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Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ìConsole Warî:
This is Sony Bloke and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
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Reporter: Good morning Sony Bloke
Sony Bloke: Morning.
Reporter: Weíre not going to fight like last time are we?
Sony Bloke: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Jesus here we go again. Look, stop saying that.
Sony Bloke: Silent Hill 2
Reporter: Why? Why are you being so damn annoying?
Sony Bloke: Grand Theft Auto 3
Reporter: Speak in proper sentences or I will leave this interview now.
Sony Bloke: Sorry.
Reporter: Thanks.
Sony Bloke: Gran Turismo 3
(sounds of two men rolling on the floor like big girls)
Reporter: Now, what do you have to say about Nintendo Gamecube, do you see this as a significant threat to Sony?
Sony Bloke: Nintardo Gaycube.
Reporter: Öwhat?
Sony Bloke: Nintardo for children and ëtards. PlayStation 2 for grown-ups
Reporter: But isnít that down to creative marketing? Nintendo are relying on their well-known penchant for innocent games.
Sony Bloke: Stupid Gaycube. Big baby games. Metal Gear Solid 2 smash Gaycube
Reporter: Maybe, but you cannot deny the Gamecube has nice graphics
Sony Bloke: So does Playschool. Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Look, Iíll set you on fire if you donít stop saying that. Itís not even out yet
Sony Bloke: The ice cubes melt you know
Reporter: Yes, we know. But I want to talk about the image Sony presents, one of a cool and hip street-cred by sponsoring skateboarding events and David Lynch doing adverts
Sony Bloke: Yes.
Reporter: Whilst Nintendo rely on their previous history and safe sales
Sony Bloke: Gaycube is rubbish. Looks like lego and Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: What are Sony going to do when MGS2 is released? Thatís it, the trump card played isnít it?
Sony Bloke: ErÖTekken 18
Reporter: Right. So you donít have any more ideas up your sleeve?
Sony Bloke: Metal Gear Solid 2.
(More sounds of fighting)
Reporter: Right, thatís it. Iím going home. This is stupid
Sony Bloke: Thank you. Metal Gear Solid 2.
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ìConsole Warî:
This is Sony Bloke and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
------------
Reporter: Good morning Sony Bloke
Sony Bloke: Morning.
Reporter: Weíre not going to fight like last time are we?
Sony Bloke: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Jesus here we go again. Look, stop saying that.
Sony Bloke: Silent Hill 2
Reporter: Why? Why are you being so damn annoying?
Sony Bloke: Grand Theft Auto 3
Reporter: Speak in proper sentences or I will leave this interview now.
Sony Bloke: Sorry.
Reporter: Thanks.
Sony Bloke: Gran Turismo 3
(sounds of two men rolling on the floor like big girls)
Reporter: Now, what do you have to say about Nintendo Gamecube, do you see this as a significant threat to Sony?
Sony Bloke: Nintardo Gaycube.
Reporter: Öwhat?
Sony Bloke: Nintardo for children and ëtards. PlayStation 2 for grown-ups
Reporter: But isnít that down to creative marketing? Nintendo are relying on their well-known penchant for innocent games.
Sony Bloke: Stupid Gaycube. Big baby games. Metal Gear Solid 2 smash Gaycube
Reporter: Maybe, but you cannot deny the Gamecube has nice graphics
Sony Bloke: So does Playschool. Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Look, Iíll set you on fire if you donít stop saying that. Itís not even out yet
Sony Bloke: The ice cubes melt you know
Reporter: Yes, we know. But I want to talk about the image Sony presents, one of a cool and hip street-cred by sponsoring skateboarding events and David Lynch doing adverts
Sony Bloke: Yes.
Reporter: Whilst Nintendo rely on their previous history and safe sales
Sony Bloke: Gaycube is rubbish. Looks like lego and Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: What are Sony going to do when MGS2 is released? Thatís it, the trump card played isnít it?
Sony Bloke: ErÖTekken 18
Reporter: Right. So you donít have any more ideas up your sleeve?
Sony Bloke: Metal Gear Solid 2.
(More sounds of fighting)
Reporter: Right, thatís it. Iím going home. This is stupid
Sony Bloke: Thank you. Metal Gear Solid 2.
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Iím bored and found this on www.madeitupformyownamusement.com
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ìConsole Warî:
This is Sony Bloke and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
------------
Reporter: Good morning Sony Bloke
Sony Bloke: Morning.
Reporter: Weíre not going to fight like last time are we?
Sony Bloke: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Jesus here we go again. Look, stop saying that.
Sony Bloke: Silent Hill 2
Reporter: Why? Why are you being so damn annoying?
Sony Bloke: Grand Theft Auto 3
Reporter: Speak in proper sentences or I will leave this interview now.
Sony Bloke: Sorry.
Reporter: Thanks.
Sony Bloke: Gran Turismo 3
(sounds of two men rolling on the floor like big girls)
Reporter: Now, what do you have to say about Nintendo Gamecube, do you see this as a significant threat to Sony?
Sony Bloke: Nintardo Gaycube.
Reporter: Öwhat?
Sony Bloke: Nintardo for children and ëtards. PlayStation 2 for grown-ups
Reporter: But isnít that down to creative marketing? Nintendo are relying on their well-known penchant for innocent games.
Sony Bloke: Stupid Gaycube. Big baby games. Metal Gear Solid 2 smash Gaycube
Reporter: Maybe, but you cannot deny the Gamecube has nice graphics
Sony Bloke: So does Playschool. Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Look, Iíll set you on fire if you donít stop saying that. Itís not even out yet
Sony Bloke: The ice cubes melt you know
Reporter: Yes, we know. But I want to talk about the image Sony presents, one of a cool and hip street-cred by sponsoring skateboarding events and David Lynch doing adverts
Sony Bloke: Yes.
Reporter: Whilst Nintendo rely on their previous history and safe sales
Sony Bloke: Gaycube is rubbish. Looks like lego and Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: What are Sony going to do when MGS2 is released? Thatís it, the trump card played isnít it?
Sony Bloke: ErÖTekken 18
Reporter: Right. So you donít have any more ideas up your sleeve?
Sony Bloke: Metal Gear Solid 2.
(More sounds of fighting)
Reporter: Right, thatís it. Iím going home. This is stupid
Sony Bloke: Thank you. Metal Gear Solid 2.
Leaked interviews with the heads of the major consoles and their thoughts on the ìConsole Warî:
This is Sony Bloke and Reporter in a hotel somewhere in Droitwich
------------
Reporter: Good morning Sony Bloke
Sony Bloke: Morning.
Reporter: Weíre not going to fight like last time are we?
Sony Bloke: Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Jesus here we go again. Look, stop saying that.
Sony Bloke: Silent Hill 2
Reporter: Why? Why are you being so damn annoying?
Sony Bloke: Grand Theft Auto 3
Reporter: Speak in proper sentences or I will leave this interview now.
Sony Bloke: Sorry.
Reporter: Thanks.
Sony Bloke: Gran Turismo 3
(sounds of two men rolling on the floor like big girls)
Reporter: Now, what do you have to say about Nintendo Gamecube, do you see this as a significant threat to Sony?
Sony Bloke: Nintardo Gaycube.
Reporter: Öwhat?
Sony Bloke: Nintardo for children and ëtards. PlayStation 2 for grown-ups
Reporter: But isnít that down to creative marketing? Nintendo are relying on their well-known penchant for innocent games.
Sony Bloke: Stupid Gaycube. Big baby games. Metal Gear Solid 2 smash Gaycube
Reporter: Maybe, but you cannot deny the Gamecube has nice graphics
Sony Bloke: So does Playschool. Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: Look, Iíll set you on fire if you donít stop saying that. Itís not even out yet
Sony Bloke: The ice cubes melt you know
Reporter: Yes, we know. But I want to talk about the image Sony presents, one of a cool and hip street-cred by sponsoring skateboarding events and David Lynch doing adverts
Sony Bloke: Yes.
Reporter: Whilst Nintendo rely on their previous history and safe sales
Sony Bloke: Gaycube is rubbish. Looks like lego and Metal Gear Solid 2
Reporter: What are Sony going to do when MGS2 is released? Thatís it, the trump card played isnít it?
Sony Bloke: ErÖTekken 18
Reporter: Right. So you donít have any more ideas up your sleeve?
Sony Bloke: Metal Gear Solid 2.
(More sounds of fighting)
Reporter: Right, thatís it. Iím going home. This is stupid
Sony Bloke: Thank you. Metal Gear Solid 2.