bill Gates
Reporter: What?
X: Bill Gates is a wonderful leader.
Reporter: Uh-huh. Well, how do you feel about the publicís loathing of Microsoft and the inherent distrust of Gateís ability to enter the console market?
X: He is kind and visionary, and he smells nice
Reporter: What? Look, I just want to know what you see the capabilities of the X-Box are compared to companies like Sony and Nintendo, who have an extensive history.
X: And he dresses really nicely and his hair is soft and smooth.
Reporter: So what about the claims that the X-Box is nothing more than a PC in a little box?
X: And Mr Gates will rise up and take over the earth in full-score and twenty weeks
Reporter: What?
X: Er, nothing. Yes, the X-Box is indeed the next step in gaming
Reporter: Why do you say that? It would appear to be a PC with a different name
X: And he likes to watch us on monitors all day, so we are productive for the company
Reporter: What does this have to do with anything?
X: And the polygon count will be excellent, with top gameplay and Windows.
Reporter: Ah, so the console will use an OS similar to the PC
X: Steve Bullmer was an embarassment to the many, and he will be dealt with
Reporter: What?
X: He made The Many look stupid and people laughed, he will be removed.
Reporter: You mean that press conference?
X: I forget now. And now I must leave
(sound of X rising in a cloud of lights and smoke before shooting off through the window)
Very amusing :o).
Wait, who's that behind me ... Mr X ARRRHHH..
Wait, who's that behind me ... Mr X ARRRHHH..
Iím bored and found this on www.madeitupformyownamusement.com
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ìConsole Warî:
This is X-Box Bloke and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
------------
Reporter: Good morning X-Box bloke, I shall call you X for the sake of my typing this out
X: Ok
Reporter: So, are you gearing up for the launch of the X-Box?
X: Bill Gates
Reporter: What?
X: Bill Gates is a wonderful leader.
Reporter: Uh-huh. Well, how do you feel about the publicís loathing of Microsoft and the inherent distrust of Gateís ability to enter the console market?
X: He is kind and visionary, and he smells nice
Reporter: What? Look, I just want to know what you see the capabilities of the X-Box are compared to companies like Sony and Nintendo, who have an extensive history.
X: And he dresses really nicely and his hair is soft and smooth.
Reporter: So what about the claims that the X-Box is nothing more than a PC in a little box?
X: And Mr Gates will rise up and take over the earth in full-score and twenty weeks
Reporter: What?
X: Er, nothing. Yes, the X-Box is indeed the next step in gaming
Reporter: Why do you say that? It would appear to be a PC with a different name
X: And he likes to watch us on monitors all day, so we are productive for the company
Reporter: What does this have to do with anything?
X: And the polygon count will be excellent, with top gameplay and Windows.
Reporter: Ah, so the console will use an OS similar to the PC
X: Steve Bullmer was an embarassment to the many, and he will be dealt with
Reporter: What?
X: He made The Many look stupid and people laughed, he will be removed.
Reporter: You mean that press conference?
X: I forget now. And now I must leave
(sound of X rising in a cloud of lights and smoke before shooting off through the window)
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ìConsole Warî:
This is X-Box Bloke and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
------------
Reporter: Good morning X-Box bloke, I shall call you X for the sake of my typing this out
X: Ok
Reporter: So, are you gearing up for the launch of the X-Box?
X: Bill Gates
Reporter: What?
X: Bill Gates is a wonderful leader.
Reporter: Uh-huh. Well, how do you feel about the publicís loathing of Microsoft and the inherent distrust of Gateís ability to enter the console market?
X: He is kind and visionary, and he smells nice
Reporter: What? Look, I just want to know what you see the capabilities of the X-Box are compared to companies like Sony and Nintendo, who have an extensive history.
X: And he dresses really nicely and his hair is soft and smooth.
Reporter: So what about the claims that the X-Box is nothing more than a PC in a little box?
X: And Mr Gates will rise up and take over the earth in full-score and twenty weeks
Reporter: What?
X: Er, nothing. Yes, the X-Box is indeed the next step in gaming
Reporter: Why do you say that? It would appear to be a PC with a different name
X: And he likes to watch us on monitors all day, so we are productive for the company
Reporter: What does this have to do with anything?
X: And the polygon count will be excellent, with top gameplay and Windows.
Reporter: Ah, so the console will use an OS similar to the PC
X: Steve Bullmer was an embarassment to the many, and he will be dealt with
Reporter: What?
X: He made The Many look stupid and people laughed, he will be removed.
Reporter: You mean that press conference?
X: I forget now. And now I must leave
(sound of X rising in a cloud of lights and smoke before shooting off through the window)